Animal House T-shirts
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Meet DJ T-Qualizer! Whether you are playing hip hop, house or rock DJ TQ will react to the sound by spinning his turn tables, when the music gets going his very own EQ shirt will start to react... That's right! DJ E-Qualizer has an EQ Shirt of his own! This is just yet another great addition to our full line of sound reactive T-Shirts! DJ E-Qualizer Sound Reactive Equalizer T-Shirt The wicked sound-sensitive Equalizer Bars jump and flash as the turn tables spin in time to the music wherever you are, combining retro-cool with up to the minute digital technology. Built-in Graphic Equalizer The TQ Shirt has a built-in graphic equalizer with a wide spectrum sensor controller to detect the true rhythm, frequency and beat of music. Eye-popping Display! This animates the ultra-thin Electro Luminescence panel in the chest for an eye-popping display as the Equalizer bars light up and respond to the music. Control the BEAT! There is also an easily accessible adjuster control, allowing you to premale, female - adult$24.99
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Are you going "gonzo" trying to find the perfect shade of blue? Or maybe need a sharp red that reflects your "animal" side? Are you going to "rowlf" if you don';t find that exact shade of brown? Stop torturing yourself! Our new Muppantone Color System ensures that you';ll get the perfect color combination for every room in the house! Perhaps you want a Kermit vibe for the guest room. We';ve got you covered! Want to accent the trim with a splash of Piggy? Our standardized matching system ensures the perfect pink every time! We can even coordinate a Fozzie Orange! What are you waiting for? Turn your house into the singing slapstick playground you';ve always dreamed of! Our color system comes in glossy, matte or felted finish.male, female - adult$24
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When I was a child my uncle took a dog named Schultz. I spent a lot of time in my uncle house especially during summer, so Schultz and me grew together. He hated rice, my aunt never made him to eat it and he loved catching the stick. Near my uncle house there was a lake and Schiltz had so much fun when I threw the stick into the lake so he can dive into it and take the stick. I never had a dog of mine yet, but I like to think that Schultz was my first dog anyway. animal, diving, dog, fun, happiness, happy, joy, lake, play, summermale, female - adult$23.52
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"So Schrödinger's cat vs. Pavlov's dog. In a one vs. one fight who wins? Well, the first main difference is that Schrödinger's cat was a hypothetical experiment (or was it?), while Pavlov's dog was real. The loyalty. Real. The drool. Real. The need for a mop. Real. Real as he might be, though, it's definitely not in the canine's favor that each round of a fight typically starts with a bell. Plus the feline, if it exists, comes equipped with a box, a radioactive isotope, and a hammer. You generally don't want to give a cat tools. It remembers the time Erwin tried to put that silly hat on it. Just to clarify, by ""fight"" here, we mean ""chase each other around the house until someone is declared victor."" We here at ThinkGeek are big fans of animals of all kinds, and we think the only type of animal fighting should be for the comfy spot on the couch. Schrödinger's cat faces off against Pavlov's dog on this sand-colored, 100% cotton t-shirt.".male - adult$16.99
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"Geeks: we're one big group of loners. Most of us are not much good at the whole social interaction thing. In fact, we've trained our whole lives to be Not Good at it. From playing house alone to petitioning to be the project manager, technical lead, designer, and tester all in one on your next project, you know that other people just make life more complicated. But don't worry. You're in good company here. You're amongst people who understand, cause we're like that, too. For most of us, if it starts with ""social,"" it better end with ""networking sites."" Pretty much whenever we're out in public, geeks take a circumstance penalty to our CHA-based skills (except Handle Animal), and if you want to land some sort of bonus to offset that, you'd have to down a lot of alcohol or wear a shirt that forewarns people of the situation in a humorous manner and automatically breaks the ice with no effort whatsoever on your part. Oh wait. That's what this is! How convenient is that? This is charcofemale - adult$19.99
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"Geeks: we're one big group of loners. Most of us are not much good at the whole social interaction thing. In fact, we've trained our whole lives to be Not Good at it. From playing house alone to petitioning to be the project manager, technical lead, designer, and tester all in one on your next project, you know that other people just make life more complicated. But don't worry. You're in good company here. You're amongst people who understand, cause we're like that, too. For most of us, if it starts with ""social,"" it better end with ""networking sites."" Pretty much whenever we're out in public, geeks take a circumstance penalty to our CHA-based skills (except Handle Animal), and if you want to land some sort of bonus to offset that, you'd have to down a lot of alcohol or wear a shirt that forewarns people of the situation in a humorous manner and automatically breaks the ice with no effort whatsoever on your part. Oh wait. That's what this is! How convenient is that? This is a 100%male - adult$16.99
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There are a number of methods available for training your pet. Do not attempt these techniques on your own. Always consult with a zombie professional. If you leave your zombies alone in the house all day, they can get into trouble if not properly trained. You'll come home to an abattoir of headless stuffed animals and all the unpleasant moldy things in the fridge will have been eaten. It's important to remember that your zombie needs three things: exercise, discipline, and brains. A treadmill is a great way to burn off your zombie's excess energy. But this is important: never set the treadmill above the lowest setting. You want to maintain the rate at a consistent shamble. Breaking into a run is no good. It only causes ankle injuries and additional flesh decomposition. It's also important to remember that since your zombie feels no fatigue, you'll need to turn the treadmill off. But the treadmill can focus the groaning and mindless shambling of a typical zombie into a purpose. Plus, womale - adult$21.99



