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Hey look it is the new spin off show from the immensely popular Big Bang Theory...Celestial Clothing! Ugh. Don't grumble at me like that...it is just a working title okay? Anyways this 100% cotton Big Bang Theory Clothes T-Shirt shows off some of the more recognizable 'uniforms' of the famous cast! Also the clothes have their own show now. Did I mention that? I do believe that I have. I bet you really like the Big Bang Theory...you crave their power and their artisan like mastery of all things geeky - this little slice of heaven in the Big Bang Theory Clothes T-Shirt will help you get just a little bit closer to nerd nirvana. Oh and I almost forgot....BAZINGA!!!!!!!!!!!

It';s hard to pick a favorite Mark Twain quote. "Always tell the truth; then you don';t have to remember anything." Wise words! "Golf is a good walk spoiled." Heh, so true. And, perhaps his most famous line, "That';s what she said." Wait. Did the intern put this list of quotes together? Damnit, I said not to have the intern do it! Every time he does research, this happens. For the last time: Shakespeare never said, "This shit writes itself." Gandhi never said, "May the force be with you." And Mark Twain never said, "That';s what she said." Actually, maybe he did say it. I mean, technically speaking, he must';ve uttered the words "That';s what she said" at some point in his life, right? Who cares how he intended it? Look, we already printed the t-shirts -- let';s just go with it. Now, the real question: What to do with all these Aristotle "Show Me the Money!" shirts?

“ ” The story behind: It’s funny that a crazy and weird concept like this turned into my top selling t-shirt design. Took me around 45 minutes in illustrator for the perfect “sperm” look (hahaha) and i was a little bit sceptical about it.. “to upload or not to upload..?” I said “nahh it’s not good enough, no need to upload weird sexual designs in my portfolio also i did a research about this nike-sperm concept and it’s already done a million times before”. The “artwork” stayed in my hard drive for like 2 months and one day (16/9/2011) i was searching for some unfinished ideas.. I clicked by accident on “shoelogo.ai” IT HIT ME LIKE A TOM! I WAS BLOWN AWAY BY MY OWN AWESOMENESS! “That’s a sexy and cool design! It doesn’t need anything else.. ready for upload” After two months i got 15 sales and still counting… What’s the outcome from this silly story? Find some time for your unfinished artworks! nike, shoes, just do it, just did it, just, do, it, parody, funny, geek, logo, vector, cool,

"One of the nicest things about working at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ (which you should totally do, BTW) is that you feel like you're in your atmosphere. We have geeks of all stripes, and there's never any apologizing for not catching the past weekend's football games (although we do have our share of sports geeks). The water cooler talk is Doctor Who and the latest scientific discoveries, what everybody's reading and our favorite Greasemonkey plugin. (Also, it should be noted that we don't have a water cooler, but we do have an endless supply of caffeine.) When you forget where your body is and trip on your own feet, coworkers are quick to acknowledge, ""I did that yesterday!"" (although they will probably Tweet about your incident first). All in all, it's a really comfortable place to be a geek. You never feel like you have to apologize for being different, because here different is what we value. This shirt is for those who breathe geek. It's got all sorts of different geek obses

Evil 'Clown Hate' Circus T-Shirt Now you've done it... I don't think you realize that clowns have managed to hear through the grapevine that you hate them!! Well, what did you think was gonna happen when the word hit the streets... HUH??? You were walking around wearing it on your t shirt... dumbass! Yeah, that's right buddy... you got a war on your hands... a CLOWN WAR!! And you're the target punk, they're coming for you... a whole army of killer clowns, and these one ain't from outer space buddy! Flesh and bone, coming to open a peanut-can-filled-with-a-popout-snake on your ass... man, I wouldn't wanna be you right now. Just imagine the streets filled with insane clown posse-like evil laughing clowns, hatchets and everything! Oh jeez... I'm wettin' my pants just thinking about it, you better do something... .quick!! Man, I think you're best bet is to buy this shirt and spread the anti-word... maybe you can tune people into your cause and build your own army, the clown rebels. I just

I woke up this morning with an intense craving for wild bird eggs. I went on an expedition into the woods and found quite a few delectable eggs. Little did I know what type of fury I aroused. Now untold legions of birds pound my shoddily constructed fortress. I know it is only a matter of time before they get me or my house comes crashing down. Seriously I never knew! I thought I was doing the right thing in the morning by getting protein. They say it is the most important meal of the day! It probably wasn't helping that I wore this 100% cotton Angry Birds Pig Face T-Shirt. I feel like my attackers have some kind of special hatred reserved for me. At least I'll go out in style!

