Carnivore T-shirts

Displaying 1-13 of 13 'carnivore' t shirts
  • "Online Exclusive! Check out the spattered graphic on the front of this sweet hoodie. Its covered in lime green, white and gray shades that pop out against the black base color. There are tiny black and white striped details on the drawstring holes and the ends of the drawstrings. The back is left blank so all eyes are on the rad printed front. The inside has a super soft lining that you might not ever want to take this off. 28"" length. 25"" sleeve length. 23"" shoulder to shoulder hem. 19"" along bottom hem. Measured from a size medium."
    male, female - adult
    $50.00
  • Bring out the Meat Eater in your toddler! Your little one will instantly fall in love with this super soft dinosaur shirt. This toddlers dinosaur t-shirt feels amazing on and it also has the perfect fit!
    male - adult
    $16.99
  • From the red meat locker, this Robert Crumb original demonstrates to the world that you are an enlightened carnivore. After all, it's all organic! A Keep On Truckin' Apparel exclusive design.
    male - adult
    $24.95
  • Utah Raptor so named because it was first found in Utah was a fast large and scary pedator. We all remember the Velociraptor from Jurrassic park, they were infact fictional dinosaurs scaled up from the real fossil for dramatic effect. Velociraptor is actually about the size of a large turkey. The Utah raptor was however the real deal complete with the huge trademark curved claw. If you see one, run like hell! carnivor, dinosaur, fossil, raptor, reptile, skeleton, utah, velociraptor, siegeworks, cool, awesome, bones, splatter, funky, retro
    male, female - adult
    $27.61
  • Cute little polar bear cub after eating his first yummy, bloody kill. I always though it was cute, but kind of creepy, to see baby animals covered in blood after eating a good meal. polar bear, bear, blood, polar, cute, animal, mammal, carnivore, meal
    male, female - adult
    $24.54
  • It turns out the Bible is way off on the whole time scale thing. And yes, Jesus was, in fact, a carnivorous dinosaur. And he and his entire dinosaur race went extinct, so that we might live.
    male, female - adult
    $9
  • "Seems like everyone has a different way of eating these days. Just at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ we have the carnivores, the pescatarians, the vegetarians, the vegans, and then there's our copywriter monkey who claims to be 100% vegetarian 80% of the time, which requires higher math when we pick a lunch place. Then there was this one guy we met who said he was vegetarian up until the point he smelled bacon cooking. So periodically, he was what we like to call bacontarian. We suggest bacontarianism as an alternative to your already presumably alternative eating habits. Plus, it kind of sounds like a religion. So when someone asks what you believe in, you can say, ""Bacon."" The chemical formula for bacon (okay, it's not... but it SPELLS bacon... we do NOT recommend you attempt to eat this combination of elements), Barium, Cobalt, and Nitrogen, printed with their atomic properties in white on a charcoal grey, 100% cotton t-shirt.".
    male - adult
    $16.99
  • "Seems like everyone has a different way of eating these days. Just at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ we have the carnivores, the pescatarians, the vegetarians, the vegans, and then there's our copywriter monkey who claims to be 100% vegetarian 80% of the time, which requires higher math when we pick a lunch place. Then there was this one guy we met who said he was vegetarian up until the point he smelled bacon cooking. So periodically, he was what we like to call bacontarian. We suggest bacontarianism as an alternative to your already presumably alternative eating habits. Plus, it kind of sounds like a religion. So when someone asks what you believe in, you can say, ""Bacon."" The chemical formula for bacon (okay, it's not... but it SPELLS bacon... we do NOT recommend you attempt to eat this combination of elements), Barium, Cobalt, and Nitrogen, printed with their atomic properties in white on a deep heather babydoll (fitted) v-neck t-shirt.".
    female - adult
    $19.99
  • Don't get too close, this carnivore will eat you for breakfast. Our hungry Tyrannosaurus Rex is looking for a snack and any morsel will do. This design may also be available as an infant body suit, hoodie or organic t-shirt.
    male, female - adult
    $24.99
  • They wore black and played the blues, but Jake and Elwood were Chicago boys, so you know they loved navy and orange! The Blues Brother meet the Chicago Bears of the Black-and-Blue Division and give us this fun creation -- The Bears Brothers. Chicago is a town of many passions, a broad-shouldered city that works...and that innovates. The Windy CIty has given the world skyscrapers and softball, deep-dish pizza, smothered hot dogs and McDonald's Hamburgers...best of all, it fostered American football and American blues. Celebrate them both with this shirt that envisions the Monsters of the Midway as carnivorous musicians toting a pigskin briefcase full of blues.
    male, female - adult
    $19.95
  • With a $200M deal under his enormous belt, Prince will look to dwarf his father's considerable shadow playing for the same team. Though he's a vegetarian, Prince Fielder has become the largest carnivorous feline in North America, donning his stripes and looking to lead the Tigers back to the World Series. He's the Big Cat, and he'll be the anchor of an impressive lineup that looks to take down the Yankees, Red Sox, Rangers and Angels. This original design depicts the Big Cat finishing one of his ferocious swings while wearing his new team colors -- it's a hand drawn work that's been rendered as a high-resolution lossless vector graphic to preserve perfect clarity when printed on your shirt. Be the first to have a tee celebrating Prince Fielder as a Detroit Tiger by ordering Big Cat.
    male, female - adult
    $19.95
  • An ode to the glorious cows that provide us with the sweet, sweet nectar we carnivores so desire. Also available, a t-shirt!
    - adult
    $14.00
  • An ode to the glorious cows that provide us with the sweet, sweet nectar we carnivores so desire. Also available, a grilling apron!
    - adult
    $14.00