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Lemon Grenade T-Shirt Cave Johnson’s Lemon Grenade T-Shirt. Made from 100% cotton and combustible lemons by the pros at Aperture Science. "When life gives you lemons, burn life's house down."  – Cave Johnson.

Portal Aperture Science T Shirt Sheer This is an officially licensed Portal t-shirt.

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Watch out fellas!, once you are spotted in your Aperture Science Innovators Test Subject T-shirt, all the dames in town will be chasing after you! ;D aperture science, innovators, 1940s, 1940, aperture laboratories, portal, portal 2, pop culture, gamer, gaming, funny, cool, geek, nerd, video, pc, game, gun, barcode, bar code, aperture labs, lab, valve, orange box, test, subject, label, experiment, science, scientific, experimentation, experimented, on, human, chell, blood, tested, back, jump, suit, revolution, companion cube, glados, gfx, retro, vintage, era, old, potato, wheatley

Portal 2 - Aperture Test Subject, Youth/Junior t-shirt Small (4) Medium (5/6) Large (7)

Portal 2 - Aperture 1980s logo, white print, black t-shirt

Portal 2 - Women's Aperture 1980s logo, black shirt

Portal 2 - Women's Aperture 1940's babydoll t-shirt, silver.

Aperture 1970's logo t-shirt, black.

Portal 2 Aperture 1940s logo t-shirt, silver. PAX East 2011 promotional shirt.

This black T-shirt from Portal features a front screen of an Aperture logo with a back screen inspired by Test Chambers found in the game.

"""When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! Get mad!"""

This Portal 2 T-shirt features the Aperture Science Innovators logo.

Aperture Laboratories motto: There's a hole in the sky through which things can fly.

Officially-licensed Portal 2 gear! This stylish and highly-functional tank top is perfect for all your enrichment center and test-taking activities. It allows maximum mobility while still providing ample testing surface area. Plus, it's perfect under your free, asbestos-lined promotional t-shirt. However, you're on your own for obtaining the orange jumpsuit. You know it's a crime to destroy expensive testing equipment. We're just saying. Aperture logo printed in black on a white, 100% cotton, baby rib tank top. Also, do not get it or you covered in the repulsion gel. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. Note that these are intended to be your measurements. The shirt itself is smaller and stretches to fit these dimensions. S M L XL Chest 31 in. 33 in. 37 in. 41 in. Waist 26 in. 28 in. 32 in. 34 in..

Officially-licensed Portal 2 gear! Aperture Laboratories will conduct a groundbreaking for its Enrichment Center this upcoming Sunday. The public is invited to attend the 10 a.m. ceremony. Plans are for the cutting-edge center to include test chambers, offices, and a commercial kitchen. In addition, Aperture CEO Cave Johnson will be in attendance to talk with the public about Aperture Laboratories' new, exciting tripartate strategy: the Heimlich Counter-Maneuver, the Take-A-Wish Foundation, and the 'Portal' project, for which the Enrichment Center is being created. Recruiters will be also on site to sign up any citizens who would like to be test subjects for these new, exciting technologies. It is a source of great satisfaction to Aperture that it is poised to make a contribution of this caliber to humanity. Note: Aperture CEO Cave Johnson regrets he will be unable to attend the festivities. 1970s-style Aperture logo on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Note that this shirt is softer and s

Officially-licensed Portal 2 gear! Here at Aperture Laboratories, we know that protecting what you love is a high priority for you. We've seen your house. You've got a lot of nice stuff. That's why you need the latest in home security systems, our Sentry Turret. Each comes armed with dual machine guns, achieving pinpoint precise targeting with a visible laser beam. Our patented Shell Redistribution Chamber allows us to pack more bullets in for that much more defensive capabilities. This isn't an entire weekend project either. It ships with an easy mounting system.* Designer chassis colors available upon request. Sentry Turrets: we box em up and ship them straight to your doorstep so you can protect the things that matter most. Turret schematic on a camel, 100% cotton t-shirt. Note that this shirt is softer and slightly more fitted than our normal shirts. * Warning: Standing near turret may result in accidental empathy suppression..

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He’s out there, orbiting our moon right now, leaving a pixelated rainbow in his wake, created from the sheer joy of being in spaaaaaaaaaaaacccceee! (Note: this is an altered version of my original version , which sadly upset too many people with it’s vague similarity to certain pixelated rainbows/stars… my sincerest apologies, this version no longer has those upsetting similarities, oh and my design has been ripped off by a so called professional site, won’t mention which site, not worth it, suffice to say their version looks terrible, a 5 min amateur job at best. moon, lunar, pixel, pixels, space core, space, spaaaace, core, sphere, robot, eye, yellow, rick, fact, portal, portal 2, aperture, science, laboratories, wheatley, orbit, orbiting, glados, rainbow, nyan cat, nyan, kitty, feline, pop tart, flying, trail, parody, funny, vector, geek, meme, pop culture, internet, net, web, revolution gfx, cool, stars, star, behind, cat, cats

“When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” -Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperture Science portal, gaming, video games, valve, lemons

Oh, hey, hi pretty lady. My name’s Rick, I don’t want to scare you, but, I’m an Adventure Sphere. Designed for danger. So, why don’t you go ahead and have yourself a little lady break, and I’ll just take it from here. rick, adventure, sphere, pretty, lady, core, personality, wheatley, fact, funny, portal, portal 2, valve, aperture, science, laboratories, labs, indiana jones, parody, hat, whip, cord, leather, nerd, geek, cool, game, gamer, gaming, indie, indy, film, movie, pop culture, cross over, mix, mash, robot, glados, 2, sequel, pc, mac, xbox, ps3, microsoft, sony, vector, danger

If you played Portal and Portal 2 by Valve, you couldn’t avoid to love the turrets. They’re so cute with their tiny voice and so deadly and cruel with their guns… they’re a wonderful life metaphor! :D portal, portal 2, turret, videogame, valve, aperture, aperture science, aperture labs, aperture laboratories, glados, geek, gaming and companion cube

Officially-licensed Portal 2 gear! Thank you for your interest in working with Wheatley Laboratories. We are now hiring for the following positions: Maintenance Engineers (for fixing up the facility) Tour Guides Primate Care Technicians Support-Services Coordinators for Monitors for the Homeless, our community outreach division In addition, an exciting position has unexpectedly opened up: assistant to the guy in charge of the neurotoxin release button. All applicants for this particular position must have previous experience resolving button-based disputes. U.S. accent preferred. Wheatley Laboratories (with Aperture faintly visible in the background) printed in off-white glow-in-the-dark ink on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Note that this shirt is softer and slightly more fitted than our normal shirts..