Rebel Protestor ""Peace Grenade"" Women's T-Shirt Did you know that Merlin the Magician was the child of an Incubus? An incubus is essentially a demon that sleeps with human women in order to sire children to the human world, magical children... yup, and these magical children tend to grow up and become the great politicians and leaders of our times. I believe these 'children of the Incubus' are eseentially born Good, as all human beings are... almost a blank slate, with a tendency for truth and trust... but it's what happens later that makes all the difference, the crux point of life. Once they've gained the ground, earned the respect, and become the star... that's when they must decide what do with their power. That's the moment of truth. The moment that makes them who they are, the final decision to be good or bad... and follow it through to the end. I won't get into the details of politics and war, but let's just say this... as usual, the governments 'magical children' are killing

Iron Maiden 'Eddie' T-Shirt The New Wave of British Heavy Metal... oh hell yeah!! Number of the Beast, Piece of Mind, Powerslave, Somewhere in Time, Seventh Son of a Seventh Son... and that's just the albums from the early years... nevermind that these guys have toured for decades now (forming in 1975), playing over 2000 live shows across the world... that's just amazing!! Even as young teenager, the names Bruce Dickinson, Dave Murray, Adrian Smith and Steve Harris were permanently stamped onto my brain... and I wasn't exactly a musician at the time, so names shouldn't have mattered as much... but they did, these guys were something else! Not to mention their mascot EDDIE THE HEAD... I always use to wonder if Eddie Van Halen had something to do with it, since both bands came up around the same time... but hey, I was a kid, what did I know... except that Eddie was the most badass zombie skull mofo, to ever grace the cover of a rock album! And that's why we've got this unusual Iron Maide

part 1 of 2 the project Holy Drug. The Father. . There was a time I was happy in my life There was a time I believed Id live forever There was a time I prayed to jesus christ There was a time I had a mother It was nice Nobody else would ever take the place of you Nobody else could do the things that you could do No one else I guess could hurt me like you did I didnt understand, I was just a kid

part 1 of 2 the project Holy Drug. The Father. . There was a time I was happy in my life There was a time I believed Id live forever There was a time I prayed to jesus christ There was a time I had a mother It was nice Nobody else would ever take the place of you Nobody else could do the things that you could do No one else I guess could hurt me like you did I didnt understand, I was just a kid

Star Wars Admiral Ackbar It's A TRAP! White T-Shirt made from 100% cotton and is seriously concerned about the operational status of a certain deflector shield. Hey those guys said they were going to be able to get that bunker on Endor shut down so I'm sure everything is alright. I hear the Emperor is even on the Death Star! Oh this will be like taking candy from a baby. OH WHAT THE FETT? Did that blast just come from the Death Star...it isn't even finished yet! I'm getting a bad feeling about this. Say what do you think of all of this Admiral Ackbar? He's pointing to his shirt...the Star Wars Admiral Ackbar It's A TRAP! White T-Shirt...now it all makes sense!

Yes the 100% cotton Marvel Civil War by Michael Turner T-Shirt! My history is a bit foggy with Marvel's Civil War. I think it had something to do with registering...to get Wolverine on one's team! Ah now it is coming back to me. Some people mainly Iron Man/ Spider Man/ She Hulk/ and Namor wanted Wolverine not to be in every Marvel Comic book while the Fantastic Four (who longed to have Wolverine on the team) Ant Man and Daredevil felt like Wolverine did belong in every Marvel Comic book. Captain America stood in the middle not agreeing with the idea that Wolverine was in everything but would defend to the death Marvel's right to smother their comics. Was that how it went? Sure why not! See get the Marvel Civil War by Michael Turner T-Shirt and make up your own story!

Look at the line up ma'am and tell us which one of them assaulted your cheese grader. Some of them certainly look more guilty than others. Heck I don't really trust those Inhumans now that we mention it. Those dang Kree really messed those guys up...and well they do possess a certain kind of arrogance. Oh you know which one ma'am? Ah the guy in the lower right! How did he get here anyways? This whole 50% cotton 50% polyester Marvel Superhero Heads Kids 30 Single T-Shirt was following a theme...a KIRBY theme. Wolverine doesn't belong here! Jeez Marvel! Despite what you may think Marvel Wolverine does not belong in/ on/ and about everything! Oh well. At least this retro infused Marvel Superhero Heads Kids 30 Single T-Shirt features a whole slew of Kirby influenced characters (and Wolverine) looking mighty sharp and perfect your little Inhuman! How many shirts do you see with a bunch of the Inhuman Royal Family anyways?

I bet your little Avenger loves Captain America. They pick up trash can lids all the time and use them as shields. They consider badly sun burned children as enemies and call them Red Skull. They refuse to go against the blessed Constitution...which means that it is kind of hard to get them to go to bed on time. Dang partisan politics! Anyways this extremely fine 100% cotton Captain America Faded Shield Kids 30 Single T-Shirt is of exceptional quality crazy softness features an authentic distressed Cap' symbol and perfect for a shield wielding super solider whipper snappers! Do they still call children whipper snappers? They did back in my day when we fought the naught-zees with nothing more than a rusted ice cream scoop and a slingshot.

