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  • You can't beat Hemingway, can you? What a writer. What a man. What a life. And along the way, he left us the gift of sage wisdom. Here are some of our favorite lines from the great 20th Century novelist: "Courage is...
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  • Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a Hey, wait, that actually is a cat. And he doesn't seem too amused. Figures. Don't you think a cat...
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  • Well, show me the way To the next whiskey bar Oh, don't ask why Oh, don't ask why Why? Who cares why? A shot of whiskey sounds great! In fact, you mind if I tag along? I know of a great whiskey bar down the street....
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  • OK, move along, people. Nothing to see here. Just your average, ordinary cactus in vacation clothes and a mustache. Definitely not an undercover cop or anything like that. I mean, come on. An undercover cactus? Who's...
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  • Ahoy, all ye copyright lubbers, we are the Pirates of the Internet! The mere mention of our name sends shivers down the spine of every man, maiden and cable conglomerate on the seven seas! 'Tis a merry band of...
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  • Forget "kiss the cook." We live by a different mantra: carpe grillem. The first use of this phrase can be traced back to the poet Horace, who wrote the following in Ode 1.11 (translated here into English from Latin): ...
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  • Well if this guy isn't Father of the Year, we don't know who is. Look at him, selflessly putting his ass on the line in order to support his family. Matter of fact, it looks like he's got enough cash to support them...
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  • Planning a trip this summer? You could go to Paris. Or London. Or the Caribbean. You and a billion other people. Or, if you want to enjoy something truly unique -- a place where you'll never have to put up with annoying...
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  • Dan Brown's highly anticipated new novel hit a snag on Tuesday when the "Da Vinci Code" author realized that the 50 monkeys he purchased to write the novel were, in fact, vicious baboons. According to one of Brown's...
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  • What can I say, I'm a charmer. People find me pleasing and delightful, even when I'm being neither of those things. I've just got an uncanny charisma that people can't ignore, even if they want to. Take the cobra in...
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  • As anyone who's ever watched the National Geographic channel knows, chimps have amazing minds. And they can be taught complex human things. But who cares whether they can count? Or learn English? Or think abstractly in...
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  • The Yalta Conference -- what a moment in time! The so called "Big Four" getting together to decide the fate of postwar Europe. Who were the Big Four? Well, you had Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin. And then of course you...
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  • Why a crooked heart? Because some of the coolest things in life are crooked. Think of the Leaning Tower of Pizza. Or Lombard Street in San Francisco. How boring would they be if they were straight? Seriously though,...
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  • How much more "American West" can you get? A coyote gunslinger straight out of a classic Western. We wouldn't want to face this guy in a staring contest. He'd probably be like, "In this world there's two kinds of coyotes,...
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  • It's about time playing cards got a facelift, don't you think? What the hell do all those kings, queens and jacks signify anyway? They've always got such sullen expressions. The kings have those "creeper" mustaches. The...
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  • Hi there! I don't mean to intrude but I noticed that you seem a bit flustered about something. I just want you to know that if you want to talk about it, I'm a great listener. You might say I'm "all ears," ha ha ha. No,...
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  • If there's one thing I've learned, it's that, whether you're running a small startup or a vast monarchy, it's all in the execution. Seriously. It doesn't matter if you're building a mobile app or founding a new national...
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  • Not sure how we didn't notice this sooner, but goats are the Vikings of the animal kingdom. Think about it: pale hair, long beards, steely gaze. And, of course, horns on the head. They're totally Vikings. Granted,...
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  • An Excerpt of General Catton's Famous Address to the Third Army Men, all this stuff you hear about felines not wanting to fight. It's a lot of [expletive deleted]. Cats love to fight. Whether it's tussling with the...
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  • This week only! The Great Houdini! The Handcuff King! Master of Magic! Lord Magic Pants! Escapey Boy! The Guy Who Intentionally Puts Himself in Weird Situations and Then Escapes from Them! Sultan of a Thousand Nicknames!...
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  • In an amazing find, scholars have uncovered a previously unknown set of writings by Confucius that reveal a completely different side of the Chinese philosopher. The following is a sampling of the aphorisms found within....
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  • Coming at the heels of Steven Spielberg's "Lincoln," an even newer film promises to tell the "really real" story of our 16th president. "Lincolne" re-imagines Lincoln as the patriarch of a mafia dynasty who, behind the...
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  • Alright man, almost finished. Thanks for being such a trooper, I know these knuckle tats can really hurt. Just a couple finishing touches, aaaand... voila! Your LOVE-HATE knuckles are all fini-- Oh. Oh, boy. Um... So.....
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  • Hi guys! Great party you got here. I especially love the way you're selling beer for $2. And I'll bet you don't even have a state liquor license, huh? Ha! Good times. Say, I have a question. I'd like to buy some drugs....
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