God couldn't have made it any clearer!

When it comes to punk rock bands, there's really only one that made a mark like no other...The Sex Pistols! And I think the main reason for their notoriety, was the their enigmatic rock'n'roll lead singer...Sid Vicious (oh, and all the Anarchy!). This man did nothing by the rules...NOTHING! He lived the way a man would live in a world with no government...he lived in an animals world, just like an animal...a FREE animal! And that's why we've got this amazingly punk rock Sex Pistols shirt...who can argue with the simple mantra stated at the bottom, it's simply a fact of life. So buy it, wear it, and be sure to live it like the rockstar you are! Like the rockstar Sid was...

Church of Satan 'Anton LaVey' Devil T-Shirt There was only one Anton Szandor LaVey in this world (Aleister Crowley counts, but not in the same way)... and whether you agree with his perspective on life or not, you have to admire his ability to bring such an aggressive social opinion to the mainstream world! The Church of Satan is a unique beast that has a much deeper concept it's name implies, and of course most people can't get past the name... but this is in error. The Church is quite a rational organization that practices a very matter-of-fact way of living on earth among other human beings. The easiest way to describe the Church of Satan is to read it's Nine Satanic statements... These form the core of the Church of Satan belief system. They were written by Anton LaVey. In abridged form, they state that Satan represents: 1) Satan is: Indulgence, not abstinence. 2) Satan is: Vital existence, not spiritual pipe dreams. 3) Satan is: Undefiled wisdom, not hypocritical self-deceit. 4) S

Radiohead 'Karma Police' T-Shirt This crafty little rock band t-shirt was inspired by the song Karma Police by the integral Radiohead... is it possible that anyone out there in this great big world has NOT heard this most amazing song? Me don't think so. Thom Yorke, Jonny Greenwood, Ed O'Brien, Colin Greenwood and Phil Selway really know how to get under your skin! But really, that's not all it's good for... the phrase itself speaks volumes for any individual wishing to make known the importance of karma on the world. Each of us were born with the innate ability to generate our own karma, and it's an innate fact of life that it's in our best interest to generate 'good' karma. Although, some people haven't figured this out yet... and in turn, could use the reminder. Thanks to Radiohead for bringing it brightly into the public spotlight, and thanks to you for joining the revolution! Wear this shirt with pride and fight the good fight! Or, you could always check out our other Radiohead in

"RVCA slams together two great things in this tee, with a little help from the multi-talented Josh Harmony. The skater/musician lends his pen to the design team and hooks the skate/surf brand up with a hand-drawn guitar setup, topped by an RVCA logo. Of course, music and RVCA pretty much belonged together already, seeing as how well this sort of life totally needs tunes. That, and the fact that RVCA has their own Artist Network Program. Which we guess is kind of proven by hiring Mr. Josh. Talk about putting your money where your mouth is. Solid black body. Tagless inside neck. Small Josh Harmony logo on back. Regular fit tee (classic). 19.5"" shoulder, 29.5"" length. Size medium shown and measured."

"Picking up this Ripper tee is a matter of life and death! And by that, we just mean that its got a graphic-novel image of death swinging his scythe over the DC logo. For a little extra detail, DC adds some ""gooey"" looking bits to their logo in negative...and adds just a little extra creepiness to the fact that we now think Death is after us. Solid white body. Tagless inside neck. Blank, unmarked back. Regular fit tee (classic). 17"" shoulder, 30"" length. Medium shown and measured. UV-sensitive logo changes color in sun!"

Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt features a Death Star space station looking very much like....a giant f@#$ing disco ball. Not sure if this...iteration....of the Death Star is able to actually intimidate anyone. No not sure at all. In fact it may produce a funky beat and induce galaxy-wide funk-fests. Yup. Anyway cool design adorning a softer t-shirt produced with a higher 30 Single thread count. Oh the Death Star is a weapon of mass destruction wielded by Imperial poop-faces determined to make everyone's life miserable in the hit series of Star Wars films.

Made from 100% Cotton this navy blue t-shirt features an encircled image of a yellow colored Dalek from the...chest-area up taken from the hit Sci-fi staple Doctor Who! The Daleks are...not so very nice. In fact they're just awful. They wish to extinguish all biological life. They tried very very hard to extinguish the good Doctor's race. In order to seize their attempt and the Time Lord's excessive response Doctor Who had to....uh...make an executive decision. Yeah. Anyway the Daleks. What a bunch of #$%&ing ##$#@$%$!!!!!

Made from 100% Cotton this charcoal gray t-shirt features an image of Woverine and Ryu gettin' up close and personal; there will be no bread broken here my friends only.........spines and......rib cages! Well not Wolverine's I guess so....uh..yeah. Anyway this t-shirt features 2 preeminent characters and...a few others in silhouette.....taken from the hit video game Marvel Vs Capcom 3! Yeah you're very familiar with Marvel Vs Capcom 3. Yep. So familiar in fact that you've become unfamiliar with chores homework or anything resembling a social life. Yep. Cool T-Shirt though.

