Bones Bearings T-shirts

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  • I';ll bet this ol'; wisdom tooth has a few stories to tell. What sagely advice do you think he might lend us? Maybe something like, "The best things in life are not things. Free your heart from hate. And floss after eating Gummy Bears." He probably remembers the days when braces were made of wood. And people brushed their teeth with, like, cuttlefish bone. Yes, a lot';s changed since then. But certain truths remain the same. And maybe, if you';re lucky, he';ll share of those with you over a smoke of his pipe that he whittled from a toothpick. Speaking of, he should probably know that smoking could stain him yellow. Then again, what hasn';t hurt him yet ain';t gonna do him any harm now!
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    $24