Your towel – Just about the most massively useful thing any interstellar Hitchhiker can carry. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the beady sea vapours; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course you can dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough. dont panic, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, ford prefect, arthur dent, keep calm, comedy, humour, humor, towel, dont forget, remember

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Don't tell me to keep calm!

Don't tell me to keep calm!

Everything is fine. Don't panic. Relax. Breathe. Everything is gonna be okay. It's fine. Why wouldn't it be? Everything is fine. Think about something else. Don't think about it. It's cool. Nothing to worry about. Everything is fine. Vaguely inspired by this Wondermark Comic.

Are you one of them? If you don’t see them at first, don’t panic. Imagine that you had just one too many at your favorite local watering hole. You get up to head to the can, and next thing you know, you’re flat on your back. You blink a few times, and look up. You see all your friends gathered around, and looking down at you to see if you are dead or not. See them now? beer, black white, buddies, crowd, drunk, friends, gang, mobii, silhouette