"Just trying to get money for college? Yeah, your MOM went to college! Kip is pure OG, so don't even challenge him to a snaps contest. This officially licensed ""Napoleon Dynamite"" t-shirt recalls Kip's hilarious burn on Deb from the comedy classic. Black 100% cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Napoleon Dynamite items: Napoleon Dynamite Merchandise"

Don't let the elements get in the way of showing off your love for your team. Outsmart Mother Nature and cozy up with this Miami Hurricanes Forest Green Mom Full Zip Arch Hooded Sweatshirt. With vivid colors and digitally printed graphics- this full zip hooded sweatshirt offers additional features like a rib knit collar- cuffs and waistband for ultimate comfort and classic school spirit! Heavy blend full zip hooded sweatshirt Digitally printed graphics Custom design Rib knit collar- cuffs and waistband Double-needle stitched details Pill-resistant fabric is made from softeair-jet spun yarn Metal zipper 50/50 Cotton/Polyester Officially licensed

Talk to anyone that has ever worked in the food industry, chances are they have more stories than Wilt Chamberlain. Bitchy soccer moms, screaming children, dirty old men, and bad tippers are some of the classy patrons that give waiters / waitresses nightmares. Next time you go out to eat, just remember these two golden rules: 1. Don't fuck with the people that handle your food, and 2. Don't forget to tip at least 20%, servers remember the good AND bad tippers.

This is an officially licensed Family Guy product. T-shirt has image of Peter wearing a t-shirt saying "Quahog." He has long hair and is wearing sunglasses giving him a 'hippy' kinda look.Random Peter quote: "Now, kids, I don't want your mom to worry. When she worries, she says things like "I told you so" and "Stop doing that, I'm asleep." So, I just gonna tell a little lie. Now not a word to your mom about me getting canned." - from Family Guy episode Death Has a Shadow.

Pro-Gaming - Tangible proof your mom was wrong when she said that video games wouldn't get you anywhere in life. All of our shirts are 100% cotton, soft as a Wookiee, and enchanted with a +5 resistance to being naked. They're crew neck, pre-shrunk, and tested by the IGN staff, Don't worry, the ones you get haven't been worn by us. Just because we play with your games before you do doesn't mean we'd do the same to your clothes.

Pro-Gaming - Tangible proof your mom was wrong when she said that video games wouldn't get you anywhere in life. All of our shirts are 100% cotton, soft as a Wookiee, and enchanted with a +5 resistance to being naked. They're crew neck, pre-shrunk, and tested by the IGN staff, Don't worry, the ones you get haven't been worn by us. Just because we play with your games before you do doesn't mean we'd do the same to your clothes.

Pro-Gaming - Tangible proof your mom was wrong when she said that video games wouldn't get you anywhere in life. Our hoodies are super thick and soft as a yeti and sewn for MacGyver. They are pre-shrunk but if you are on the edge order up one size. They have been tested by our IGN staff - we don't sell stuff that sucks! rhhuro aoacahc whoooh!

Guys are simple. They don't need a lot of clothes and all that really matters is that it's comfortable and it doesn't look like something your mom would pick out. The Hurley One & Only Brand SS Tee is exactly as it says - the one & only tee guys should have in large quantities because it looks good with anything because of its simplicity.

Guys are simple. They don't need a lot of clothes and all that really matters is that it's comfortable and it doesn't look like something your mom would pick out. The Hurley One & Only Brand SS Tee is exactly as it says - the one & only tee guys should have in large quantities because it looks good with anything because of its simplicity.

Where's Waldo? Who cares! When your wearing the new Forum Waldo Full Zip Custom Hoodie your sure to be found. It has a slim fit to hug you close whether your just cold or don't like your hoodie flapping in your face when your on the pipe. Made out of 80% cotton and 20% polyester and machine washable so you can still drop it off at mom's house with the rest of your laundry. The Forum Waldo Full Zip Custom Hoodie come in many colors with everyone sporting Waldo's stripes.

Where's Waldo? Who cares! When your wearing the new Forum Waldo Full Zip Custom Hoodie your sure to be found. It has a slim fit to hug you close whether your just cold or don't like your hoodie flapping in your face when your on the pipe. Made out of 80% cotton and 20% polyester and machine washable so you can still drop it off at mom's house with the rest of your laundry. The Forum Waldo Full Zip Custom Hoodie come in many colors with everyone sporting Waldo's stripes. Key Features of The Forum Waldo Full Zip Custom Hoodie: All over stripe print 80% Cotton 20% Polyester Slim fit

If you ever find yourself in a situation where your babysitter has died in her sleep, remember this one crucial rule: Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead! Oh, and a shotgun is an effective method for doing the dishes.

Of course you don't *actually* have to be a genius to wear this shirt. Little Johnny could have the IQ of a grapefruit and still have enough neurons to purchase this fine garment. Then, when Johnny's mom puts on the shirt for him, the world will come to think of him in a different light. Sure little Johnny might think an asymptote is a swear word, but, hey, read the shirt, he's with genius - so maybe it is. We might even go so far as to suggest wearing this shirt will make you smarter. Think about it. Just wearing this shirt may very well change the perception about your genius, and, in this day and age, frequently perceptions are more powerful than reality. See Y2K and the PSP for some recent examples. So, in a way, this shirt can actually change how smart you are by changing how smart other people, whether dumb or smart, think you are. Sheer genius! You can't lose! 100% cotton heavyweight black t-shirt with the phrase 'I'm with genius' written on it front and center with an arrow poi