This Nightwing Eskrima Assault T-Shirt gives us Batman's ex-partner ready for action not muy-thai crackin' not jujitsu graplin' not modus operandi trackin' (all of which he can handle after all when the Batman teaches you you get taught.) but eskrima assaulting. Eskrima for those (including me) who aren't sure is a Filipino fighting style with a focus on stick fighting (mister knowledge will you play?) so Nightwing's got his sticks out and is poised for crime busting / head busting / crime-head busting...well something's getting busted. The t-shirt is also 100% 100% cotton to assault your torso with quality.

Nuclear Assault Survive Men's T-shirt

"Forbidden inc. ""Defiant Assault"" T-Shirt. Forbidden inc. hits you hard with this renegade line of shirts. These shirts and apparel refuse to conform to the expectations of society, so defy the norm and grace yourself with one of these Street Proven, War Torn Forbidden styles. Like all other things forbidden, the pleasure gained by defying ""the norm"" is enormous, and that's what these shirts are all about. Each design is tattoo renaissance inspired and features mint quality foil accents and unique design ques you won't find any where else. Forbidden inc. only uses 100% cotton super soft, designer quality tees so you know you will be comfortable and look great. Match this shirt with any pair of vintage jeans for an authentic rocker look thats all your own. Taboos take pleasure to the next level. Partake in sinful satisfaction in a Forbidden inc. designer tee Tonight."

Chicago Bear football is defensive football -- from Butkus to Singletary to Urlacher, the Monsters of the Midway have a proud tradition at middle linebacker in particular and a well-earned reputation for ferocious D in general. This year is no different. Urlacher is flanked by his Pro-Bowl partner Lance Briggs, playing behind All-World free-agent acquisition Julius Peppers and guided by defensive guru Lovie Smith in a unit that has terrorized the NFC en route to the #2 seed in the conference. Da Bears made it to Super Bowls XX & XLI on the strength of da fense -- they're aiming to do it again and reach Dallas this February. Show your appreciation for the heart of that corps (Urlacher, Briggs & Peppers) with this fun tee that features them all, as Assault & Peppers.

Made from 100% Cotton this charcoal gray Star Wars t-shirt features an all over print of.....a few Stormtroopers. More than one but less than 20. Yup. Anyway Stormtroopers are the cloned foot soldiers of the Empire....who are in no way granted Union representation. Nope. Sometimes these guys pillage like 17 planets before getting a lunch break. Heck they've gone 3 weeks without pay already! What the @#$#!!!?? No wonder their performance is....less than stellar. Anyway this Star Wars t-shirt is a first quality garment with any perceived imperfections being intrinsic and characteristic of the belt print technique used in the printing process. There chew on that.And OH! This t-shirt glows in the dark; the illustration on the back that is. I almost failed to mention that.

Made from 100% Cotton this slate-blue t-shirt features a distressed image of one of Batman's more nefarious more debilitating foes the hyper-exquisite Bane! And look! He's...uh...jumping down from somewhere. Probably just got finished....breaking Batman's back or something. Maybe. Anyway yeah...it's Bane. He's a tough SOB; probably the toughest Batman ever faced. Batman claimed a victory eventually but it was hard fought and left one hell of a scar.

You were just engaged in a game of flag football(American kind) and you just got the ball! It is a pity that while everybody was picking teams you ended up on team not-Marvel. I hope you have up to date insurance and a contact card that doesn't require you to speak or even be conscious. What do you mean you don't want to play anymore? Don't be such a spoil sport. They'll be gentle. They promise. This 100% cotton t-shirt can barely contain the likes of this super group Captain America The Thing Reed Richards Iron Man Black Suit Spiderman Hawkeye Black Panther and Wolverine! I suggest you run for the hills.

Made from 100% cotton this black t-shirt features a promotional imagefrom the hit video game HALO Wars! You mustered your troops andpositioned them perfectly around the unsuspecting Covenant as they ateand danced oblivious to their impending....wait ate and danced!!??Sorry. Anyway the Covenant weren't prepared for your ODST battalionas they quietly readied their rifles and....oopsie. Looks like amember of your squad just sneezed. Well pretending you had a strategywas fun while it lasted! Halo Wars has kept you up for 72 hours andestranged you from your girlfriend parents co-workers and otherco-persons. If all you have to show for 3 years of your life is avirtual Covenant skull and a Halo Wars t-shirt well then...thanks forbuying the t-shirt?

