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With Kung-Fu Grip! With over 230 points of articulation, this ultimate poseable action figure has multiple movable points throughout its arms, torso, legs, hands, feet, neck, and chin. (Chin?) Figure is rendered in the nucleobases guanine, adenine, cytosine, and thymine for superior weight, detail, and durability. Features realistic web-surfing action. Drop wifi connection to send into battle mode! Figure comes with t-shirt and complimentary ThinkGeek box or polybag. The perfect figure for the ultimate collector. For children ages 4 and up. Other figures sold separately. A distressed, retro callout with arrows indicating "Over 230 points of articulation!" is on the front right shoulder of this charcoal grey, 100% cotton t-shirt.

Not so much featherweight as furryweight. So Schr?dinger's cat vs. Pavlov's dog. In a one vs. one fight who wins? Well, the first main difference is that Schr?dinger's cat was a hypothetical experiment (or was it?), while Pavlov's dog was real. The loyalty. Real. The drool. Real. The need for a mop. Real. Real as he might be, though, it's definitely not in the canine's favor that each round of a fight typically starts with a bell. Plus the feline, if it exists, comes equipped with a box, a radioactive isotope, and a hammer. You generally don't want to give a cat tools. It remembers the time Erwin tried to put that silly hat on it. Just to clarify, by "fight" here, we mean "chase each other around the house until someone is declared victor." We here at ThinkGeek are big fans of animals of all kinds, and we think the only type of animal fighting should be for the comfy spot on the couch. Schr?dinger's cat faces off against Pavlov's dog on this sand-colored, 100% cotton t-shirt.

There is no better reason. According to Aristotle's Rhetoric, there are seven causes of human motivation: Chance Nature Compulsion Habit Reason Anger Appetite We're going to add one more that he missed: for Science. He was probably just being polite. The guy credited with setting down the scientific method as inductions made from known certainties probably just didn't want to toot his own horn. Plus, Science really fits into many of the other categories, also. We enjoy doing Science. It creates pleasure. Therefore it is an Appetite. But also, maybe our personal goal is to achieve or understand truths, and therefore Science becomes part of Reason. Or maybe, for some high schoolers, it is a Compulsion because they gotta take this freaking Earth Science class to graduate. But even so, the fact that the motivation "for Science" fits into so many of the categories explains why it needs its own. So here you go. Here's your excuse. When you're telling the cops, the jury, the Nobel comm

Replace Your Coelacanth with Coelacan Our mission at the World Cryptozoological Foundation (WCF) is to educate the public and advocate on behalf of megafauna whose existence has not yet been proven. We believe in a future in which humans live in harmony with all creatures, including those whose existence is currently hypothetical. At the World Cryptozoological Foundation (WCF), we are also dedicated to preserving the delicate balance of ecosystems which might be necessary for the existence of these cryptids. Whether that means petitioning against hydroelectric dams in Loch Ness, Scotland or encouraging free-range livestock in Puerto Rico, our reach is global because our quest is global. Wherever you are, the WCF is there, representing the interests of those who cannot represent themselves, because, well, they might not exist, and if they do exist, some of them wouldn't have means of communicating with us anyway, so ... there's that. The logo for the WCF emblazoned in black on th

Subtitle: A Guide to Killing Me From the mouth of Kris Straub (best known for online comics Chainsawsuit and Starslip): Tired of not being able to be fatally injured using a blend of Western and Eastern medicine? This handy shirt lets everyone know the weak points in your nervous system, from the periform obturatus to the inferior axoradialis medii! You'll be losing motor control and having your heart stop in no time. A hit at parties! Your torso's pressure points detailed on the front of an asphalt grey, 100% cotton shirt. Note that this shirt fits differently than our normal shirts. Please click on the Sizing Info tab before selecting a size.

Forget squashing butterflies. Don't wash this shirt. From the mouth of Ryan North (best known for Dinosaur Comics): This shirt has how-to information on all of the low-hanging fruit of our modern age. Go back in time wearing this and you'll invent heavier-than-air flight! YOU'LL discover penicillin. YOU'LL be the first to isolate aluminum. Did you know aluminum used to be more valuable than gold? YOU'RE GONNA BE RICH. How stuff works detailed on the front of a chocolate brown, 100% cotton shirt. Note that this shirt fits differently than our normal shirts. Please click on the Sizing Info tab before selecting a size.

