Officially licensed Green Day Sneakers Forest TShirt. Features a Green Day Oakland CA design with converse sneakers in the center. 100% Cotton.

"Inigo: I don't mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? Man in Black: Do you always begin conversations this way? It's appropriate that this design would be a parody of Shepard Fairey's iconic Hope design since hope is one of the few things Inigo has. Count Rugen robs him of his father, his sword, and the next 20 years of his life, which he dedicates to studying swordplay so that he can get back at the man. So maybe it's not so much ""hope"" he has as ""vengeance."" In this particular case, they're much the same thing. Oversized, stylized, blue and red print of Inigo with the words ""PREPARE To Die"" on the bottom on an ice grey, 100% cotton t-shirt.".

"We find it's a rewarding habit to hang out with smart people like yourself. Face it. You tend to talk more about what you're reading and less about reality television. (Hey -- we have our personal addictions, too, but it's not our main topic of conversation.) This past weekend amongst a dozen friends a particular parasite came up for discussion independently in two different groups of people (there was one person in the crosssection of the Venn Diagram of those present who identified the topical overlap, an event which T-Shirt Girl will now refer to as the ""parazeitgeist."") Also, we have arguments about where the period should go in that previous sentence. We love our smart friends. Hanging out with smart people may make you seem normal by comparison, but think of the rest of the poor fools on this bell chart. The folks who created the interactive voice response maze^H^H^H^Hflow for our cellphone carrier? They're more than two standard deviations below normal. Let them know that. We

"Apparently there's a whole bunch of guys in the world who wouldn't mind getting attention from Japanese females in the world. This best-selling T-shirt features clear, clean text and a message that is perhaps best translated as ""Now accepting applications for Japanese girlfriends."" Features a nice red ""rising sun of Japan"" in the design. You never know what conversation this T-shirt could start, or where it might lead! 100% cotton heavyweight black t-shirt.".

"You know what prompted this shirt. One too many incredulous ""What are you still doing here?"" (emphasis on word of choice, all equally annoying) from the boss. Here's the mental conversation you get to have at that moment: ""Oh wait. I know what I'm still doing here. I'm fixing the stuff you so graciously broke earlier today."" Unfortunately, you mumble your actual response or couch it in technical jargon that's beyond the INT of those who ask this question so that they cannot not comprehend that it is because of them that you are still here. When you're sick of that, you're ready for this shirt. Generally the phrase ""Well, you'd better go home soon!"" can put us right over that edge. We recommend you keep this shirt at your desk to change into at 2 a.m. so that when your coworkers start showing up at 8, you're wearing a different, fresh (and yet entirely applicable) shirt. ""I'm here because you broke something."" in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.".

"We find it's a rewarding habit to hang out with smart people like yourself. Face it. You tend to talk more about what you're reading and less about reality television. (Hey -- we have our personal addictions, too, but it's not our main topic of conversation.) This past weekend amongst a dozen friends a particular parasite came up for discussion independently in two different groups of people (there was one person in the crosssection of the Venn Diagram of those present who identified the topical overlap, an event which T-Shirt Girl will now refer to as the ""parazeitgeist."") Also, we have arguments about where the period should go in that previous sentence. We love our smart friends. Hanging out with smart people may make you seem normal by comparison, but think of the rest of the poor fools on this bell chart. The folks who created the interactive voice response maze^H^H^H^Hflow for our cellphone carrier? They're more than two standard deviations below normal. Let them know that. We

"We find out in The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem that Sheldon knows Morse code (""I'm invoking the Skynet clause of our friendship agreement.""). That means the three short taps in the triple-Penny-knock could be the S of ""SOS."" Or possibly he's hissing like a deflated bicycle tire. Or maybe it's an ""s"" like in ""Pssssssst!"" That works. That way the knock both performs the function of getting the intended recipient's attention and also communicating information about the nature of the conversation. Okay. Maybe not. One thing we do know for sure is you don't want to ignore him. Cause he ain't going away. ""knock knock knock Penny! knock knock knock Penny! knock knock knock Penny!"" in white on a black 100% cotton t-shirt. And also, it's in all caps but we didn't do that here because we didn't want to look like we were yelling at you. But you should feel free to yell at people reading your t-shirt. You might notice in the action shots that there was once a version that had ""Penny!"" fir

"This is the shirt of xkcd's Comic #149, which is so far the most widely-distributed comic xkcd's ever done. It was spotted on the walls at Amazon headquarters and on some of the bigger blags. And now, as per your many email requests, here it is on a shirt! ""Make me a sandwich."" ""What? Make it yourself."" ""Sudo. Make me a sandwich."" ""Okay."" conversation on in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.".

