Damn The Man T-shirts
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of 14 'damn the man' t shirts
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Made from 100% Cotton this charcoal gray t-shirt features a classic purposely distressed image of Iron Man encircled breaking the hell out of some villain's substandard restraints! I hear the Chain Alliance has filed charges against Stark Industries for releasing this image on a t-shirt. Something about the chains not being properly compensated or the lack of an available trained medical staff on site in case a chain needs to be resuscitated. Same thing happened with Superman a while back. Poor guy lost millions when the distraught families of broken chains came looking for some serious restitution. Damn Iron Man and his complete lack of link-sympathy! This Iron Man t-shirt is a 30 Single tee made from a higher thread count lending to a higher production quality and a softer than average tee!male - adult$21.99
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Jimmy McMillan knows what's up! He knows the rent is too DAMN high and isn't afraid to stand up for New Yorkers. Man... we'd like to be able to vote in that election. RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH T SHIRT Read more about Jimmy and see the video here: http://www.donkeyts.com/blog/.male, female - adult$20.00
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Tan colored tee with bearded man print.male - adult$12.00
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"Gold-colored t-shirt with bearded man in hat image. Text reads ""Hot Damn"" and ""Jenny Lewis with the Watson Twins 2006""."female - adult$12.00
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The Ames Brothers are important! In the important world of quality design and cool clothing, that is. Spawned from the high mountain crags and barren dust bowls of Montana, the Ames Bros (Coby Schultz and Barry Ament) are a two man wrecking crew. Upon their mighty shoulders they carry with them scores of famous rock bands, hundreds of screen printed rock posters, snowboard companies, super bowl logos, and Rambo-esque survival tactics.Since the day they opened their studio in 1994, the Ames Bros took off and never touched back down. Out of the gates their talents were recognized by rock greats Pearl Jam, a client they've shared many successes with, including Grammy nominations for their clever and artful packaging for Vitalogy and Yield. In the music industry, its common knowledge that Ames Bros helped turn the lifeless cd package into the unique collectible that its predecessor, the record jacket, was. Their most notable contribution to the Rock world however, is via their screen printmale - adult$32.50
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Made from 100% Cotton this red juniors-cut woman's t-shirt features a very slightly distressed Spiderman symbol! Yep no foolin'! Anyway this soft junior-womens' t-shirt is.......it's for the ladies who like the Spiderman. Yep the ladies who like the Spider-Man. You're out there. Well you damn well better be since we stocked up on these particular Spiderman tees. It's soft. It's got the Spiderman symbol. I shouldn't have to sell this so damn hard! ADD TO CART!female - adult$23.99
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Zombies man. Do you really want to mess with them? You know they keep coming too. Sometimes they are slow and a bit lethargic and other times they are like a crack-addicted badger who hasn't eaten in 3 weeks. It is the latter that is just a tad bit scarier but those slow moving shambles of flesh can quickly overrun you...'specially if you are reloading. Lord knows how many times I screamed like a little baby when one of those baddies started chomping on my neck. Damn zombie didn't even buy me a drink first! I'm not that kind of video gamer k? At least I made it through all of the Resident Evils and I truly am a survivor(though I may have had to continue at least once). You may find yourself a bit sweaty from all of that running in absolute terror so when you stop you want something that breathes...like this 100% cotton t-shirt claiming that you are a survivor of the fabled Raccoon City incident. It's ok we won't tell anybody you were hiding in the sewers when the bombs started droppingmale - adult$19.99
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Man Hal Jordan you looking a little crazier then normal! What happened bro? Oh your home city got destroyed and you may or may not be possessed by the living embodiment of the 'yellow impurity'. Even if not it's a terribly good cover for just going buck wild. All of those years being law and order it had to catch up to you sooner or later! You rock those rings Green Lantern Prime you deserve a little R+R and anarchy. Unfortunately for Hal this story doesn't end so well. At least being the Spectre is pretty satisfying but you know the whole dead thing. This is a high quality 100% t-shirt from prolific t-shirt producer Trunk meaning it is softer than your standard issue shirt and extremely limited while showing off one of the Emerald Twilight covers with Hal Jordan in a state of evil glee. Damn Parallax.male - adult$29.99
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"Irish ""F@ck The Kiss Give Me A Beer""- Our F@ck the kiss give me a beer t-shirt is sure to turn some heads on March 17th! Don't pinch me cuz I'm wearing green, don't kiss me cuz I'm Irish, just give me a damn beer! All woman should know a kiss isn't the key to a mans heart, beer is! So let skip step one and move to step two and order me a tall one! c'mon it's st.patty's day!"male, female - adult$14.99
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Real life be damned! Who needs the hassles, worries and stress that exists outside of the virtual warmth of classic and cutting edge gaming goodness? No-one that's who! Drape yourself in this stylish black t-shirt and we guarantee it will make you grow fourteen feet tall and give you powers to crush a man's skull with your pinky finger.male - adult$14.95
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There are many dangerous game animals. The Bengal tiger. The Cape buffalo. The grizzly bear. The rabid skunk. But the most dangerous "game animal" of all is not one you';ll find mounted on any hunter';s wall. What is this game I speak of? Wait, did you say, "man?" Oh jeez, I didn';t even think of that. I was gonna say a deer with a machine gun. But man';s not a bad answer either. Shoot, you really threw me for a loop with that. But seriously, a deer with a machine gun would pretty damn scary. I know they can';t use logic or set traps like a human, but let';s say they had a special M-16 that they could fire with their hooves and easily reload. That';d be insane. And I';m sure they';d be super pissed about all the times we shot their friends. It';d be like, "Payback';s a bitch, ain';t it, ';Two Legs?!';"male, female - adult$24
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“When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” -Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperture Science portal, gaming, video games, valve, lemonsmale, female - adult$24.54
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Baddest man in the whole damn town.male, female - adult$19.00
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Zodiac 'Serial Killer' Horror Movie T-Shirt Who doesn't like Guns, Knives and cryptography?!? Do you even own a gun shirt.. how about a knife shirt... well we know you don't own a cryptography tshirt... and that's exactly what makes this one of the most unusual cult rock tees ever made... we thinks it looks pretty damn cool to boot! Seriously though, out of all the serial killers in the world, the Zodiac is one of the scariest. The reason for this is his intelligence level, he wasn't (completely) insane. That makes him extremely frightening. We expect serial killers to be lunatics, madmen that can't control themselves... we attribute it to a mental instability, which we can rationalize. What we can't understand is how a (relatively) sane man would actually want to kill people... how he could go beyond just the thought, and proceed with the action. This is why the Zodiac killer has been written about multiple times, made into various movies, and is very well-recognized in society. Do yomale, female - adult$12.99



