Wanted: Courageous individuals who are not satisfied with the status quo. Renegade, Inc. is currently seeking motivated individuals who will challenge conventional wisdom and who will take "thinking outside the box" to a whole new level.

Simpsons followers seem to remember almost every detail from each episode. And they are proud of their extensive knowledge base. Check out the tees in this gift pack - Simpsons connoisseurs will remember the exact episode.... This gift pack includes: Flying Hellfish (gray tshirt) Flaming Moe's (white tshirt) Che Springfield (green tshirt) Please select the size below. Please note that all three shirts will be the same size. FOR FREE SHIPPING, ENTER "GREATGIFT" AT CHECKOUT.

Know someone who can't wait for the summer movie season? Get 'em these shirts!! This gift pack includes: Captains of the World (navy tshirt) Pirates (black tshirt) Cowboys & Aliens (charcoal tshirt) Please select the size below. Please note that all three shirts will be the same size. FOR FREE SHIPPING, ENTER "GREATGIFT" AT CHECKOUT.

Do you know someone who is a movie fanatic? This gift pack just may be the perfect gift for them! This gift pack includes: Dirty Harry Potter (light blue tshirt) Empire Strikes Back to the Future (white tshirt) Dark Knight Rider (gray tshirt) Please select the size below. Please note that all three shirts will be the same size. FOR FREE SHIPPING, ENTER "GREATGIFT" AT CHECKOUT.

This gift pack is perfect for the person who has read all the books, watched all the movies, and likes unique tshirts! This gift pack includes: Hogwarts Quidditch League (charcoal tshirt) Dirty Harry (light blue tshirt) Horcruxes (navy tshirt) Please select the size below. Please note that all three shirts will be the same size. FOR FREE SHIPPING, ENTER "GREATGIFT" AT CHECKOUT.

For those Star Wars fans who stop wearing their white storm trooper costume after Labor Day. This gift pack includes: Storm Troopers Can't Aim (navy tshirt) Imperial Marching Band (black tshirt) Homeless Storm Trooper (charcoal tshirt) Please select the size below. Please note that all three shirts will be the same size. FOR FREE SHIPPING, ENTER "GREATGIFT" AT CHECKOUT.

Wanted: Individuals who take the high road. Paragon Enterprise is currently seeking motivated individuals with an unbelievable sense of ethics and an unending quest to seek out "the right thing to do."

Computers really can do anything! You just have to push a button (or two), and a computer will do all the work for you. Whatever the difficulty level of a project, just hit that button and its done! Isnt technology wonderful?

While youre enjoying your Halloween contests, post-Halloween contests, dance contests, or even contest dances, theres still people out there in need - mainly a young man named Garrett. Were not sure whats wrong with him, but he needs to be saved. We cant do it alone - We need the Communitys support! UPDATE: Garrett has been saved.

Jayne is a brute. He is cunning, funny, and has common sense. Some say he is a simple man. He has a large arsenal of weapons. But what you may not know is that he is comprised of a large amount of fiber (almost half of your daily value). Plus, he is a good source of Vitamin B6 and Magnesium.

Coexist? Not on Cthulhu's Watch. We could all coexist in perfect harmony, but we'd only be damning ourselves to infinite pain and eternal madness. There is only one true leader, one Elder God! So come on, take part in some self-flagellation or ritual sacrifice, don't waste your time with all those other religions! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Poor zombies. They get such a bad rap. All the tv shows, books, movies and even the media portray them as brain eating, flesh hunting animals. Come on. If you've ever met a zombie you would know - they are humanitarians to the core. Help spread the word with this zombie humanitarian tshirt.

Dear Scranton, PA: Thank you for providing an economic climate in which a paper company (and printer company) can thrive. I can't wait for Thursday nights to roll around to see what those Dundler Mifflin employees are up to. My favorite is Dwight. Thanks for all the laughs, Me Check out our Office gift pack! For anyone who can't get enough of Dwight, Jim, Pam, and Michael. This gift includes: Michael Scott Paper Company (gray tshirt) MegaDesk (red tshirt) Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. (gray tshirt) Please select the size below. Please note that all three shirts will be the same size. FOR FREE SHIPPING, ENTER "GREATGIFT" AT CHECKOUT.

We all know at least one person who spends every waking minute playing video games....here is the perfect gift for him or her. This gift pack includes: Companion Cube (gray tshirt) Hola Master Chief (white tshirt) Master Chief Thinker (gray tshirt) Please select the size below. Please note that all three shirts will be the same size. FOR FREE SHIPPING, ENTER "GREATGIFT" AT CHECKOUT.

Even though Lost has ended its run, you can honor the memory of Jack, Kate, Hurley and the others with this Lost gift pack. You may not have understood the ending, but you'll love these shirts. This gift pack includes: Flight 815 (gray tshirt) I am Still Lost (white tshirt) Sawyer Nicknames (gray tshirt) Please select the size below. Please note that all three shirts will be the same size. FOR FREE SHIPPING, ENTER "GREATGIFT" AT CHECKOUT.

Do you know someone who has seen all six movies and can recite entire scenes from each? Then this gift pack will make a great gift for him or her! This gift pack includes: Ski Hoth (light blue tshirt) Jedi Trust (black tshirt) Star Wars Space Invaders (charcoal tshirt) Please select the size below. Please note that all three shirts will be the same size. FOR FREE SHIPPING, ENTER "GREATGIFT" AT CHECKOUT.

Get this gift pack for your friend who wears a frilly white pirate shirt, has the soup nazi's autograph, and won't eat the muffin stump. This gift pack includes: The Jerk Store Called (navy tshirt) Is Anyone Here A Marine Biologist? (gray tshirt) Human Fund 5K (black tshirt) Please select the size below. Please note that all three shirts will be the same size. FOR FREE SHIPPING, ENTER "GREATGIFT" AT CHECKOUT.

This one's for the zombie lovers out there! This gift pack includes: Cute Zombies Want Hugs! (navy tshirt) Keep Calm and AIM FOR THE HEAD (red tshirt) The Last Stand (charcoal tshirt) Please select the size below. Please note that all three shirts will be the same size. FOR FREE SHIPPING, ENTER "GREATGIFT" AT CHECKOUT.

It's time to re-elect Mayor Goldie Wilson because where we're going, we don't need roads. This gift pack just may be the perfect gift for Back to the Future fanatics! This gift pack includes: Doc Brown's Blacksmithing (gray tshirt) Empire Strikes Back to the Future (white tshirt) Biff Tannen's Pleasure Paradise (charcoal tshirt) Please select the size below. Please note that all three shirts will be the same size. FOR FREE SHIPPING, ENTER "GREATGIFT" AT CHECKOUT.

What do you do when an unruly gorilla takes a fair maiden hostage? You send in the Royal Guard with their best negotiator! Forget jumping over barrels and leaping across platforms, this all could be solved with a little one-on-one time to try and calm the suspect down before making an arrest.

The life of a trooper can be so hectic. Run here, shoot there, journey to this galaxy, obey that commander. Sometimes, don't you wish it could be a little bit simpler?

The Jedi will bend at the wrath of his salty blandness. All who oppose will crumble from his sheer command of The Force. He will not allow you to dip him in the Jedi soup of righteousness, and he will destroy anyone who tries to break his unyielding devotion to the dark side.

There it is - the statement/question that you dread. Surely, you must be kidding. Surely, you can't be serious. Surely, that is not the price of that car. Surely, you must be mistaken. Haven't you ever wanted to be a smart ass and answer with "Don't call me Shirley."

The tournament to end all tournaments.