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Tag: You're It There are so many possible element and attribute combinations in HTML, here's one you may have overlooked: the tag "you're it". It conforms to International Standard ISO 8879 and often also particular house rules. You apply it to the body section of the document. Applying it to the head can lead to undesirable results, such as poked eyeballs or even possible concussion. Although it's universally understood, we hear it's deprecated in certain elementary schools now because of the inherent danger. (Don't ask us. We just share these things with you.) We have only one thing to say to those administrators: you're it. HA! printed in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. If you're the only one around with this shirt on, you automatically win.
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Support the Rabid Do you think you have what it takes? To run 5,000 miles for rabies awareness? Join the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure tomorrow at 3 p.m. in the parking lot to make a difference in somewhere between one and four North Americans' lives each year. In all seriousness, the World Health Organization estimates that more than 55,000 people die of rabies each year. Just not here. And, unfortunately, the amount we raised won't even buy us a plane ticket to any of the places where those poor, unfortunate people die. However, with your donation of $17.99 to $18.99, you'll receive one free t-shirt commemorating this historic event. Do it for the good you'll feel in your heart. Do it for the shirt. Do it for the rabid.* Royal blue, 100% cotton shirt with "Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure" in white o
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Come to the Dark Side The Dark Side gets all the cool toys. You come to the Dark Side, we can guarantee you a cape. You wanna use your powers to get into the movie theater for free? Cool with us. We provide excellent theme music for sitting in time-out in the corner. Use the Force to topple someone else's stack of blocks or destroy their science fair projects. We won't tell. Plus, we offer the ultimate prize -- cookies! Bet you didn't know the Sith Lords were a veritable cadre of Iron Chefs in the kitchen. By harnessing the power of the Dark Side, they've made these cookies well-nigh irresistible. Can't you almost smell the scent of fresh-baked cookies, wafting through the airlock.... 100% cotton, pre-shrunk, black t-shirt declares "Come to the dark side, we have cookies. - V"
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In The Near-Retro Future, Gravity Police Are Everywhere! When it comes to natural forces, ThinkGeek prefers magnetism. Why? It's quite simple. We can do stuff like levitate tops and totally pwn our friends. Our second favorite force would have to be Dominant Mind while playing Knights of the Old Republic in Evil mode. That brings us to our third favorite force, Gravity. Yep. And we prefer the Einsteinian model over the Newtonian, as should you. Thinking about building an anti-gravity device in the basement of the science building? Think again Mister Man! Make no attempts to defy gravity. You would be acting against the law. (see standard formula below!) Gravitational force = (G * m1 * m2) / (d2) You may still be underage, but don't give the Gravity Police a reason to knock on your door; do us a favor and always obey gravity. De-molecularization isn't pretty. 100% cotton, pre-shrunk, navy t-shirt with orange / white design with a retro-looking gravity cop (blowing his super sci-fi whist
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"You buy this ship - treat her proper - she'll be with you for the rest of your life." One of the main characters of Firefly is Serenity herself, with all her quirks and surprises. Here are a couple of facts you might not have considered before. The ship could fit on a football field, hanging over the sidelines 5 ft. each way, which probably wouldn't even knock over the Gatorade cooler. The cargo capacity is 164,900 pounds, which is just over 7000 black-market beagles. Also, we would like to point out that we think it's really cool that Google has astronomical units to lightyears as one of their default conversions from the search box. This shirt features Serenity against a sunburst and a field of stars on a babydoll (fitted) black t-shirt, along with the four Chinese characters which represent the phrase "Never Give Up" down the right side. Note: This product runs larger than our normal babydolls. Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL XXL Chest 36 in. 40 in. 4
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"There's a 70% chance the object you're standing on is a cake." 1upcake: the ultimate combination of cute and utility. It not only offers extra life, but also frosting-y goodness. Plus, the cupcake, just like the 1up Mushroom, is the ultimate reward, better than cookies because it's moist and better than cake because it's portable. And you don't have to worry about the ratio of people to cake with 1upcakes. INGREDIENTS: Cotton, Mushroom, Water, Sugar, Enriched Wheat Flour, Whole Eggs, Soybean Oil, Nonfat Milk Powder, Salt, Baking Powder, Corn Starch, FD&C Yellow #6. This product is manufactured in a facility that also processes tree nuts. (Not really.) 1upcake printed on a 100% cotton, navy babydoll.
