Geek Is The New Black T-shirts

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  • This is the web safe colour ref for black. This actually is the new black! geek, graphic, nerd, programmer, web
    male, female - adult
    $24.54
  • Kurt Russell is a beast. escape, new york, ig hateyhate, evan earley, john carpenter, kurt russell, geek, cool, awesome, funny, parody, movie, film, action, hipster, 80s
    male, female - adult
    $20.00
  • The previous work had problems and I added new updated version and deleted the previous one This one the quotes are next to the characters that say them plus some other characters in between. game of thrones, house stark, winter is coming, winter, coming, direwolf, sigil, heraldry, heraldic, stark, thrones, game, wolf, house tully, house baratheon, tully, lannister, dire, lion, stag, house lannister, george r r martin, a song of ice and fire, fan art, vector clean, geek, geekart, poster design, a game of thrones, minimalist, minimalism, imp, asoiaf, nerd, jon snow, nights watch, crows, black flag, crow
    male, female - adult
    $24.54
  • "So you say you want to be a rock star, but your musicianship, charisma, attractiveness, fashion sense, and party-ability XP are all measured as negative integers? No problem - it's never stopped Paul and Storm! And with their classic ""cover band joke"" shirt, you too can meta-clever your way straight to the top. The process is simple: 1) Take any random phrase; 2) Insert a band that said phrase bears some relation to; 3) Profit!* And the best part is, the washable marker lets you create new cover bands every time you wear the shirt. It even comes off with a wet paper towel for sudden, mid-day inspirations. (Sudden Mid-Day Inspirations is the name of our Divinyls cover band. See? Easy!) Black babydoll (fitted) t-shirt comes pre-packaged with its own write-on, wash-off marker. Note: The monkeys in ThinkGeek's extensive Product Testing Laboratories (the monkeys are the testers not the testees) discovered that the marker will wash off in hot or cold water. This is NOT write on / wipe off
    female - adult
    $5.99
  • "So you say you want to be a rock star, but your musicianship, charisma, attractiveness, fashion sense, and party-ability XP are all measured as negative integers? No problem - it's never stopped Paul and Storm! And with their classic ""cover band joke"" shirt, you too can meta-clever your way straight to the top. The process is simple: 1) Take any random phrase; 2) Insert a band that said phrase bears some relation to; 3) Profit!* And the best part is, the washable marker lets you create new cover bands every time you wear the shirt. It even comes off with a wet paper towel for sudden, mid-day inspirations. (Sudden Mid-Day Inspirations is the name of our Divinyls cover band. See? Easy!) Black, 100% cotton t-shirt comes pre-packaged with its own write-on, wash-off marker. Note: The monkeys in ThinkGeek's extensive Product Testing Laboratories (the monkeys are the testers not the testees) discovered that the marker will wash off in hot or cold water. This is NOT write on / wipe off, bec
    male - adult
    $5.99
  • "Why is it always when you've got one point left on your license that you gotta go save the universe? Why couldn't the universe need saving when you've had a good month and just hit up the garage for repairs? ""Have a good day,"" my butt. Some chick just literally fell from the sky into your car, and now the cops want her. We hate it when that happens, but for Korben Dallas, it's just Tuesday. Black, 100% cotton t-shirt reads ""Korben Dallas' Taxi Service New York"" with a picture of Korben's taxi and a suspiciously Leeloo-shaped hole in the roof.".
    male - adult
    $17.99
  • "They wouldn't be able to trust us with a neuralyzer from MiB. (You know.... the ""flashy thing""?) We're awkward; we have too many moments in life where we'd request a do-over. Plus, here at ThinkGeek HQ we're a collection of perfectionists and folks with OCD. We'd spend half our life wiping folks and then redoing stuff until we got it just right. Basically, you'd never get any cool, new stuff on the site, because we'd all be walking around taking turns wiping out each other, repeatedly. *beeeewwwww* So, yes. I need to write some copy for the Men In Black shirt. You know, the things is, they wouldn't be able to trust us with a neuralyzer from MiB.... Galaxy Defenders logo, distressed, in orange on a navy blue, 100% cotton t-shirt.".
