"Dang it! This freakin' t-shirt's got skills! This ""Napoleon Dynamite"" t-shirt features a framed portrait of Napoleon himself alongside his catchphrase, ""DANG!"" It's the perfect geek-wear. Black 100% cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Napoleon Dynamite items: Napoleon Dynamite Merchandise"

We didn't invent the word "dang" but we've certainly been saying it at least once an hour since we could form sentences. "Dang" is pretty much perfect because while it isn't technically a cuss word, there's no mistaking what it means when you say it. In many communnities you can even say "God-Dang" and the average person won't get super duper freaked out. This was designed with a sharpie on paper, with the thinking that "what if John Wayne tried to do calligraphy as hard as he could." Classy but dignified. As seen in many iterations in the diary comic Over-Compensating.

This guy is an instant internet sensation! He was seen in the background of the classic Tiger woods photo taken at the 2010 ryder cup. Those dang Europeans are crazy! Grab the T-shirt so you never forget him! Read more about him over at our blog.

You throw like a girl! Now put your killin me smalls funny t shirt on like a man and throw the dang baseball! And...Don't let the Beast get ya!

Made from 50% Polyester 37% Cotton and 13% Rayon this extremely soft heather blue t-shirt features a significantly faded classic image of the good old Fantastic Four from the neck up covered with what appears to be a spray painted FF symbol and logo. Not sure what's going on there. Anyway this classic FF is what's known as a triblend t-shirt; the result of melding 3 different fabrics. This "triblending" is evident in the increased softness and the almost marble coloration added to the already present heather effect. And yes it's a Junk Food tee so it's already pretty dang soft without the triblend application. It's also super high quality and extremely limited. So....flame on and such.

Made from 60% Cotton and 40% Polyester this softer than average heather blue t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of freakin' Voltron defender of the whole din-dang-darn universe...and Japanese characters stating the very same thing. We think. Or the denoted Japanese phrase could be saying something like"Jelly for sale in windy Copernicus." Uh...yeah maybe. Anyway it's the super-robot Voltron whose super-form is created through the combination of 5 smaller lion-shaped robot-things. Yup. Voltron saved my planet once. Yup. There were like 15 Robeasts trying to steal my opera fudge and Voltron like split 'em in quarters with that giant freaking sword of his. Then the green lion reached out it's...uh....mouth-hand thing. Then Blazing Sword was pointed at my opera fudge. Then I calmly handed the box over to Voltron.

Made from 100% Cotton this dark charcoal-heather t-shirt features a thick screen printed image of the Flash based on Funko's exquisitely cute collectible Pop Heroes line of vinyl figures! This t-shirt featuring an image of Flash's vinyl Pop Heroes iteration is so dang cute I....I have to just stop and collect myself. I have to...just....catch my...catch my breath or...or...HUG IT! Anyway the image of this collectible stout caricature is a must for any Flash fan. And it resides on a t-shirt made with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average tee!

Made from 100% Cotton this royal blue t-shirt features the simulated likeness to the uniformed torso of....Cobra Commander! Cobra Commander is the head of a globally active extremely well funded terrorist organization with a bit of a snake motif....that may or may not become...overstated in certain instances. Like does Cobra Commander really need to drag out the letter "S" like that? Saying things like "Ssssssssso Duke how goesssss your treatment by our ssssskilled torturersssssssssssssss?" I mean it took the guy 17 minutes to say that sentence. It was....uncomfortable for everyone. Anyway if you've had it with those do-gooders GIJoe messin' up your daily plans for world domination starting at a 3PM time slot and lasting for 23 minutes (that's without commercials)...well maybe you don the dang mantle of Cobra Commander and......actually shoot someone. For real. Especially when they're parachuting to safety. Especially then.

Made from 100% Cotton this charcoal gray junior-woman's t-shirt features an image of Catwoman in silhouette placed against a moon-shaped window into the world that is Arkham City! It's the hit new game continuing the story from that other slightly older hit game Arkham Asylum! So the Asylum is bigger the threats more numerous and tenacious and...there's more Catwoman. I suppose one might consider that a plus. Anyhoo if you "likey" the Arkham series of hit vid-games why not wear the ding dang darn t-shirt?