The Madman Bolt t-shirt. [From Oni Press: Ten years ago Madman hit the comics scene like a quick Three Stooges-style jab to the eye. Armed with a yo-yo and a slightly left-of-center attitude Frank Einstein is Snap City's most impressive masked crime fighter. In fact he's kind of the only one! In this wacky debut meet the whole eccentric cast of characters from the goofy genius Dr. Flem to the despicably evil Mr. Mondstadt. And of course don't forget Joe the love of Frank Einstein's life. This fearless beauty is the only one who sees past Madman's hideously disfigured face to the person within and wants to know the true story of how Frank Einstein became Madman! Long out-of-print Madman: The Oddity Odyssey is a seminal work of graphic literature bridging the gaps of mainstream superhero mythos and the no-holds-barred world of independent creator-driven comics. Oni Press is proud to celebrate the 10th anniversary of this amazing comic book by returning it to its original glory.] . Some s

"Experience the ultra-premium side of hoodies when you zip up this Getta Sherapa hoodie, and wonder how youve ever lived your life without this incredible comfort. The soft exterior is lined with a SUPER thick fleecy creation inside the torso and hood, while the sleeves are lined smooth like a windbreaker, to help keep the icy gusts out. The softness, thickness, and warmth of this hoodie make it a perfect one for wearing in the winter, when its freezing but a jacket just isnt needed. Of course, that doesnt even mentioning the bold monochrome styling aside, or the fact that it is a Volcom product. Which might be our most favorite part of all. Center zipper with Volcom pull. Unique striping on front and back. Super-fuzzed hood with matching pulls. Front pockets splitting zipper at waist. Volcom logo stitched on left chest. 21"" shoulder, 28"" length, 25.5"" sl"

As you can clearly see, glasses rock. In fact, they';ve always rocked. Because you know most rock stars weren';t born cool. They were geeks, weirdos and outcasts. Some of them probably started out singing in choir or playing the trumpet in marching band. (And there';s a good reason most rock songs don';t have a trumpet solo in the middle.) Some of their yearbook photos were like "before" pictures for corrective orthodontics. And they kept diaries about how bad life sucked and how they just want to get the ';eff out of this podunk town. But that alienation gave them plenty of time to explore their geeky talents and interests. And lo and behold, they became cool and famous! Nice little bit of poetic justice there. So where we were again? Ah, yes. Glasses rock.

Look at this fancy pants! You just don';t see rats dressing up anymore these days. So often they';re just rummaging through your trash. This guy';s old fashioned though. He appreciates the finer things in life, like a spread of fruits and artisan cheese. That';s not to say that you necessarily want a rat eating your cheese, no matter how dapper he may be. But if you should happen to accidentally leave out some finely aged Camembert or Gruyere, you can take comfort in the fact that the quality will not be lost this guy. Yes, he';s a dying breed. A true gentlerat. Kind of makes you wonder. Like, where does he find that tiny monocle and dress hat? Or that little cane and those dress shoes?

OK, so there';s no life on Mars. Or at least no green guys with pulsating brains running around. In fact, there might not even be a drop of liquid water. So what? We still want to go! And we don';t mean sending a glorified erector set to push around some dirt and call it a day. No, we want to visit Mars. Seriously, how come this little Mars Rover gets to hang out there but not us humans? Sure, he';s charming in a "Johnny Five" from Short Circuit kind of way, but that';s no reason he should have free reign over an entire planet. Let';s just do this already. We know the technology is still years -- maybe decades -- away, but can';t we just find a shortcut? Isn';t there, like, a wormhole we can take or something? If the movie Total Recall is right (and we can only assume it is), we';re supposed to have a civil war on Mars by 2084. Let';s get going, people!

Listen, we need to talk. I think you';re great. A really sweet person. But I think we need some space for a while. I';m in a weird place in my life, and I';m just not ready to commit to a longterm relationship. It';s not you, it';s me. Oh, who am I kidding? It';s not me -- it';s you. It';s totally you. I mean, why would it be me? If it were me, then what would I do -- break up with myself? No, it';s clearly you. You are the problem. And as long as I';m being honest, I';m not in a "weird place in my life." I';m in a totally normal place. And I don';t need "some space for a while." I need to get away. From you. Permanently. And while I';m at it, you';re not even a sweet person. In fact, you';re kind of a dick. But I hope we can still be friends.