Size Chart Graphic T-Shirt Created By: Ames Bros Color: Brick Black Heather T-Shirt Material: 65% Polyester/35% Cotton

"∙ Fit: Classic Fit ∙ Color: Black ∙ Material: 100% cotton. Screen printed in the USA. Imported. ∙ Model is wearing a size Large. Height: 6''1, Waist: 36.5"", Chest: 47.5"", Arms: 17 1/4"""

Black. 100% cotton. Screen printed in the USA. Imported.

100% ringspun cotton funny slogan t-shirt from Boots Tees.

100% ringspun cotton funny slogan t-shirt from Boots Tees.

Cotton hoodie from Boots Tees.

100% ringspun cotton funny slogan t-shirt from Boots Tees.

Just a little mash-up of rappellers and utility poles…

Description This Hangover shirt features Alan leaning against the 1969 Mercedes Benz Cabriolet trying to compose himself after the naked Asian man jumped from the trunk and assaulted the entire group.

Description This Red Dawn shirt features the movie logo and "Wolverines!" with a silhouette of one of the characters holding an assault rifle above his head.

This is the highly distressed 50% cotton 50% polyester Star Wars Imperial Walkers Junk Food T-Shirt straight from the ol' Star Wars movies. The Imperial Walkers were utilized to traverse the landscape of hapless planets on mechanical legs. These fearsome Walkers are used by the Old Republic and the Galactic Empire for ground assault troop transport or mecha-hop scotch. Yes that is an official game played amongst the galaxy so don't question me! This CRAZY soft t-shirt comes from epic t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning that this t-shirt is of extremely high quality and very rare!

The Super Hero Squad! It is like the Muppet Babies version of several Marvel characters. Just take a look see at this 100% cotton Marvel Geodesic Kids T-Shirt. It's like an assault of super cute profiles! I always want to fall into a 'baby voice' while writing about this Marvel Geodesic Kids T-Shirt. It's the cutesy-wootsey itty bitty wittle Marvel Geodesic Kids T-Shirt. Ugh. Sorry about that! Like I said I have trouble containing my self while looking at anything Super Hero Squad related. How can you go wrong with a 'baby' Thor? Awwwww. UGH! Seriously I have no idea where that stuff comes from. Get the Marvel Geodesic Kids T-Shirt away from me!

Look at the line up ma'am and tell us which one of them assaulted your cheese grader. Some of them certainly look more guilty than others. Heck I don't really trust those Inhumans now that we mention it. Those dang Kree really messed those guys up...and well they do possess a certain kind of arrogance. Oh you know which one ma'am? Ah the guy in the lower right! How did he get here anyways? This whole 50% cotton 50% polyester Marvel Superhero Heads Kids 30 Single T-Shirt was following a theme...a KIRBY theme. Wolverine doesn't belong here! Jeez Marvel! Despite what you may think Marvel Wolverine does not belong in/ on/ and about everything! Oh well. At least this retro infused Marvel Superhero Heads Kids 30 Single T-Shirt features a whole slew of Kirby influenced characters (and Wolverine) looking mighty sharp and perfect your little Inhuman! How many shirts do you see with a bunch of the Inhuman Royal Family anyways?

Oh you pigs think you can just roll in here and take our eggs? Those pithy little structures won't protect you against our ruthless assault! Our wings are somewhat vestigial but we compensate for having an over-sized sling shot! Yeah who needs aerodynamics when you have brute force! This 100% cotton Angry Birds Jr Womens Flip the Bird T-Shirt features one angry red bird doing the angry bird thing. He's probably just frustrated that he doesn't have much of a use in the later levels.

I wonder what it is like to walk around with an assault rifle for a leg. I know getting through the airport has to be a real P.I.T.A. Or going to a the grocery store. Or trying to see your kids' little play at school. Though inversely you could probably go somewhere and be given instant respect. A monster truck rally. Zombie training camps. Rap concerts. Black Friday Shopping. Those are places where you want a leg to be a weapon because it commands respect and authority. This unique 100% cotton shirt shows off our titular character of Planet Terror one of the movies in 'Grindhouse'. That leg is good for killing 'sickos' let me tell you what.

Constant assault by all sorts of creaturesand humanoids would make any one of us somewhat reluctant and you gotta show some sympathy towards the crew of Stargate Atlantis! This Trevcot-shirt is 100% cotton and features a creature of 'unknown origin'. Isuppose that's where the phrase "Shoot First and Ask Questions Later!"comes from.