Because who doesn't? Here's another wacky kanji t-shirt featuring beautiful characters penned with a traditional writing brush (fude pen). A parody of famous shima-bito (Island Person) designs from Okinawa, this shirt proudly proclaims you as a sake-bito, literally a "person of sake" or someone who loves to drink all forms of alcohol. (Sake, prononced sah-KAY, can refer to normal rice wine as well as all other forms of alcohol.) This black, 100% cotton t-shirt declares you a Sake-Bito on the front chest in white. A traditional sake bottle in red and white adorns the back neck. The right sleeve has a small note that points out the shirt's from J-List.

Stick a Tail on It and Call It a Weasel Probably many of our customers discovered Blackadder much the same way they did Doctor Who: late night PBS surfing. There's a smart comedy featuring folks with British accents. The TV listing says it's called Blackadder. Catch it a second time, an undetermined period later. Wait. Maybe the TV listing was wrong. This guy looks different. And this is set in a different time period. Is that Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie? Is this even the same show? This shirt is dedicated to our favorite miscreant of all time (or any time), Black Adder. (Well, okay, one of them. There are an awful lot of fine miscreants in the world.) And, of course, it's just as dedicated to poor Baldrick, whose absolutely terrible schemes unfortunately end up often being the best solutions to worsening situations. "I have a cunning plan" written in white ink on the front of this black, 100% cotton t-shirt.

Is there any other way? We here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ are fans of coffee. It is our single favorite pesticide delivery system (to repurpose a clever turn of phrase used by Kelefa Sanneh in the November 21, 2011 issue of The New Yorker). And if it's good coffee (and what's the point of drinking anything else?) we prefer it unadulterated, thank you very much. Straight up, but good coffee should never be described as "plain." "Enjoy Black Coffee" printed in distressed white ink on a black, 4.8 oz. shirt. What does that mean? It's super soft to the touch, and thinner than our normal shirts. It's made with 50% organic cotton and 50% post-consumer recycled polyester. However, the fit is very similar to our standard shirts. Note that these won't shrink as much in the washer/dryer if you accidentally use heat because of the high synthetic content.

V = IRresistable So we're carrying this awesome jewelry set because T-Shirt Girl got a set of the earrings from a friend for her birthday, and she loves loves loves them. They're very tactile; playing with them is addictive. And it doesn't hurt that they're gorgeous. At first they look like a standard waterfall of purple beads. People have to look to figure out what they are, and then you get a giggle or a "cool" out of the clever people and a querulous look from the sorts of folks who don't shop at our site. It's an easy way to sort out the sort of people you want to hang out with. 24 purple 1/4 watt resistors dangle from the pendant and also from each fishhook-style earwire. The pendant comes with an 18" black silicone cord with a funky silicone clasp. The earrings dangle about 1.5". The set comes packaged in an anti-static bag. Note: Your band identification may vary from the one in the picture, but the resistors will always remain purple.

A novel concept. Our customers are thorough. Y'all are the sorts of people who will read the book, see the movie, and heatedly debate the merits of the two against each other. And, let's be honest, words rock. The book generally wins. Your own personal imagination trumps Michael Bay's any day. (Also, it generally involves fewer gratuitous explosions.) Using our highly scientific method of Google search results returned, we are relieved to see that the Internet agrees with us. We were a little concerned at first: search terms: movie was better = 2,210,000,000 results search terms: book was better = 2,040,000,000 results Oh wait. We're probably picking up references like "this movie was better than the last one." Let's refine that a little. search terms: "movie was better" + book = 754,000 results search terms: "book was better" + movie = 1,160,000 results That's more like it. We mentioned this was highly scientific, right? And by that we mean we used a Bunsen burner. Because it w

Have something to say? Jewelry is very specific to an individual. Certain people are drawn to certain things. We really like the simplicity of these cuffs, though. Metal and leather. That's it. They're hand-crafted in the US. They have a sort of steampunk aesthetic. And when we saw our quotation options, we knew we had to have them. Choose either e.e. cummings: It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. (with an image of a tree) or Lewis Carroll (attributed to Alice in Wonderland): Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast. Tolkien: Not all who wander are lost. (with an image of a swallow, the popular paraphrase from the LoTR poem "All that is gold does not glitter") 8 3/4" long, 1 5/8" wide dark chestnut leather band. Note that this is a softer, malleable leather, not the hard stuff you usually find on cuff bracelets.It fastens using holes punched on one end which slip over two pairs of riveted posts on the other. Depending on how

