Made from 100% Cotton this blue t-shirt features Superman from the chest up looking a little concerned....and perhaps a little perturbed....as he ponders how best to cannon-ball Earth from the fringes of the Milky Way. Too many damn stupid people gettin' in his #### making it harder and harder to rationalize saving these.....unappreciative shaved homo-morons. Ugh. Superman stopped like the 15th Crisis last Monday. Guess what some moron said to him? This lunatic said "Hey Superman. You think you could keep the Multiverse from opening up over my bathtub? Oh and could you pick me up a a ham sandwich on wheat?" Yeah that was the last straw. The all over print process makes this Superman tee a tad bit more expensive but....it's worth it baby!

Death has a kind of quirky way of dramatically reshuffling one's priorities! You may have had the perfect plan; make it a couple more months get that raise go on a cruise to somewhere warm! Then that pesky death thing happens. Probably sacrificed yourself during the Crisis of Infinite Earths to save everybody. Or maybe you got shot during a trapeze act or maybe you used your own life to restart the sun! Either way those touched by death and raised by the White Light of the Brightest Day are tasked with something very specific though almost entirely unknown to the user. Now that I think about it The White Light likes to play games on people and watch the outcome or maybe the outcome is known from the start. Damn emotional spectrum and sentient feelings. Do they know or even care or is the finality of this story already known? At least with this 90% cotton 10% polyester hoodie you can rock out to the Brightest Day too! We don't have to deal with zombies...that would make a pretty bright