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"Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?"- Roy, every episode of The IT Crowd Every ThinkGeek customer has at least one of these individuals in his or her existence. This is the person who, after asking you to fix the computer, provides you with a litany of every non-applicable quirk that's happened with the computer in the last two weeks, but insists that restarting the computer could not possibly fix the problem. And then starts into the list again. You're ready to bellow at this person, "The question was, 'Have you rebooted?' not 'Do you believe that rebooting will help your situation?'" Because, honestly, if this person knew anything about computers, he or she wouldn't be in this situation to begin with, and so his or her opinion on potential solutions is entirely irrelevant. "Just shut up and reboot already." printed in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.
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It Is Good To Be The King... Slap this shirt on, and parade around the cube farm to display the depth of your powers. Then sit back and watch them tremble... Actually, this shirt makes us laugh (laugh as in funny ha ha), because it reminds us of the time when Jen accidently changed the root username on one of our ISP's production servers to just 'oot'. I'm afraid she'll never be able to live that one down. I guess we should have made a 'special edition' of this t-shirt with 'slap me senseless, for i am oot' instead just for Jen. Hehe. OK, enough JenTorture - you get the idea. Now get the shirt.
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Work Is the Curse Of The Drinking Class... Don't you hate it when you are at the local computer shop talking to one of your friends about the subtle benefits of DDR memory when some ignoramus walks up to you and starts asking you which aisle the Internet is on? Or maybe he says something like, 'how do i watch the latest movies on my MP3 player?' If you didn't have this t-shirt, you would have to waste valuable breath telling this guy to bug off and find another hole to crawl in.. This shirt also works well when you are at the office playing Quake or Counterstrike instead of working on those TPS reports. Dunno what i'm even doing writing this little description here seeing as how I don't work here either. Oh Well. Heavyweight 100% cotton black t-shirt with phrase 'I don't work here' on the front and center.
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Just in case you weren't sure... Just in case you were having trouble, we have a simple system to keep track of your offspring. It doesn't take a sophisticated version control system like CVS or Subversion to know who is the child and who is the parent, but our simple v1.0 and v2.0 t-shirts should help. Be sure to get our v2.0 shirt too! 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in Blue Dusk. "v1.0" printed on the front in black, white, and red. The design is the same as on our "Version 2.0" shirt, but a little larger.
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Care and Feeding of Your Zombie There are a number of methods available for training your pet. Do not attempt these techniques on your own. Always consult with a zombie professional. If you leave your zombies alone in the house all day, they can get into trouble if not properly trained. You'll come home to an abattoir of headless stuffed animals and all the unpleasant moldy things in the fridge will have been eaten. It's important to remember that your zombie needs three things: exercise, discipline, and brains. A treadmill is a great way to burn off your zombie's excess energy. But this is important: never set the treadmill above the lowest setting. You want to maintain the rate at a consistent shamble. Breaking into a run is no good. It only causes ankle injuries and additional flesh decomposition. It's also important to remember that since your zombie feels no fatigue, you'll need to turn the treadmill off. But the treadmill can focus the groaning and mindless shambling of a typical
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Wholesome, Nutritious Alcohol! Keep your fuel cells charged with the latest in fictional beers! Benderbrau uses a patented cold-fusion steam process to capture the fresh taste of the mountains - turbid and silty with a subtle, slightly goat-y finish. Mind SpokesBender's hearty exhortation on the label, "Let's Get Drunk!" It's more convincing than the St. Pauli Girl's frosty mugs. And you know what we mean by mugs. Benderbrau is filled with hoppy goodness. None of those metal shavings found in our competitors (*cough*pabstbluerobot*cough*). Unless one of the robots fell in during the manufacturing process. In which case, bonus metal shavings! So the next time you're on the ass end of an ass-kicking, chill out with a bottle of Benderbrau, the beer that would be rifling through your wallet if it had appendages. Benderbrau logo (from the Futurama episode "The Route of All Evil") on a 100% cotton, black shirt.
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Octopus Robot Has a Posse It's good to have a posse. Especially if you're octopus robot. Sure you've got awesome metal tentacles, but none of those pincer claws that most robots have factory-installed. And what are you supposed to do with tentacles if you drop something? Eh. *flail* *flail* That's where your posse comes in. *pinch* Retrieved. A [collective noun] of robots is printed in black on this grass green t-shirt that's 100% fine jersey cotton. It's printed on American Apparel, which fits differently than most of ThinkGeek's shirts, so be sure to check the Sizing Info tab to ensure you select the right size.
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Happy joy! Here's a great new parody T-shirt created by Japanese illustrator Kenji Takahashi, featuring an ultra-cute image of a famous Japanese anime face. A super original T-shirt for you, recommended for all Totoro and Studio Ghibli fans! Sizes in stock are S through 2XL are available. Light blue 100% heavyweight cotton t-shirt.
