From 30 Rock Season 1, Episode 8 Tracy Does Conan Liz - Why are you wearing a tux? Jack - It's after six. What am I, a farmer?
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From 30 Rock Season 1, Episode 5 Jack-tor: ''If you were any other woman on Earth, I would be turned on right now.'' - Jack Donaghy
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From 30 Rock Season 1, Episode 15 Hard Ball: ''Pregnant cornbread...'' - Kenneth the Page
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From 30 Rock Season 1, Pilot Episode: ''I like you. You have the boldness of a much younger woman.'' - Jack Donaghy
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From 30 Rock Season 2, Episode 9 Ludachristmas : ''Merry LudaChristmas!''
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Put down that bag of Sabor De Soledad and forego 'the taste of loneliness' (plus 77g fat, 461g carbs, and 125g sugar). Instead, pick up the 30 Rock Sabor De Soledad T-Shirt. Not only will you save 1,116 calories, you'll spare yourself a faulty pregnancy test!
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The TGS staff is obsessing over the new ''reality'' hit 'MILF Island'. With 20 super-hot moms, 50 kids, and no rules... it's easy to see why. Get the 30 Rock MILF Island T-Shirt today and wear the newest obsession!
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You're not part of the winning team unless you are wearing this fun Sheinhardt Wig t-shirt! The front features the company logo with their earth-friendly logo of 'Not Poisoning Rivers Since 1997' on the back. An absolute must for every 30 Rock fan.
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From 30 Rock Season 2, Episode 13 Succession : ''Hey, nerds! Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited french, and hasn't cried once today? This moi.'' - Liz Lemon
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From 30 Rock Season 2, Episode 9 Ludachristmas : ''I'd like to make an announcement. I just want to say that I'm really sorry for whatever I'm going to do at the party tonight and I forgive all of you in advance for leaving me passed out by the elevator in my own gravy. Merry Ludachristmas everyone!'' - Frank
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From 30 Rock Season 2, Episode 12 Subway Hero : ''If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down.'' - Liz Lemon
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From 30 Rock Season 1, Episode 18 Fireworks: ''I have been sexually rejected by not one, but two guys who later went to clown college. I get super nervous whenever I hear a vacuum cleaner because when I was a kid my mom used to turn on the vacuum to drown out the sound of her and my dad fighting, which is why I rarely vacuum my apartment, like never. I have had three donuts so far today. Once in college, I pooped my pants a little bit at a Country Steaks all-you-can-eat buffet and I didn't leave until I finished my second plate of shrimp. A couple months ago, I went on a date with my cousin. Wow... I am a mess. There is an 80% chance in the next election that I will tell all my friends that I'm voting for Barack Obama but I will secretly vote for John McCain. Here's one, when I was a kid I used to put on my fanciest nightgown and then I would mix orange soda and cream soda in a champagne glass and sit in the dark and watch The Love Boat. Consequently, I have some weird sexual fantasy s
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From 30 Rock Season 1, Episode 15 Hard Ball: ''I love this cornbread so much, I want to take it behind a middle school, and get it pregnant.'' - Tracy Jordan
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Let everyone know where you want to be, or at least what your favorite show is. This unisex charcoal heather t-shirt features the 30 Rock logo screened on chest. 50% polyester, 38% cotton, 12% rayon. Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not iron decoration. Imported.
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Officially licensed 30 Rock Logo Black Babydoll T Shirt. Features the 30 Rock show logo on the front. 100% cotton.
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Officially licensed 30 Rock MILF Island Black Tee Shirt. Features a logo from the fictional MILF Island. 100% cotton.
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Officially licensed 30 Rock Kenneth Parcell Navy T Shirt. Features an NBC suit print with name tag. 100% cotton.
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Officially licensed 30 Rock Logo Black Tee Shirt. Features the 30 Rock show logo on the front. 100% cotton.
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