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Officially-licensed Portal 2 gear! Here at Aperture Laboratories, we know that protecting what you love is a high priority for you. We've seen your house. You've got a lot of nice stuff. That's why you need the latest in home security systems, our Sentry Turret. Each comes armed with dual machine guns, achieving pinpoint precise targeting with a visible laser beam. Our patented Shell Redistribution Chamber allows us to pack more bullets in for that much more defensive capabilities. This isn't an entire weekend project either. It ships with an easy mounting system.* Designer chassis colors available upon request. Sentry Turrets: we box em up and ship them straight to your doorstep so you can protect the things that matter most. Turret schematic on a camel, 100% cotton t-shirt. Note that this shirt is softer and slightly more fitted than our normal shirts. * Warning: Standing near turret may result in accidental empathy suppression..

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"""When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! Get mad!"""

Officially-licensed Portal 2 gear! Aperture Laboratories will conduct a groundbreaking for its Enrichment Center this upcoming Sunday. The public is invited to attend the 10 a.m. ceremony. Plans are for the cutting-edge center to include test chambers, offices, and a commercial kitchen. In addition, Aperture CEO Cave Johnson will be in attendance to talk with the public about Aperture Laboratories' new, exciting tripartate strategy: the Heimlich Counter-Maneuver, the Take-A-Wish Foundation, and the 'Portal' project, for which the Enrichment Center is being created. Recruiters will be also on site to sign up any citizens who would like to be test subjects for these new, exciting technologies. It is a source of great satisfaction to Aperture that it is poised to make a contribution of this caliber to humanity. Note: Aperture CEO Cave Johnson regrets he will be unable to attend the festivities. 1970s-style Aperture logo on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Note that this shirt is softer and s

Officially-licensed Portal 2 gear! Thank you for your interest in working with Wheatley Laboratories. We are now hiring for the following positions: Maintenance Engineers (for fixing up the facility) Tour Guides Primate Care Technicians Support-Services Coordinators for Monitors for the Homeless, our community outreach division In addition, an exciting position has unexpectedly opened up: assistant to the guy in charge of the neurotoxin release button. All applicants for this particular position must have previous experience resolving button-based disputes. U.S. accent preferred. Wheatley Laboratories (with Aperture faintly visible in the background) printed in off-white glow-in-the-dark ink on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Note that this shirt is softer and slightly more fitted than our normal shirts..

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