Teenormous T-shirts

This is an officially licensed Metalocalypse product. This shirt features superstar band Dethklok and the back has a listing of their most recent tour dates.Warsaw, PolandCanceled (due to Locusts)Munich, GermanyCanceled (due to Acid Flash Floods)Oslo, NorwayCanceled (due to exploding "Naturally Occurring" Fire Pockets)Odense, DenmarkCanceled (due to "Naturally Occurring" Blood Rain)Milano ItalyCanceled (due to Citywide Quarantine after PLAGUE outbreak)Gelsenkirchen, GermanyCanceled (due to Poison Frogs)Solvesvorg, SwedenCanceled (due to Actual 'sh*t storm')Wacken, GermanyCanceled (due to Rabid Falcons)Kreuth, GermanyCanceled (due to audience's simultaneous heart Attack)Prateeln, SwitzerlandCanceled (due to Nuclear Mutation from Plutonium powered amplifiers)Atlantic OceanAtlantis Underwater ConcertCanceled (due to Multiple Drownings)London, EnglandSpecial Date with London PhilharmonicCanceled (due to Laser Lights severing Orchestra)Espoo, FinlandCanceled (accidentally awoke ancient Trol

This is an officially licensed Metalocalypse product. This shirt features Dethklok faces, with the band's real life tour dates on the back.

Women's: Dethklok - Mermaids

"Ams your metals clothes needing some more creds? Then order this ""Metalocalypse"" t-shirt and rock out with Nathan, Murderface, Skwizgaar, Toki, and Pickles. The animated band Dethklok appears on the front of the tee; the back is covered with canceled tour dates. Black 100% cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Metalocalypse items: Metalocalypse Merchandise Size Chart"

"Do anything for Dethklok! Like buy this cool black ""Metalocalypse"" t-shirt. The tee features the fiery faces of the Dethklok band members on the front, and the back is covered in tour dates from the animated metal band's 2007 tour. It's a must-have for any hardcore Adult Swim fan. Black 100% cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Metalocalypse items: Metalocalypse Merchandise Size Chart"

Dethklok Metalocalypse T-Shirt This is an officially licensed Dethklok t-shirt.

Dethklok Band Lineup T-Shirt This is an officially licensed Metalocalypse t-shirt.

"If Nathan Explosion has spoken at your high school graduation, he'd have had a single message for the graduates: Go forth and die! This ""Metalocalypse"" t-shirt features a black and white print of Dethklok alongside the words, ""Go Forth and Die."" The back of the shirt lists the animated band members' names. Black 100% cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Metalocalypse items: Metalocalypse Merchandise Size Chart"

Metalocalypse - Dethklok - I Am a Gear

Dethklok Metalocalypse Zombie T-Shirt This is an officially licensed Dethklok t-shirt.

Dethklok T-Shirt This is an officially licensed Dethklok t-shirt.

Metalocalypse Dethklok Tour T-Shirt This is an officially licensed Metalocalypse Dethklok t-shirt.

You've memorized the show. You've got the Dethalbum. Now get the t-shirt! This Metalocalypse shirt features the familiar winged skull logo from the Adult Swim classic. It's perfect for hardcore Dethklok fans. Black 100% cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Metalocalypse items: Metalocalypse Merchandise Size Chart

"The gang's all here on this black ""Metalocalypse"" t-shirt! An demonically framed band portrait of Dethklok appears on the front of the tee, including Nathan, Murderface, Skwizgaar, Toki, and Pickles. Order yours now, or life will be terminated! Black 100% cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Metalocalypse items: Metalocalypse Merchandise Size Chart"

"If you are a fan of the show, you are a fan of the band! The back reads, "" I am a gear in the wheel of Klok, I fear not my Mortality."" That's pretty much all you need to know about this officially licensed ""Metalocalypse"" t-shirt. Black 100% cotton Officially Licensed More Metalocalypse items: Metalocalypse Merchandise"

Metalocalypse Go Forth T-Shirt This is an officially licensed Metalocalypse t-shirt.

Metalocalypse Ride T-Shirt This is an officially licensed Metalocalypse t-shirt.

"Straight from the bowels of Hell! This officially licensed ""Metalocalypse"" t-shirt features a black and white airbrush print of a demon skull alongside the series logo. As Toki would say, ""It's pretty metals."" Black 100% cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Metalocalypse items: Metalocalypse Merchandise Size Chart"

Metalocalypse Ride Baby Tee This is an officially licensed Metalocalypse Baby Tee.

Metalocalypse Portrait T-Shirt This is an officially licensed Metalocalypse t-shirt.

This is an officially licensed Metalocalypse product. This shirt features one live member of Dethklok on Thunderhorse with the heads of the other band members.

This is an officially licensed Metalocalypse product. This shirt features one live member of Dethklok on Thunderhorse with the heads of the other band members.

This is an officially licensed Metalocalypse product. Shirt features Murderface from Dethklok. The shirt glows in the dark to reveal a skull

This is an officially licensed Metalocalypse product. This shirt features Dethklok in a five-man bike driven by Nathan Explosion. The back says "I am a gear in the wheel of Klok. I fear not my mortality"