Arcade T-shirts
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It can be difficult to remember that you are effectively immortal in games, when the rigors of each individual death weigh so heavy. Here, let us help.male - adult$17.99 -
Guldan Vulfos was described as "flabbergasted" by the award, an award whose existence he wasn't previously aware of. What put him over the top? According to the judges, it was a combination of "wolfing non-stop" and "cold wolfing it up for reals."male - adult$17.99 -
A radical reinterpretation of one of our first shirts. I love it, I think it's brilliant, and it's okay for me to say that because I didn't make it. Seriously though, look at it. YOW.male - adult$17.99 -
Jesus, who you might remember from The Bible, is the son of God. He's not really a bad guy, but he's kind of a poor winner if you get the meaning of the Penny Arcade Folks: jumping around, throwing up "the horns," that kind of thing. It's humiliating. Cotton blend pullover hoodie in black with Jesus giving the goat on the front. Also available as: Men's Tee, Women's Teemale - adult$33.99 -
On the verge of mortal combat, two foes pause to enjoy the stillness. The Sugoi Sakura designed is printed in yellow, gray, brown, and pink on the front and back of a black zip-up hooded sweatshirt.male - adult$49.99 -
I know that when I used to go into arcades, it was common to see a column of developing primates lined up in front of the cabinets. I don't know what it was like where you lived. Cotton blend pullover hoodie in Navy. Evolution man design on the front in white. Also available as: Men's Tee, Women's Teemale - adult$33.99 -
With almost every word of the strip "I Hope You Like Text" emblazoned on the back, know that you'll be providing welcome reading material to those who are waiting behind you in line. Plus: ample pockets can hold several gerbils apiece. Also available in black, and as a woman's zip up hoodie in both black and white.male - adult$49.99 -
The Hoodie "sequel" to the popular shirt, sporting an enhanced "Art Bar" for a supreme competitive edge. Just as in earlier versions of Photoshop Hero, one players can create "New Layers" and leverage several font-related "boosts."male - adult$49.99 -
Are you cold right now? Do you wish you were warmer? Also, would you like an ancient, evil bird to stare out from your chest cavity? If so, I think we may be able to come to some kind of arrangement.male - adult$29.99 -
Wizards and philosophers have foretold this day for centuries - and now their dark dreams have come to pass! Or, at any rate, we have released a new shirt. Which is really an old shirt, but it's back now. I think we prefer the term "classic" to old. Cotton blend pullover hoodie in Black. Shoryuken design on the front in red and white. Also available as: Men's Tee, Women's Teemale - adult$33.99 -
It's a common misconception that Rogues "do it" from the front or even, on rare occasion, laterally. While there was a brief period in the sixties where such things might have been in vogue, these days it's understood that the best position for rogues worldwide is directly behind. Indeed, many roguish feats demand it. Cotton blend pullover hoodie in stealthy black. With "Rogues do it from behind" printed on the front in white. Also available as: Men's Tee, Women's Teemale - adult$33.99 -
Historically, the Fruit Fucker brand juicer from FuckerCo has engaged in a war of heinous aggression against fruit. That's still true. But the PR campaign is much, much better. These juicy fruit friends high-five interactively on either side of the zipper on a black, cotton/poly blend zip-up hoodie. The Fruit Friends logo is on the left sleeve.male - adult$49.99 -
When Kiko made this design, I think we just laughed for a solid five minutes. You can almost feel this meow abrading your corneas. Argyle design in salmon and green printed on a brown pullover hoodie. Also available as a Men's Tee and a Women's Tee.male - adult$34.99 -
This invincible torso cover is not only durable, it also bears the symbol of a heart made out of Tetris blocks. Hearts are international love symbols, making this shirt - like a powerful pheromone - an unstoppable attractant. Also available as: Women's Tee, Men's Tee.female - adult$12.99 -
The back does exclaim that one has "Filter Power," but this is only one of several earned abilities. In actual play, one might also choose to create a "New Layer," in addition to several font-related "boosts."female - adult$17.99 -
We at FuckerCorp have received reports of "promiscuity" on the part of our popular FruitFucker brand automated juicer. As a result, we are recalling all existing models. We've taken this opportunity to improve the hydraulics and gripping power of America's favorite juicing apparatus. The Fruit Fucker attacks again on the front of this black 100% cotton babydoll t-shirt. The back has the Penny Arcade logo in white. Also available as: Men's Teefemale - adult$17.99 -
That's why it's critical to push every stump, whack every shrub, bomb every crag, and generally make a mess of the place looking for hearts. They hide that shit. If someone asks what you are doing, tell them that you're in Landscaping and that you have a vision. 100% cotton babydoll t-shirt in Black. Heart design on the front in red and peach. Penny Arcade logo on the back in red. Also available as: Men's Teefemale - adult$17.99 -
Come to a realm where the rock flows uninhibited. I'm not talking about Hawaii, either. I don't mean that "the rock is molten, and so it flows." I'm talking about the indomitable spirit which flows when people act as conduits for rock music.female - adult$8.99 -
Ostensibly, this shirt reads "I'd Tap That," although in the game we're currently playing, the correct nomenclature is "Exhaust." Which I guess is still true. Also available as a men's shirt.female - adult$17.99 -
Is it possible to hate a person to death? Scientists say yes. Ghost hatred for the living is such that it has the power to manipulate physical objects - including weapons. Some ghosts, long severed from life via tragedy or treachery, can project fields of "sharp hate" that can cut like a knife.female - adult$17.99 -
We made a few of these for PAX and they were well received, so we decided to add them to the actual store. Also! We've heard scattered reports from readers about Soul Erosion during use. For frequent wearers, we do recommend SoulGuard brand spirit enamel. 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in Black. Erode the Soul design on the front. Penny Arcade logo on the back in white.female - adult$17.99 -
Originating in this strip, we mostly thought it was funny to create a kid-friendly version of genocide. Take solely as a shirt, it's a profound non-sequitur that will paralyze the minds of passersby. Also available as a regular t-shirt.female - adult$17.99 -
This shirt is based on some comics we made. Also available as a normal t-shirt.female - adult$17.99 -
The threat posed to children by bats is only now coming to light, and informing the populace is your civic duty. This bat means business and his favorite food is kids. Also available as a regular men's shirt.female - adult$17.99
