"Any gal who ever slipped up in front of Dad (or raised a little one who did) will appreciate this hilarious ""A Christmas Story"" t-shirt. This slim-fit juniors tee features a print of Ralphie alongside his most infamous quote. Wash well in warm water with a bar of soap. Silver 100% cotton Fitted Officially Licensed Junior Fit More 'A Christmas Story' items: A Christmas Story Shirts"

This cream-colored fitted t-shirt features Ralphie and his broken eyeglasses along with the infamous warning issued to him over and over in regards to his much desired Red Ryder BB gun. The back features the A Christmas Story logo.

Remember to be careful when there's a triple dog dare involved! This super soft, vintage-style cream-colored t-shirt features a distressed image of Flick, with his tongue frozen stuck to the pole while Ralphie stands by watching helplessly. The back features the A Christmas Story logo. Available in adult sizes. 100% cotton.

"Wear this A Christmas Story t-shirt and commemorate the infamous leg lamp, of which Ralphie's old man was so very proud. This cream-colored t-shirt features a large distressed, vintage-style image of the lamp and the phrase, ""It's a major award!"" The back reads, ""This end up: Fragile."" Available in adult sizes. 100% cotton."

Only ONE left on this classic movie shirt for juniors!

YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT KID!

One of our favorite scenes from any holiday movie has to be where Ralphie from A Christmas Story drops the f-bomb. Here's the quote: Ralphie: Ooh, fffffuuudge! Ralphie as an Adult: Only I didn't say "fudge." I said the word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the F-dash-dash-dash word! Mr. Parker: What did you say? Ralphie: Uh, um... Mr. Parker: That's what I thought you said. Get in the car. Go on! Ralphie as an Adult: It was all over - I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me. This year, our Christmas Story T-shirt will help you mean what you say.

""Fra-Gee-Lay"" It's a major award. Wouldn't it be even cooler if the SuperStation showed A Christmas Story 24 hours consecutively on St. Patricks day?

""Fra-Gee-Lay"" It's a major award. Wouldn't it be even cooler if the SuperStation showed A Christmas Story 24 hours consecutively on St. Patricks day?