"This phrase works on so many levels. See, in the olden days (pre-Internet), if a crazy person walked up to you and started blathering on about something daft, you had two options. 1) Stand there and take it. 2) Back away slowly, hoping the person wouldn't notice. Neither of these strategies is particularly satisfying, generally because the second doesn't tend to be successful. People who want you to know that the earth is flat and the Moon landing was a hoax tend to have different ideas than you on many things, including personal space. But now, with the advent of ""Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter,"" you can act interested and end the conversation At The Same Time. Use this phrase to extricate yourself from inane conversations. Awkward cocktail parties. Jury duty. The possibilities are endless. Wear the shirt; avoid the crazies.* ""Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter."" printed in white on a black, 100

"One of the main characters of Firefly is Serenity herself, with all her quirks and surprises. Here are a couple of facts you might not have considered before. The ship could fit on a football field, hanging over the sidelines 5 ft. each way, which probably wouldn't even knock over the Gatorade cooler. The cargo capacity is 164,900 pounds, which is just over 7000 black-market beagles. Also, we would like to point out that we think it's really cool that Google has astronomical units to lightyears as one of their default conversions from the search box. This shirt features Serenity against a sunburst and a field of stars on a 100% cotton black t-shirt, along with the four Chinese characters which represent the phrase ""Never Give Up"" down the right side.".

"The thing about any office space is that it tends to resemble every other office space you've ever been in. Same circus, different clowns. Or in this case, chickens. If any of these sound familiar to you, you may be working in a fustercluck situation: Listening to eight evil boss chickens clucking something about TPS reports. Attending a goodbye party for the department of people that was fired, followed the next day by the welcome wagon party for the 15 new hires. Sitting in meetings that you're pretty sure were called because someone was lonely and wanted to use a laser pointer. Hearing every word of your coworker's phone conversation with his proctologist. Having a burning desire to ask the e-mail admin to disable the ""reply all"" function. There is only one sure-fire cure to the fustercluck, and that is getting a job at ThinkGeek. There may be some cluckery, but we try to keep the fustering down to a minimum. Office chickens in a meeting on a 100% cotton indigo t-shirt.".

Ladies, vote ""Thompson for Sheriff""... this is the most fun you'll ever have with a t-shirt... Hunter S. Thompson's ""Freak Power"" campaign is an excellent conversation starter, with tons of hilarious 70's anti-hero moments... read more inside!

Taxi Driver 'Deniro's Gun' Movie T-Shirt Finally, a Taxi Driver t-shirt that captures the dark essence of Robert DeNiro's Travis Bickle character. This unique article of movie memorabilia is probably something you shouldn't wear to school these days (they're extra sensitive lately), but this rad tee makes a great conversation piece at parties, bus stops, public shopping malls and political rallies. Martin Scorsese really tapped the keg with this dark, dark, dark (did I say dark yet?) tale of Charles Manson-esque ideology... a man that's forced to see the world without his rose-colored glasses on, turns to vigilante(ism) as the answer. With an incredible young cast of superstars including Robert De Niro, Harvey Keitel, Peter Boyle, Cybill Shepherd and an impossibly adolescent Jodie Foster (playing a prostitute!)... Martin Scorsese may be an excellent film maker, but he also knows how to pick *real* diamonds in the rough... who woulda thought Leonardo DeCaprio was more than just another

Step Brothers Shoe t shirt. Paying homage to the step brothers converse t shirt. We screened the converse t shirt in step brothers on our super soft tees. You'll love to slip this tee on and feel just like the coolest guy on the block! Choice of shoe colors, red or yellow, both colors stand out well on black background. Great t-shirt with converse shoes.