Description This Upset George Costanza Shirt features a quote from George in the episode where he is hanging out with Jimmy, a guy who always refers to himself in the 3rd person. George states that "George is getting upset".

Description This George Costanza Shirt features the Seinfeld character from the episode where he has to move back in with his parents because he is out out of work. He bumps into a woman on the street and she is amazed at how perfect his hands are, launching his hand modeling career. His career only lasted an hour.

Description This Seinfeld shirt shows George Costanza and the last name Cartwright. The episode titled The Chinese Restaurant featured a maitre d' who took a call for George Costanza but called out "Cartwright" instead. George missed his call and confronted the maitre d' who claimed he said Costanza despite repeating the word Cartwright.

Description This Seinfeld shirt features George Costanza and his self given nick name "T-Bone". Unfortunately for George the name didn't stick and he ended up with the nickname KOKO because he moved his arms around like a monkey.

Description This Seinfeld shirt features George Costanza and his claim that "It's Not A Lie If You Believe It". This was his advice to Jerry when asked how he manages his lies.

"George Costanza ""The Jerk Store"" T-Shirt. This shirt is based on the episode call ""The Comeback"" The 147th episode, or the 13th episode of the 8th season. George Costanza uses the term ?jerk store? as a part of a comeback to one of his coworkers at the New York Yankees named Reilly (Joel Polis). When Reilly catches George stuffing himself with shrimp cocktail at a meeting, Reilly remarks: ""Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp."" Slow-witted George cannot think of a comeback until later, while driving to the tennis club to meet Jerry. His comeback is: ""Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you."" George suffers from l'esprit de l'escalier and becomes obsessed with recreating the encounter so that he can make use of his comeback. Jerry, Elaine and Kramer disapprove of ""jerk store"" as a comeback mainly because ""there are no jerk stores."" Elaine suggests, ""Your cranium called. It's got some space to rent."" Jerry offers,

"Festivus For The Rest Of Us T-Shirt :: Seinfeld Festivus Frank Costanza. Festivus is December 23rd! The holiday includes novel practices such as the ""Airing of Grievances"", in which each person tells everyone else all the ways they have disappointed him or her over the past year. Also, after the Festivus meal, the ""Feats of Strength"" are performed, involving wrestling the head of the household to the floor, with the holiday only ending if the head of the household is actually pinned. Festivus is introduced in ""The Strike"", which revolves around Cosmo Kramer returning to work at H&H Bagels. He does so after learning that a 12-year strike in which he participated has ended (because the minimum wage has risen to the level of the wages demanded by the workers twelve years earlier). Kramer becomes interested in resurrecting the holiday when at the bagel shop, Frank Costanza tells him how he created Festivus as an alternative holiday in response to the commercialization of Christmas.

Description In the Seinfeld episode "The Maid", George decides that his name has taken him as far as he can go with it. He wants the nickname T-Bone. Sadly for George, T-Bone is given to a coworker. When George explains to his coworker that he was supposed to be T-Bone he becomes very animated and flails his arms like a monkey. Kruger gives George the nickname KOKO. They eventually present him with this shirt, with KOKO printed on the back. The back of the shirt is not double zero, it's oo, as in oo oo ah ah, the sound that monkeys make. Did you know that one of the girls down at the maid service is named KOKO? That girl's alright.

"George Kastanza ""My Boys Can Swim!"" T-Shirt :: Seinfeld George Kastanza. This is an officialy licensed Seinfeld Product! George says that he would never sink to fix-ups, saying that a fix up is one step away from prostitution or personal ads (However, in The Race he replies to a personal ad in the Daily Worker). Jerry and Elaine set George up with Elaine's friend Cynthia. They hit it off and have sex in George's kitchen but he is horrified to discover that Kramer has given him a defective condom. George's girlfriend says she misses her period leading george to belive he ""accidently"" had gotton her pregnent. MY BOYS CAN SWIM! george exclaims in a moment of achievement. His glory would only last so long though as Cynthia finaly gets her period by the end of the episode. At the end of the episode sees George, Elaine, Jerry and Cynthia sitting down for dinner at a restaurant when George begins to eat his appetizer in a way that seems to disgust Cynthia. Needless to say that was just a

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This Upset George Costanza red t-Shirt features a quote from George in the episode where he is hanging out with Jimmy, a guy who always refers to himself in the 3rd person. George states that "George is getting upset". Available in Small, Medium, Large, XL, 2XLOfficially Licensed View our complete line of Seinfeld shirts

Description This Happy Festivus Shirt is paying homage to the holiday created by Frank Costanza on Seinfeld. The shirt has a picture of a Festivus pole.

Description This Susan Biddle 5K Shirt features the logo for a fictional fund raising event for George Costanza's deceased Fiancee'. Susan's parents named George to the Board of Directors of the Susan Ross Foundation so he might have had to help with this event.

Description This Seinfeld shirt advertises that a donation has been made in your name to "The Human Fund", George Costanza's fake charity.

This is an officially licensed Seinfeld product. This t-shirt features George Costanza and says "I'm Disturbed, I'm Depressed, I'm Inadequate. I Got It All"

This is an officially licensed Seinfeld product. This t-shirt features George Costanza smoking a cigar and says "Movie George + Coffee Shop George + Liar George + Bawdy George = Independent George"

This is an officially licensed Seinfeld product. This shirt features George Costanza and says "Art Vandelay, Architect" The quote says "Have you seen the new addition to the Guggenheim? It didn't even take very long"

This is an officially licensed Seinfeld product. This t-shirt features George Costanza and says "Warning: Swimming pool may cause shrinkage"

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Some of us weren't meant for the traditional holiday fare, which is why there is Festivus for the rest of us! If you're one of the proud few who celebrate this fantastic holiday, this is the perfect shirt for you. Do George Costanza proud and pick up this officially licensed Happy Festivus shirt today! Light Gray 100% cotton Officially Licensed Standard Fit More Seinfeld items: Seinfeld Shirts

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"Sick of the crass commercialism of Christmas? Then raise the pole and celebrate a Festivus for the rest of us! This officially licensed ""Seinfeld"" hoodie commemorates the December 23rd holiday invented by Frank Costanza. Now put yours on and fight your father! Green 100% cotton Officially Licensed More Seinfeld items: Seinfeld Shirts"