Dang can Batman ever catch a break? The last time he did something Arkham related in a video game it was just supposed to be "escort Joker to his cell." Well that kind of snowballed into a full scale riot where the crazies had control of Arkham. Isn't that cute? Anyways after slogging his way through a waist level amount of insanity Batman liberated the Asylum and all returned to normal. That is until the sequel came out! Now Batman has an entire section of Gotham to deal with - an entire section of Gotham carved out of lunacy. Fun fun! Get the video game. Wear the 100% cotton Batman Arkham City Hunter T-Shirt. So many choices. so little time.

Made from 52% Cotton and 48% Polyester this soft navy-blue zip-up hoodie sweatshirt features the classic Star Wars logo rendered in a purposely distressed white outline! Where were you when the original Star Wars film hit the theaters? Well you were either residing in the Acropolis of Souls where the higher dimensional life force of beings resides until thrust into physical existence or you were like me...actually born into mortality but still pretty dang young. Uh....yep.. But you weren't too dang young that your pops couldn't drag you along to the theater and forcibly expand your mind into the realms of extremely realistic science fiction! AHHH! Anyway this hoodie is from famous t-shirt maker Junk Food so we're talking increased softness an EXTREMELY limited print run and just...just exemplary manufacturing all around.

Look at the line up ma'am and tell us which one of them assaulted your cheese grader. Some of them certainly look more guilty than others. Heck I don't really trust those Inhumans now that we mention it. Those dang Kree really messed those guys up...and well they do possess a certain kind of arrogance. Oh you know which one ma'am? Ah the guy in the lower right! How did he get here anyways? This whole 50% cotton 50% polyester Marvel Superhero Heads Kids 30 Single T-Shirt was following a theme...a KIRBY theme. Wolverine doesn't belong here! Jeez Marvel! Despite what you may think Marvel Wolverine does not belong in/ on/ and about everything! Oh well. At least this retro infused Marvel Superhero Heads Kids 30 Single T-Shirt features a whole slew of Kirby influenced characters (and Wolverine) looking mighty sharp and perfect your little Inhuman! How many shirts do you see with a bunch of the Inhuman Royal Family anyways?

I bet your little Avenger loves Captain America. They pick up trash can lids all the time and use them as shields. They consider badly sun burned children as enemies and call them Red Skull. They refuse to go against the blessed Constitution...which means that it is kind of hard to get them to go to bed on time. Dang partisan politics! Anyways this extremely fine 100% cotton Captain America Faded Shield Kids 30 Single T-Shirt is of exceptional quality crazy softness features an authentic distressed Cap' symbol and perfect for a shield wielding super solider whipper snappers! Do they still call children whipper snappers? They did back in my day when we fought the naught-zees with nothing more than a rusted ice cream scoop and a slingshot.

You'd think after a certain point all superheroes would just snap. Take Marvel's Spider Man as an example. That poor dude has been put through the ringer quite a few times and he still keeps his hopes up! People keep hitting him on that whole Mary Jane Watson thing...dang power and responsibility and all of that! Even Civil War didn't go so well for him...though it didn't go so well for everybody. Anyways Spider Man should have really put that whack job the Green Goblin down long ago. Look at what he did to Gwen Stacy! Judging by this enthusiastically soft 100% cotton Spider Man's Last Stand 30S T-Shirt it looks like it is about to go down! Put down your former girlfriend Spider Man and get to cracking some Green Goblin skulls! Show him where to put those pumpkin bombs! This t-shirt is a '30 single' meaning it has a much higher thread count than a normal t-shirt. Fancy!

Hal Jordan what is best in life? To crush your enemies to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women! Hmm probably not the right kind of warrior now that I think about it. Conan would probably get a Red Lantern ring anyways...Hal Jordan has a tad bit more subtlety. You see Van Wilder? He managed to spike the heck out of those doughnuts(shutter). I think I'm mixing actors/movies/ characters together. I have trouble keeping all of these things straight; forgive me! The Green Lantern Movie Hal Warrior T-Shirt is made of 100% cotton and features several images from the popular new Green Lantern movie! Seriously...it is about dang time if you ask me!

