Portal Aperture Science T Shirt Sheer This is an officially licensed Portal t-shirt.

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This Portal 2 T-shirt features the Aperture Science Innovators logo.

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"Officially-licensed Portal 2 gear! Aperture Science Innovators - bringing science into your home. Our scientific trifecta of salt, asbestos, and curtain keeps us on the cutting edge of technology and we're dedicated to bringing that technology to you every single day. Salt. It brings interest to a dull meal. A couple pinches of salt taken nightly enables you to ""slim while you sleep"" - surely and safely. That is why more and more smart hostesses make it a habit always to serve food topped with crystal-clear salt. Remember, food tastes better, looks better, and is more refreshing when served with sparkling, crystal-clear salt. Asbestos. Things made from asbestos rock never fail. Rain, sun, and fire will not degrade them. Everlasting and fireproof. To farmers and laboring men it is indispensable in warding off the effects of cold and prostration during the winter months. What more could you want? Be sure to ask your asbestos delivery man about our crushed and cubed asbestos service, r

"Welcome, . Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity. As you know, science is very important, and we're appreciative of your dedication of yourself up to and including possible permanent disabilities, such as death. To avoid permanent disabilities, be sure to ¶œ†⇔∼¬ ^H . State and local statutory regulations prohibit us from revealing the entire nature of the experiment you are participating in today, but be informed that it may involve physics, psychology, thermodynamics, pharmacology, and non-Euclidean geometry. And cake. For the party. At the end. When you're done. Sometimes cake is my favorite part of science. When asking your children if they would like to attend the Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, remind them that science = cake. The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a black babydoll (fitted) ""Look at me still talking when there's Science to do"" t-shirt in three, two, one....".

"Welcome, . Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity. As you know, science is very important, and we're appreciative of your dedication of yourself up to and including possible permanent disabilities, such as death. To avoid permanent disabilities, be sure to ¶œ†⇔∼¬ ^H . State and local statutory regulations prohibit us from revealing the entire nature of the experiment you are participating in today, but be informed that it may involve physics, psychology, thermodynamics, pharmacology, and non-Euclidean geometry. And cake. For the party. At the end. When you're done. Sometimes cake is my favorite part of science. When asking your children if they would like to attend the Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, remind them that science = cake. The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a black, 100% cotton ""Look at me still talking when there's Science to do"" t-shirt in three, two, one....".

"Officially-licensed Portal 2 gear! Aperture Science Innovators - bringing science into your home. Our scientific trifecta of salt, asbestos, and curtain keeps us on the cutting edge of technology and we're dedicated to bringing that technology to you every single day. Salt. It brings interest to a dull meal. A couple pinches of salt taken nightly enables you to ""slim while you sleep"" - surely and safely. That is why more and more smart hostesses make it a habit always to serve food topped with crystal-clear salt. Remember, food tastes better, looks better, and is more refreshing when served with sparkling, crystal-clear salt. Asbestos. Things made from asbestos rock never fail. Rain, sun, and fire will not degrade them. Everlasting and fireproof. To farmers and laboring men it is indispensable in warding off the effects of cold and prostration during the winter months. What more could you want? Be sure to ask your asbestos delivery man about our crushed and cubed asbestos service, r

Lemon Grenade T-Shirt Cave Johnson’s Lemon Grenade T-Shirt. Made from 100% cotton and combustible lemons by the pros at Aperture Science. "When life gives you lemons, burn life's house down."  – Cave Johnson.

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He’s out there, orbiting our moon right now, leaving a pixelated rainbow in his wake, created from the sheer joy of being in spaaaaaaaaaaaacccceee! (Note: this is an altered version of my original version , which sadly upset too many people with it’s vague similarity to certain pixelated rainbows/stars… my sincerest apologies, this version no longer has those upsetting similarities, oh and my design has been ripped off by a so called professional site, won’t mention which site, not worth it, suffice to say their version looks terrible, a 5 min amateur job at best. moon, lunar, pixel, pixels, space core, space, spaaaace, core, sphere, robot, eye, yellow, rick, fact, portal, portal 2, aperture, science, laboratories, wheatley, orbit, orbiting, glados, rainbow, nyan cat, nyan, kitty, feline, pop tart, flying, trail, parody, funny, vector, geek, meme, pop culture, internet, net, web, revolution gfx, cool, stars, star, behind, cat, cats

“When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” -Cave Johnson, founder and CEO of Aperture Science portal, gaming, video games, valve, lemons

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Playing through Portal 2, I noticed that the round AIs (in particular, Wheatley) looked a lot like Pokéballs. A mash-up of the two games universes seemed natural. Gotta test ’em all! portal, pokemon, geek, nerd, pokeball, wheatley, video game, half life, valve, gamer, portal 2, aperture science, computer, test, glados

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Oh, hey, hi pretty lady. My name’s Rick, I don’t want to scare you, but, I’m an Adventure Sphere. Designed for danger. So, why don’t you go ahead and have yourself a little lady break, and I’ll just take it from here. rick, adventure, sphere, pretty, lady, core, personality, wheatley, fact, funny, portal, portal 2, valve, aperture, science, laboratories, labs, indiana jones, parody, hat, whip, cord, leather, nerd, geek, cool, game, gamer, gaming, indie, indy, film, movie, pop culture, cross over, mix, mash, robot, glados, 2, sequel, pc, mac, xbox, ps3, microsoft, sony, vector, danger

GlaDOS’s delicious words as she plummets to the bottom of the Aperture Science facility strapped to (and powered by) a potato. portal, glados, aperture science, chell, fall, potato, quote

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