We had a normal Captain America t-shirt but we decided to dose it with a bit of Vita Rays and some "Super Clothing" serum and SHAZAM! The 100% cotton Captain America Symbol Long Sleeve Shirt! I think the change is a lot more distinct in humans but hey saves a ton on production costs! Wait...no it doesn't. Extra cloth is not all that much but Vita Rays are mighty expensive; and Super Clothing Serum can only be bought on the textile black market where the evil Red Sheet controls the flow of goods. Ok so maybe we didn't do all that extra stuff...OR MAYBE WE DID! Hey we are here for you guys. The Captain America Symbol Long Sleeve Shirt - for fans of irreverent Captain America madness.

Made from 100% Cotton this soft silver t-shirt features an encircled image of Captain America....flying blind on a rocket cycle? No. Anyway it's Cap....jumping over a mountainous photographic background with his trusty patriotically colored motorcycle! YEAH! Wooo! How many rivers do you think Cap flew over? Twelve? Fifteen? How much of the Iroquois nation did Cap traverse?? Anyway this Captain America tee is from quality t-shirt maker Mighty Fine that means it's awfully soft (the result of a higher 30 Single thread count) and extra.....good. And free. Definitely free. No I'm not taking about the cost of the tshirt!

Made from 100% Cotton here's a soft heather gray junior's-cut woman's t-shirt boldly proclaiming that the wearer is in fact an "official" Angry Birds addict! That's right you launch globe-shaped birds at little thinly framed towers in the hopes of blowing up green-colored pigs. And you love it. You...LOVE IT! How often do you play Angry Birds? You don't know do you. That would mean looking up from your iPad iTouch or various iThing to actually see how much time has passed. Yep. Anyway you know you have a problem; let's just make it official! HAH! See what I did there? HAH!

Bruce Lee Official Store Exclusive - In 1967 Bruce Lee created his combat system and philosophy. Bruce Lee describes Jeet Kune Do in the following manner: There is no mystery about my style. My movements are simple, direct and non-classical. The extraordinary part of it lies in its simplicity. Every movement in Jeet Kune-Do is being so of itself. There is nothing artificial about it. I always believe that the easy way is the right way. Jeet Kune-Do is simply the direct expression of one's feelings with the minimum of movements and energy. The impact of JKD and its philosophy resonates as strongly today as it did in 1967. This premium lightweight 7oz fleece is emblazoned using red applique across the chest to add dimension and texture. The JKD logo is printed on the right sleeve while the Bruce Lee brand logo is printed on the left. This kangaroo hoodie is 80/20 blend and perfect for the brisk summer nights. It not only looks great, but is also an amazing conversation starter, opening t

This design really is one that came out of nowhere. I was just sitting at my computer and I thought to myself. “Hey you should do a Power Rangers shirt.” And so I did. power rangers, mighty morphin power rangers, fox, tommy, jason, zack, billy, trini, kimberly, power, rangers, white ranger, red ranger, black ranger, blue ranger, green ranger, alpha 5, zordon, megazord, morphin time

I’m a bit paranoid about doing any kind of iconic based images at the moment, due to finding other people may have done similar stuff. The last one being the grenade with a brain that i did…someone pointed out it already existed. And when i searched it up further on google…there were several(4? that i found easily) of them from stencils to one even closer to the one i designed…pin and stuff on the same side…it was done as a belt buckle so…anyway, away it went! But here goes…i did try and run it by those who might know but…not online at the moment. I did google a whole bunch of things to check if anything similar was about…but came up with nothing so i’m putting it up. Wish me luck. . ps- i did find a sculpture of a gun with a knot in it, flowers in the barrel…but no handshakes. . . activism, activist, alternative, american, apparel, cool, environment, fashion, frills, government, green, gun, hand, message, no, no_frills_art, peace, peacevspiece, protest, shake, war

This is a redo of one of the first designs I submitted to DBH, "Cerbearus”, eventhough that design did not print it seems to be my most popular design, haha. I get a LOT of e-mails from people asking where they can get it. I actually lost the file to the original cerbearus, so I had to do this piece all over again, and I think it turned out better this time. I've also listened to the voice of the masses and made him BIGGER, and I added a simple background that doesn't distract from the main attraction. For everyone who wishes they had a cerbearus shirt, here's your chance. A cerbearus shirt will give you the strength, speed, agility and wisdom of a Greek demigod able to conquer any foe. A cerbearus shirt is both fire and bullet proof. You can survive in the vacuum of space wearing nothing but a cerbearus shirt. The only way to best Chuck Norris in an arm wrestling match is to wrap a cerbearus shirt around your bicep. A cerbearus shirt is the only other substance besides kryptonite th