Made from 100% cotton this green t-shirt features an image of Green Lantern Galius Zed taken from the live action Green Lantern movie! Galius Zed is a member of the Green Lantern Corps.. He's from....another world! GASP! And you know what? I think he's in the freakin' comic book too! Yeah I think he is. He...uh...he formed this giant green elephant-looking thing and....said he was just thinking about his son! AHHH! Okay maybe that didn't happen. Anyway if you're a fan of Green Lantern the comic the movie or the ding dang toothpaste.....this is the t-shirt for you then.

Made from 100% cotton this white sublimated t-shirt features a full sized print of Spiderman in color over cityscapes in black outline! It's Spiderman! He's colored in bright red! He's in the city! There he is again! In red! In the city! Have I mentioned that the design adorned on this here fancy tee is the result of a belt printing? Not? Well I just did. Any perceived imperfections are intrinsic and characteristic of the Belt Print Technique. This means: Every tee is slightly unique because of the technique and absolutely worth the higher price tag. Yes regardless of the fact that Spiderman's on the ding dang darn thing.

Grendel Babies they make your dreams come truuuuueee. Dang I'm getting childhood memories mixed with current items in stock. I have no idea why I got the Muppet Babies theme song stuck in my head but whatever! This great 100% cotton t-shirt features Grendel and his friendy-friend the Devil cavorting around having a jolly good time. Is the Devil Grendel or is Grendel the Devil? One of the repeating themes in the Grendel series the Devil and evil are always on the fringe of one's mind. Of course not this devil. This devil is too cute! Mini Hunter Rose would never hurt anybody either. Nope. Not ever.

Check out this navy blue 100% Cotton Dr. Who Tardis t-shirt. The Tardis is Dr. Who's primary method of transportation across time and space. The space within is known as a tesseract; an expanse of space larger then the mass containing it. Thus endeth the lesson! Now buy the ding dang darn shirt!

Made from 100% cotton this black t-shirt features the highly recognizable screen printed Flash Symbol in bright yellow and white! Have I mentioned it's on a ...black t-shirt? Oh I did? Well in case I didn't it's on a ...black t-shirt. Yes I'll stop now. Yep you like the Flash. You like the fact that he travels so dang fast you can see images of him flipping you the bird 4000000000 times per second in his jet stream! Yep he's that fast. This black t-shirt is for fans of the Flash fast running and...black t-shirts.

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features an image of Catwoman rendered by artist Adam Hughes perched atop what may very well be a chimney or ...pedestal I suppose.... back-lit by the soft purple hues of a Gotham twilight...thinking about how many monkey flips it should take to make you lose the squeak-toy! HAH! Anyways Adam Hughes can draw the ladies that's for dang sure. And Catwoman. Yeah I have to say my masculinity feel a bit threatened...when I look at myself wearing this t-shirt. HAH! Threatened but never too squeamish to adorn myself with a pretty picture!

Made from 100% Cotton this blue t-shirt features a classic image of Captain America drawn by and we're pretty dang sure about this because it's pretty dang obvious Jack Kirby running like hell towards you and your Nazi sympathizing girlfriend. Yeah she looks hot in those tattoos but she wore a "The Red Skull is my Father" T-shirt to school so...yeah Captain America will have something to say about that. This is a classic Image of Cap giving baddies the classic "what-fer."

Made from 100% Cotton this orange t-shirt features a very slightly distressed image of Aquaman with trident in hand happy to be king! That's right being king is...great. Really it's just great. Fish are really good about getting you beer. I mean they just seem to know when you're almost out and...then you have a new one. Just like that. You like Aquaman? Yeah? Well then....buy the ding dang darn t-shirt!

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features an illustration of your favorite Marvel Comic Book characters rendered resplendently by artist extraordinaire Steve McNiven! You may be familiar with McNiven's stunning work from Marvel's Civil War Old Man Logan and Ultimate Apache Chief! Ok not so much the last one. Anyway the guy's too dang talented so...if you like his stuff and you happen to like the Marvel comic universe this t-shirt is for you!