Body Hope T-shirts
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OH MY GAWD What has happened to the Green Lantern's head? Yowzah! Oh wait that's your wee little whipper snapper harnessing the emerald light of will power. If he keeps that up he'll be recruited by the Green Lantern Corps in no time! He can use that explosive will power to change his own diapers clean up the toys and buckle himself in. It should make your job a lot easier; let's just hope that your rugrat is not deputized a Red Lantern! This 100% cotton Green Lantern Kids Hero Body T-Shirt(made of a much softer material and of extremely high quality) features a full image of the Green Lantern's body with a space for your child's head! It'll be like Halloween everyday...just don't give them any candy feed them after midnight or spill water on them.male - child$24.99
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Made from 100% Cotton this blue t-shirt features a cute little Silver Surfer....donning swim trunks and surfing across an actual body of water while...instigating a potential shark attack! This particular image of the Silver Surfer is rendered by designer Simone Legno as part of the popular playful Tokidoki character aesthetic. Tokidoki means "sometimes" in Japanese. Simone chose this particular word since: A) He loves Japan and B) The word sort of implies (to Simone anyway) that things happen unexpectedly on occasion to help...lighten the mood. Like for example a shark attacking a herald of Galactus. Heck the Surfer could use a new hat right?Yeah it's all about boundless hope little cutesy circular almost Manga-inspired iterations of classic Marvel characters...painting stars riding cotton candy carousels or performing other sickeningly cute things outside the realm of what's considered normal for a particular character or characters. Look this is premium high fashion here (hence themale - adult$32.99
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It gets cold while running at sub-warp speeds! Just ask the Flash...he knows! Why else would you bother to wear a full body suit like that? It certainly isn't for breathe-ability! It is more like a giant wind breaker. That red color of his also helps to absorb the infrared light spectrum warming him just a few degrees. Of course the Flash got to kick all of that to the curb for 24 hours when he was deputized a Blue Lantern by Saint Walker himself! Hey they had a lot of zombies to deal with....super charged zombies. Super speed might not have been enough but the blue light of Hope makes a perfect supplement for the Scarlet Speedster. I'm sure the Flash was jealous of all of those neat things Hal Jordan could do so now it is the Flash's turn. We know you love the Flash we know you love the Blackest Night so why don't you just combine your love of both of those things into some weird human centipede like 90% cotton 10% polyester amalgamation....the Blue Lantern Flash Hoodie! Ok so it isn'male - adult$45.99
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"Rook gives light treatment to a heavy subject, with this Let Me Ride Tee. On one level, theres a dead guy in that car, which is kind of heavy. Of course on the other hand, hes a skeleton, and is having a good bounce-around in his sweet lowrider. Also light is the tee body, which is white and ultra thin for maximum breezage. Written underneath the image and tattoo-text in script is ""Rook Steady Bouncin"". All we can say is, we hope we look that good at his age. Solid white body. Blank, unmarked back. Slim ribbed collar. Tagless neck inside. Regular fit tee (modern). 17"" shoulder, 29"" length. Size medium shown and measured."male, female - adult$22.50
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"This slim-fit heather tee has just the right uplifting message that weve always hoped to find on a shirt. Perfect for those mornings when you cant seem to wake up, and wonder if anything is worth leaving your bed for. When you look across the room, youll see this shirt and think, ""Yes...that is why I live my life."" And then you will rise to conquer your day - just like this little monkey did, in a certain movie about a certain group hangover. Solid, red heather body. Printed front, unmarked back. Slim fit tee. 18.25"" shoulder, 29.5"" length. Size medium shown and measured."male, female - adult$19.95
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New in town? Here are some tips and rules to ensure a safe and pleasant MUNI ride: 1. No radios are allowed on MUNI. Apparently that doesn';t apply to the linebacker-shaped gentleman who just sat next to you with his boombox. (We hope you like Too Short.) 2. Do not distract the driver while the bus is moving, particularly if he';s already on a phone call, in the middle of a fistfight, or both. 3. If you need to catch the bus but you';re not near a bus stop, don';t be afraid to "hail one down," like a cab. (Remember, San Francisco has free health insurance.) 4. Make the front seats available to seniors, persons with disabilities, and able-bodied assholes who pretend not to know any better.male, female - adult$24



