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Celebrate Lincoln! This colorful hand-designed, screen printed Abraham Lincoln T-shirt features Lincoln as if he came back to Springfield for his Bicentennial. Wouldn't it be neat if Lincoln was around for his 200th birthday? What would he think? 100% cotton, sweatshop free, made in the U.S.A.