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Houston, We Have a Problem Since NASA is retiring the Space Shuttle program, they're going to have a lot of equipment they won't need any more, so we're gonna borrow some. First we'll sign out two empty solid rocket boosters and fill them with 1,100,000 pounds of propellant. And by "propellant," we mean Mentos. 13,538,462 of them or 967,033 rolls. Then, we'll need an external tank, which is a little trickier since they're not recovered. Hopefully they have an extra one laying about someplace. Or, hey. I bet the National Air and Space Museum right down the road has one we could borrow. Instead of filling it with liquid oxygen and liquid hydrogen, though, we'll fill it with liquid Diet Coke. 528616 gallons of it. And then 70 miles above the Earth, the tank will be jettisoned to fall in a large plastics recycling container in a remote section of ocean. Cause that's how we roll. This is an authentic Glennz t-shirt, full of New Zealand-y goodness. Printed on a royal blue, 100% fine jersey c
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factorial factorial It's hard not to get excited about factorials. After all, they come with their own built-in exclamation point. Plus, they very quickly get way out of hand. Ask your calculator if you don't believe us. Factorials are the party creatures of the math world. You can imagine them, drunk, on the rooftop, screaming their own name at the top of their lungs. "FAAAAACCCTORIALLLL!" Or maybe not. All we know is if you invite factorial! to your party, you'd better be prepared for lampshade-headed antics. "factorial!" printed in white on a forest green, 100% cotton t-shirt.
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You see a large wooden door. You open it. You enter a dark cavernous conference room. There are whiteboards, notepads, and a speakerphone. The faint smell of dry erase markers and stale coffee hovers in the dank office air. The fluorescent light above you flickers briefly. You see hidden in the shadows the glistening, faceted eyes of your manager. The foul smelling monster breathes heavily -- drooling on a stack of TPS reports. What do you do? I attack. I swing my 2-handed sword at the fell beast! Luckily I'm wearing my +20 Shirt of Smiting, otherwise my roll of 17 would have been merely a glancing blow against his AC 37 scaly hide. Thanks to my new shirt (which also acts as a keen edge spell), it's a critical hit! DOUBLE DAMAGE! Where are the Cheetos? 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in black. Don't be deceived by its comfy feel and relaxed fit: with "+20 Shirt of Smiting" printed on the front in white, you're practically invincible!
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What Master Chief wears on casual Fridays... Our big green style cannot be defeated! Marines, we present to you ThinkGeek's own version of Big Green Style. Okay, so our *ahem* Motivational Device might not have as much "persuasion" built in as Sergeant Major Avery Johnson's. But ours comes in convenient, foldable form and is machine-washable for those times when your Warthog runs over a particularly messy enemy. And it won't involve special agents staking out your house when a Scorpion Tank shows up on your doorstep. Military green, 100% cotton shirt has UNSCDF crest on the front (with red scroll) and a small Halo 3 logo on the back. The shirt is softer than our standard shirts and slightly tighter-fitting than indicated on our Sizing Info tab.
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Come on, admit it. You're the smartest person you know. Of course you don't *actually* have to be a genius to wear this shirt. Little Johnny could have the IQ of a grapefruit and still have enough neurons to purchase this fine garment. Then, when Johnny's mom puts on the shirt for him, the world will come to think of him in a different light. Sure little Johnny might think an asymptote is a swear word, but, hey, read the shirt, he's with genius - so maybe it is. We might even go so far as to suggest wearing this shirt will make you smarter. Think about it. Just wearing this shirt may very well change the perception about your genius, and, in this day and age, frequently perceptions are more powerful than reality. See Y2K and the PSP for some recent examples. So, in a way, this shirt can actually change how smart you are by changing how smart other people, whether dumb or smart, think you are. Sheer genius! You can't lose! 100% cotton heavyweight black t-shirt with the phrase 'I'm with
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Someday, a Venn Diagram Might Save Your Life Math teachers are always repeating that "you're going to need to know this out in the real world" mantra. We'll be honest. We haven't ever needed to take the cosine of our lunch or find the limit of our commute as our car approaches home. But there were a few mathematical concepts that really stuck with us, and we use every chance we get. We should probably admit here that our favorite part of math was the drawing pictures part (geometry=good, algebra=bad). So when we encountered the Venn Diagram, we knew we had a friend for life. This Venn Diagram, in particular, has three very persuasive statements in its circles. The overlap areas are kind of weird. "I don't need to see the identification of the droids I'm not looking for?" But, you know, the more we look at it, the more we think that's okay, and we just want to move along. It's as if a powerful force is compelling us with some sort of mind trick. Or something. Moving along.... This shirt
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