"Yeah, so they totally made up ""Tesla-cize"" above, but we're pitting the two inventors against each other in a strange fact-off.* They duke it out. A winner is you! Wait. What? Tesla believed that both voice and image could be transmitted through the air. Click ""Like"" above if you just read that sentence over a wireless connection. He was a rocker. He rocked out. Edison had a tattoo, but also invented the engraving apparatus that was later adapted by Samuel O'Reilly into the modern rotary tattoo machine. And the number of the counting shall be three. Toward the end of his life, Tesla became obsessed with the number 3. He died in the New Yorker's suite Suite 3327. Made for each other. Edison proposed to second wife Mina in Morse Code. She also accepted in Morse. Pew pew pew! In 1934 Tesla conceived of a weapon (for national defense) which would use electrostatic repulsion to shoot a beam of particles. Death ray! Shocking. No, really. As part of his campaign to debunk alternating cur

"Geeks: we're one big group of loners. Most of us are not much good at the whole social interaction thing. In fact, we've trained our whole lives to be Not Good at it. From playing house alone to petitioning to be the project manager, technical lead, designer, and tester all in one on your next project, you know that other people just make life more complicated. But don't worry. You're in good company here. You're amongst people who understand, cause we're like that, too. For most of us, if it starts with ""social,"" it better end with ""networking sites."" Pretty much whenever we're out in public, geeks take a circumstance penalty to our CHA-based skills (except Handle Animal), and if you want to land some sort of bonus to offset that, you'd have to down a lot of alcohol or wear a shirt that forewarns people of the situation in a humorous manner and automatically breaks the ice with no effort whatsoever on your part. Oh wait. That's what this is! How convenient is that? This is charco

"There are lots of stories about heroic knights rescuing princesses. In fact, some of our favorite epics follow that same trope: Star Wars, Zelda, The Princess Bride.... But sometimes you've got to mix it up a little. You don't feel like sitting around playing the damsel in distress, patiently waiting for some Y chromosome to come to your aid. In fact, you might have to rescue some poor, wayward princes on your quest, which is okay. As long as they don't get in the way. If you're reading this page, we're betting that you are that superheroine. But if you're not, we know you have one in your life. Your own personal Buffy, Lara Croft, Zoe, the wielder of The Witchblade, Xena, Kim Possible, Leela, Agent 355, Ripley, Wonder Woman, or (our favorite rolemodel for little girls) Elizabeth from The Paper Bag Princess. We could go on, but you get the idea. To paraphrase, geek girls kick butt and chew bubble gum, and we're all out of gum. ""Self-Rescuing Princess"" is printed in turquoise blue be

"Geeks: we're one big group of loners. Most of us are not much good at the whole social interaction thing. In fact, we've trained our whole lives to be Not Good at it. From playing house alone to petitioning to be the project manager, technical lead, designer, and tester all in one on your next project, you know that other people just make life more complicated. But don't worry. You're in good company here. You're amongst people who understand, cause we're like that, too. For most of us, if it starts with ""social,"" it better end with ""networking sites."" Pretty much whenever we're out in public, geeks take a circumstance penalty to our CHA-based skills (except Handle Animal), and if you want to land some sort of bonus to offset that, you'd have to down a lot of alcohol or wear a shirt that forewarns people of the situation in a humorous manner and automatically breaks the ice with no effort whatsoever on your part. Oh wait. That's what this is! How convenient is that? This is a 100%

"There are lots of stories about heroic knights rescuing princesses. In fact, some of our favorite epics follow that same trope: Star Wars, Zelda, The Princess Bride.... But sometimes you've got to mix it up a little. You don't feel like sitting around playing the damsel in distress, patiently waiting for some Y chromosome to come to your aid. In fact, you might have to rescue some poor, wayward princes on your quest, which is okay. As long as they don't get in the way. If you're reading this page, we're betting that you are that superheroine. But if you're not, we know you have one in your life. Your own personal Buffy, Lara Croft, Zoe, the wielder of The Witchblade, Xena, Kim Possible, Leela, Agent 355, Ripley, Wonder Woman, or (our favorite rolemodel for little girls) Elizabeth from The Paper Bag Princess. We could go on, but you get the idea. To paraphrase, geek girls kick butt and chew bubble gum, and we're all out of gum. ""Self-Rescuing Princess"" is printed in turquoise blue be

Pink Floyd 'Comfortably Numb' T-Shirt How's this for an unusual Pink Floyd shirt? It's a little Syd Barrett, a little exotic mysticism, even a little stony. This bizarre mix of off-kilter Pink Floyd imagery is what actually caught our eye... the fact that it's not a run-of-the-mill Floydian design, is what makes this shirt and underground classic. We like to think of it as the destructive part of Syd Barret, the blackness. Some people love this t-shirt design, other can't stand it... personally, it's one of our faves because of that reason alone. If something can affect people so quickly and instantly, there's gotta be something to it! So if it's up your alley, grab one... or if you're a t-shirt collector, definitely grab one! If you're a Syd Barrett fan, you probably already get what we're talking about. Life's not always perfect.