Eat And Get Out T-shirts

Displaying 1-13 of 13 'eat and get out' t shirts
  • Eat Out More Often T-Shirt. Overdose Clothing, offering the tightest line of rude and offensive novelty tees brings you this awesome addition. Premium prints on super comfortable 100% Cotton tees. Get your point across with one of these loud Novelty tees. You will get laughs and compliments on your new shirt!
    male, female - adult
    $14.99
  • Description This Moose Mug Shirt from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation features a graphic of an eggnog filled mug with Moose Antlers. Surrounding the mug you will see Clark Griswold's series of questions to cousin Eddie. "Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?". Eddies reply was a cool "Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.".   
    male - adult
    $22.00
  • This is an officially licensed Christmas Vacation product. This t-shirt features a moose mug and says "Can I refill your eggnog? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"
    male, female - adult
    $19.99
  • Get your New Jersey Nyets logo shirt today. Bill Simmons eat your heart out! You'll love the super soft feel of this premium ring-spun cotton fabric. Our funny t-shirts are sure to please. Most of our tees have a slightly tapered fit; size up for more room.
    male, female - adult
    $19.95
  • In the librarian rap battle of the century , one would be left standing, the rest would be dewey decimated, and there was only one rule of the stacks: Anarchy. May book befoulers be kept looking over their shoulders. Every time they go to underline, highlight, dog-ear, or let a young child handle a book shortly after eating something with jelly, may they remember that some librarians don't believe in law. And those who are not librarians by profession, I've seen how your shelves are organized. You have an anarchist librarian inside you fighting to get out. Librarian rap battle strips.
    male, female - adult
    $18.50
  • Can I refill your eggnog? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? can i refill your eggnog, christmas vacation, refill your eggnog, clark griswold, griswold, griswold family christmas, leave you for dead, national lampoon, griswold rant, christmas vacation quote
    male, female - adult
    $21.54
  • Hey remember that trip to the mall you took with Star Wars' Chewbecca? It was such a great time...I can't believe you don't remember! The 100% cotton Chewbacca's Photo Booth Pics T-Shirt remembers! First you went shopping for a new pair of sunglasses. Chewy doesn't care for sun glasses much but he wanted to come with you anyways because he is such a terrific friend. Second you went to the local American Eagle because Chewy wanted to get a pair of pants. Not because he particularly cares for them but because pants are required to some Galactic formal events. After that you guys decided to grab a bit to eat at the mall's food court. You had gotten sweet and sour chicken while Chewbecca got some delicious pizza. To commemorate the day Chewbecca wished to get his picture taken at one of those photo booths on the way out! That's how we got the Chewbacca's Photo Booth Pics T-Shirt - great for remembering that Chewbecca exists without Han Solo!
    male - adult
    $19.99
  • Made from 100% cotton this soft light navy blue t-shirt features the freakin' SHIELD symbol! It's like....blending in --all stealthy like-- with the base color of the t-shirt! Is this the result of those new SHIELD counter intelligence nanotech based camouflage systems? Maybe? Possibly just a little? Ahem. Yeah SHIELD: They're a highly effective extremely well armed and outfitted science/military division set in the Marvel Comic Book universe. When there's a super-person throwing fits in an Outback Steakhouse SHIELD gets the call. Usually. Unless Spiderman already happens to be eating at said Outback. SHIELD is actually an acronym that stands for Strategic Helpful Intelligence Excitable Litigious Demonstrative. That's what Dum Dum told me anyway right before he passed out. Oh and this SHIELD tee is made with a higher 30 Single thread count so it's noticeably softer than the average non-SHIELD Communist-Nazi-Hydra t-shirt.
    male - adult
    $21.99
  • How could you eat all of the Bagel Bites? Oh man you better run! You know how hungry those Marvel guys get! There was only one box and you just had to go and grub out on all of them. Bad form Peter Pan bad form. You should have realized who brought the delicious mini pizzas when you saw them resting ever so gently on a star-spangled shield. Now however it is 'on like Donkey Kong' as they used to say. Looks like the Fantastic Four has sent a contingent of the Thing and Human Torch and not to be outdone there is a detachment of the X-Men willing to lend their powers. I bet you never knew bagel bites were such a serious thing in the Marvel Universe but it is! This 100% cotton tshirt is great for the non-pizza stealing Marvel Fan who can't just make up their mind.
    male - child
    $15.99
  • We know she';s got a shaky reputation, but Marie Antoinette had a point with the whole "Let them eat cake" idea. I mean, if someone was like, "You have a choice of this piece of bread or this piece of double-layer pumpkin cheesecake," what peasant in their right mind would choose bread? Now, obviously we';re not saying that one could live on double-layer pumpkin cheesecake. You would need to balance it out. Maybe mix in some German chocolate cake, along with some caramel cream gateau, and possibly a lemon bundt with rasberry rhubarb glaze. But you get the idea. In conclusion, don';t viva la revolucion. Viva la cake!
    male, female - adult
    $24
  • Additional Details Color: White Slip on a 30 Rock t-shirt Liz "Donuts" quote and get ready to be stopped by the curious when they see the quote by Liz that goes on and on and on.....! With the 30 Rock TV show shirt that quotes hard-working, neurotic Liz in season 1, episode 18, one realizes donuts aren't her only problem. The quote reads, ''I have been sexually rejected by not one, but two guys who later went to clown college. I get super nervous whenever I hear a vacuum cleaner because when I was a kid my mom used to turn on the vacuum to drown out the sound of her and my dad fighting, which is why I rarely vacuum my apartment, like never. I have had three donuts so far today. Once in college, I pooped my pants a little bit at a Country Steaks all-you-can-eat buffet and I didn't leave until I finished my second plate of shrimp. A couple months ago, I went on a date with my cousin. Wow... I am
    male - adult
    $26.00
  • It's virtually impossible to eat Ice Cream in the sum-summa time without getting gross and drippy.  For all the Hot Messes out there (from Ice Cream or "otherwise"), we give unto thee the Hot Mess Summer tee, complete with runny Ice Cream messiness to hide what you'll do.  I bet my mom buys this shirt for me within a day, because lordy knows I can't go anywhere in white (because of Ice Cream and "otherwise) if you know what I mean.  This tee runs in Junior sizing so lay off the Ice Cream because you'll have to size up anyways, and sizing up twice would be embarrassing for everyone. Size Chart
    male - adult
    $22.00
  • Do you believe in the Loch Ness Monster?  She's good at keeping a low profile, hangin out in the depths of the Loch taking naps and eating Bacon (who wouldn't?!) but every once in a while she pops up for a quick show just to get the locals all crazy again.  If you Love Nessie, you'll love this tee, printed in bright colors like those who want to seen and be seen, like Nessie....er, not really.
    male - adult
    $16.99