    male - adult
    $17.99
  • It's Monday afternoon. You've got an important TPS report due in the next hour. You absentmindedly reach for your coffee cup and notice it's way lighter than it should be. As you tip it skyward, you realize that your human fuel is at a catastrophically low level. You're running on fumes! Your body is awash with panic. Can you get a refill that will propel you across the Excel finish line before the dreaded jitters, shakes, and headaches set in? Or will your engine stop in mid-keystroke? This is an authentic Glennz t-shirt, full of New Zealand-y goodness. Printed on a black, 100% fine jersey cotton babydoll (fitted) t-shirt, this design features a coffee cup with dangerously low power level symbols. It's printed on American Apparel, which fits differently than most of ThinkGeek's shirts, so be sure to check the Sizing Info tab to ensure you select the right size..
    female - adult
    $17.99
  • Let's face it, there are geeks out there who can't defeat the Rubik's Cube. (In fact, there are a few ThinkGeek monkeys who fit in this group.) We've been trying ever since the early 80s and still end up throwing the cube across the room in frustration. We get laughed at by our friends who have no problem solving a puzzle with 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 permutations. We sigh when we look at the videos of Rubik's Cube world champions as they flip and twist the cube so fast it becomes a blur. 7.08 seconds? Seriously? It takes us 7.08 seconds just to decide what end to twist first. In honor of the puzzle that melts our minds, this shirt that turns the tables and melts the Rubik's Cube into a lovely and colorful puddle. There's more than one way to defeat the Cube, and we think this one sends a pretty strong message to puzzles everywhere. This is an authentic Glennz t-shirt, full of New Zealand-y goodness. Printed on a black, 100% fine jersey cotton babydoll (fitted) t-shirt, this design f
    male - adult
    $21.99
  • "> Hello, I am Eliza. * Hi, Eliza. > How are you today.. What would you like to discuss? * This new shirt we're printing. > I see. * No, actually, you don't. Unless you have some sort of spycam in my office. *peers around suspiciously* > We were discussing you, not me. * Actually, I think we are discussing you. You're sort of the topic of the shirt. > What makes you think I am the topic of the shirt? * It's about artificial intelligence and the possibility that some humans could be mistaken for A.I. > Can you elaborate on that? * It's a clever spin on the Turing test, which typically is used to see if an A.I. can fool someone into thinking it's human. > I'm not sure I understand you fully. * No, I don't suspect you do. Yet. One day, little artificially intelligent entity. One day. ""I failed the Turing test."" printed in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.".
    male - adult
    $16.99
  • "Sure, you caught him on tour in 1998, who didn't? But were you there in 1964 when Astro-Monster opened for him? Now THAT was total destruction. This shirt celebrates the crazy unscheduled demolition that is the center of the Godzilla mythos. The back features a list of places that Godzilla has already visited and destroyed, including Tokyo, Osaka, Planet X, New York, Monster Island, Okinawa, Nagoya, Hong Kong, Yokohama, and Devils Island. We don't know who he thinks he is, but the hotel is totally going to send him a bill for that. An image of the big guy himself graces the front of this black, 100% cotton t-shirt, with his name above in green and ""World Destruction Tour"" beneath.".
    male - adult
    $19.99
  • The first half of the 80s was good for geeks and bad for ghosts. It was a time when we as a culture were apparently obsessed with getting rid of supernatural beings. Some important lessons we learned from our ghost-fighting mentors: If someone asks you if you're a god, say yes. If there's a ghost on your tail, take the tunnel. Don't cross the streams. Sometimes Pac-Man goes on vacation (with the Ms.) and needs to call in a little help. That's when the boys swap out their proton packs for power pellets and get ready to rock and roll. This is an authentic Glennz t-shirt, full of New Zealand-y goodness. Printed on a black, 100% fine jersey cotton t-shirt, this design features a pixelated Ecto-1 from Ghostbusters chasing down two of the ghosts from Pac-Man. It's printed on American Apparel, which fits differently than most of ThinkGeek's shirts, so be sure to check the Sizing Info tab to ensure you select the right size..
