This may be the most challenging thing to draw on the Etch a sketch. It may be the coolest T shirt design in the history of Look at me shirts!

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Hi guys! Great party you got here. I especially love the way you';re selling beer for $2. And I';ll bet you don';t even have a state liquor license, huh? Ha! Good times. Say, I have a question. I';d like to buy some drugs. Do you know where I can find some? Yup, I sure do love drugs. In fact, nothing makes me happier than smoking a big, fat pile of illegal drugs. If you could point me to the person who might be "holding" said drugs, I';d sure be grateful. Because I';m totally "jonesing" right now. I need to get my "fix" so I can go drive my vehicle recklessly or jump off the roof of a building because I think I can fly. I';m sorry, the music is interfering with our audio -- I mean conversation. Could you speak more clearly and into my chest? Oh, the drugs man is just outside that door that says "Exit No Reentry?" OK cool, I';ll see you guys in a few! And maybe when I come back we can all get "iced out" on some grass.

Description This CHOOSE LIFE shirt was worn by George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley of Wham! in their video for the song Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go. The slogan is promoting an anti-drug and anti-suicide campaign. Choose Life is printed on both the front and back of the shirt. Check out the Ladies Version of this design! Make it a group costume with the GO-GO Back-up Singer Shirt !    Choose Life is printed on both the front and back of the shirt. Check out the Ladies Version of this design! Make it a group costume with the GO-GO Back-up Singer Shirt ! ">

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