The Bird is the F-Word by Jeremy Bingham. jeremy bingham, birds, f word, the bird is the word, middle finger, flip the bird, cardinal, hand gestures

F-Word The FCC

An awesome 100% preshrunk cotton T-shirtAvailable in Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2XL!

Now say it with a Statement T-Shirt. Exclusively from Bewild.com, these new tee?s feature No fancy graphics, no silly pictures or extra words. Just hard-core sayings that say it all. From ?Asshole? to ?Skanky white-trailer trash? we have them all for only $12.99 each. How about a t-shirt that says ?Dip me in Chocolate and throw me to the lesbians?? Our short sleeve t-shirts are made from a 100% fully machine washable cotton/poly blend for a cool and comfortable fit every time. Available in sizes small thru XX-Large.

"He's the man with the ball. He's the man that can throw faster than f***. And that's why you're f***ing out, and Kenny Powers is f***ing in! This scatalogical t-shirt features some strong game words from Kenny Powers, the star of HBO's ""Eastbound & Down."" Silver 100% cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Eastbound & Down items: Eastbound & Down Merchandise"

"Hey, you're never gonna believe who's sitting in front of me. Kenny F*!?ing Powers. No sh*t. Yeah, it's him. No, hell no, he looks like sh*t. He looks like a big bag full of mashed up a-hole." Oh Marcus, you have such a way with words.  Show your love for the man with the arm like a cannon in this officially licensed Eastbound and Down Kenny Powers Shirt!

Ian McShane’s portrayal of Al Swearengen on Deadwood is one of my favorite characters ever. The man is an artist with the “f” word, and the acting is top notch. Being Al’s favorite drink, and pretty much everyone else on the show, I figured it would be perfect for a shirt. deadwood, al swearengen, ian mcshane, got milk, whiskey, television, series, hbo, drama, western, alcohol, dinking, party, bar, parody, funny, graphic, retro, cool, vintage, geek, spacemonkeydr

Wait, where';s my bike? I thought I parked it where that mangled tire is sitting. Huh? Nah, son, that can';t be it. Wait... Maybe that is it. Oh, f**k, that';s totally it! I forgot about the stupid quick-release! Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap!! What do I do? Should I call 9-1-1? They must have a hotline or something for this, right? F**k dude, that was a $500 frame! How was I supposed to know that leaving it outside of Frenchy';s Adult Superstore overnight was a bad idea?? What am I, psychic? All I know is, if I see some crackhead homeless dude riding around on a custom Schwinn Paramount Series 8, I';m gonna totally bum rush his ass. Mark my words, dude.

One of our favorite scenes from any holiday movie has to be where Ralphie from A Christmas Story drops the f-bomb. Here's the quote: Ralphie: Ooh, fffffuuudge! Ralphie as an Adult: Only I didn't say "fudge." I said the word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the F-dash-dash-dash word! Mr. Parker: What did you say? Ralphie: Uh, um... Mr. Parker: That's what I thought you said. Get in the car. Go on! Ralphie as an Adult: It was all over - I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me. This year, our Christmas Story T-shirt will help you mean what you say.

"Let ThinkGeek help you prepare for your anime pilgrimage to Tokyo. For the uninitiated, Japan is like a futuristic otaku Disneyland with beer vending machines. But... you may need some language skillz and ThinkGeek has a fine shirt to assist with your schooling. You probably have heard that Japanese is a difficult language to master... however we have it on good authority from Timmy (the faithful ThinkGeek monkey mascot) that Japanese is easier to learn than Leetspeak. Timmy speaks Japanese and Leet perfectly... but sadly we can't seem to understand his English. Here is the secret skinny from Timmy; many handy Japanese words are actually borrowed from English but changed slightly to match the syllable sounds of the Japanese language. Now take a closer look at the Japanese for Beginners shirt. It provides all the useful Japanese words you may need in an easy to pronounce and accurate format. Amazing eh? Don't thank us, just send lots of Japanese biru... and remember the Japanese word f

"Most of our t-shirts we offer to you, our customers, are funny. Why? Well, it's all part of the philosophy of ThinkGeek. We believe that humor is a special part of the human experience. Like fine art, humor helps us reflect upon ourselves and the human condition in a very unique and sometimes oblique way. And for humor to be good, it really has to be simple, honest, and perfect. Each word has to be carefully chosen. Good humor is a very intellectual process. At ThinkGeek, we apply this same humor methodology to our business model. We want to be honest with you folks and also to be perfect for you. For our products, we strive to make sure each description is accurate and each image is crystal clear. We know a lot of you are perfectionists too, and so we've made this t-shirt to celebrate the true geek's passion for perfection. Look at it; so simple but so true. ""p-r-e-f-e-c-t-i-o-n-i-s-t"" Wait, PREfectionist….it's supposed to be PERfectionist. OH CARP! 100% cotton heavyweight navy blu

Tool 'Psyk Moth' T-Shirt Only the best vintage t-shirt designs when it comes to the best progressive rock band on earth! Tool is by far one of the most incredible bands ever to bless humanity with it's presence... and that's even reaching all the way back through to the 1970's hayday of progressive rock bands, these guys know how to make incredibly innovative music that simply f**ks your mind!! If you haven't seen a live show, then you haven't seen anything yet. We gladly pay the $80 for Tool concert tickets, because these guys deserve it. And that's pretty much the ONLY band I can say that for, which is huge! But then, I'm just preaching to the converted... aren't i? So buy a shirt and wear it every day, help me preach the word!

Did he just really call an American President a Pussy? Really? Well we now know that Charlie ISN'T Thomas Jefferson and he IS an F-18. So damn cool! Words can't ever describe how cool it is!