    male - adult
    $21.99
  • Officially-licensed Portal 2 gear! Aperture Laboratories will conduct a groundbreaking for its Enrichment Center this upcoming Sunday. The public is invited to attend the 10 a.m. ceremony. Plans are for the cutting-edge center to include test chambers, offices, and a commercial kitchen. In addition, Aperture CEO Cave Johnson will be in attendance to talk with the public about Aperture Laboratories' new, exciting tripartate strategy: the Heimlich Counter-Maneuver, the Take-A-Wish Foundation, and the 'Portal' project, for which the Enrichment Center is being created. Recruiters will be also on site to sign up any citizens who would like to be test subjects for these new, exciting technologies. It is a source of great satisfaction to Aperture that it is poised to make a contribution of this caliber to humanity. Note: Aperture CEO Cave Johnson regrets he will be unable to attend the festivities. 1970s-style Aperture logo on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Note that this shirt is softer and s
    male - adult
    $19.99
  • "We'd like to thank you, the masses, for making our new ""the first one's free!"" campaign such a success. So we're offering this commemorative Slurm t-shirt for your purchase! This is the perfect shirt to let others know how much you love our secret blend of over 900 herbs and spices. Look for the bottlecap to win a visit to the planet Wormulon for the Slurm Factory Tour! For those of you who haven't yet tried Slurm, we encourage you to! Now. Much like an excessive dose of radiation, Slurm gives you that healthy green glow. And also possibly superpowers.1 Plus, it's good for you!2 ""Enjoy Slurm"" is printed, slightly distressed, on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt 1 The Bureau Of Soft Drinks, Tobacco, and Firearms has not reviewed this statement for accuracy. 2 Note: Slurm has been found to cause cancer in laboratory humans.".
    male - adult
    $18.99
  • It's Monday afternoon. You've got an important TPS report due in the next hour. You absentmindedly reach for your coffee cup and notice it's way lighter than it should be. As you tip it skyward, you realize that your human fuel is at a catastrophically low level. You're running on fumes! Your body is awash with panic. Can you get a refill that will propel you across the Excel finish line before the dreaded jitters, shakes, and headaches set in? Or will your engine stop in mid-keystroke? This is an authentic Glennz t-shirt, full of New Zealand-y goodness. Printed on a black, 100% fine jersey cotton t-shirt, this design features a coffee cup with dangerously low power level symbols. It's printed on American Apparel, which fits differently than most of ThinkGeek's shirts, so be sure to check the Sizing Info tab to ensure you select the right size..
    male - adult
    $21.99
  • As seen on The Big Bang Theory! Let's face it, there are geeks out there who can't defeat the Rubik's Cube. (In fact, there are a few ThinkGeek monkeys who fit in this group.) We've been trying ever since the early 80s and still end up throwing the cube across the room in frustration. We get laughed at by our friends who have no problem solving a puzzle with 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 permutations. We sigh when we look at the videos of Rubik's Cube world champions as they flip and twist the cube so fast it becomes a blur. 7.08 seconds? Seriously? It takes us 7.08 seconds just to decide what end to twist first. In honor of the puzzle that melts our minds, this shirt that turns the tables and melts the Rubik's Cube into a lovely and colorful puddle. There's more than one way to defeat the Cube, and we think this one sends a pretty strong message to puzzles everywhere. This is an authentic Glennz t-shirt, full of New Zealand-y goodness. Printed on a black, 100% fine jersey cotton t-shirt,
    male - adult
    $21.99