Stop, drop, and roll. Our lawyers told us we had to add a disclaimer to this shirt's page. So here we go: The text of this shirt is not intended to encourage the wearer of this shirt or its readers to set things on fire. ThinkGeek shall not be liable for any loss or damage of whatever nature (direct, indirect, consequential, or other) whether arising in contract, tort or otherwise, which may arise as a result of your wearing of (or inability to wear) this shirt, or from your purchase of (or failure to purchase) the shirt from this site. Purchaser is solely responsible for the use of the shirt in any applications, including those of an experimental nature. But srsly, kids, please always have a responsible adult around when working with fire. Also, it never hurts to have a fire-escape plan and a fire extinguisher. Store them next to your zombie-escape plan and your zombie extinguisher (read: shotgun). "Non-flammable? Challenge accepted." in white ink on a black, 100% cotton t-shir

I don't care - I'm still free! You can't take my keys from me! "Midbulk transport. Standard radion-accelerator core. Classcode 03-K64. Firefly." With a glance, River Tam was able to immediately identify the ship that would become the home for her brand new extended family. She would spend days luxuriating around the medical bay in a catatonic stupor, or wandering the decks in her bare feet, or braced against the bulkhead with a large tin of peaches. Yessir, for River, nothing said "comfort" better than Serenity. It might not look like much to you - a simple traveller of the 'verse just trying to make an honest living, but the Firefly class freighter's got it where it counts. A simple design means parts and repairs are easy and cheap. Heck, you'd have to be just about the worst Captain alive if you can't scrape together enough freelance business to keep a Firefly in working order. I tell you what - you've got the face of a man who's been out at the edges and peered out into the b

Wearable DJ Quality Drum Machine Thumps out Sweet Digital Rhythms This fully-playable t-shirt based drum machine lets you make complex beats with ease while strolling down the boulevards of funky-town. Not only do you get 9 different drum kits at your disposal, you can create your own drum loops just like a professional drum machine. Simply tap the drum pads on the front of the shirt to create a rhythm. Once your loop is created, layer additional beats on top to build up a complex rhythm. You can make loops up to 3 minutes long and you've got unlimited tracks to play with. The ThinkGeek GeekLabâ„¢ boffins have done their best to cram as much amazing musical functionality into one shirt than ever before. With a little practice you can make amazing dynamic beats that evolve as you add layers of sound. Watch the video below to see exactly what we mean. Product Features Real Working Wearable Drum Machine & Looper 9 Different Drum Kits with 7 professional grade drum sounds ea

Be a 51st century man Coat Check Guy: Love the vintage coat. Jack: Thanks. Maybe the three of us should have a drink sometime. Coat Check Guy: The three of us? Jack: You, me, and the coat. - Torchwood, "Miracle Day" Captain Jack's coat is arguably the coolest thing about him. Okay, maybe his inability to die is cool too. And his time traveling. But the coat! It is one sexy, sexy coat. Do you see the amount of people - male, female, alien - that Jack is able to pick up while wearing it? This replica makes cosplaying Captain Jack (or just staying warm this winter) easy. It features replica RAF brass buttons, an exact replica belt buckle, back kick pleat with hidden buttons, double-breasted closure, and functional pockets on the inside and outside. Just remember, you may feel immortal while wearing this, but you are still a regular human. Product Specifications Be Captain Jack Harkness with this costume replica Officially licensed by the BBC Features include: Fully lined Replica RA

It all adds up. The math smarts. It starts in her when she's young. This is the little girl who excels at counting things. She has her hand raised when they're learning multiplication. She's the one who, while everyone else is assiduously avoiding eye contact, hopes she gets called on to do the problem at the board. She could do her homework in pen, but she chooses not to, cause that would just be showing off. When she gets bored in class and it looks like she's not paying attention, that's because she's a chapter ahead of everyone else, double-checking her answers. "Show your work" is seen as a challenge either because it's all in her head (how do I show you neurons firing?) or because she has to choose the most elegant solution. If a train leaves Chicago at 2 p.m., she's the engineer. (See what we did there?!) "No, I Will Not Do Your Math" in pink on a white babydoll (fitted) shirt. Also available in Women's Classic Cut and for girls.

It all adds up. The math smarts. It starts in her when she's young. This is the little girl who excels at counting things. She has her hand raised when they're learning multiplication. She's the one who, while everyone else is assiduously avoiding eye contact, hopes she gets called on to do the problem at the board. She could do her homework in pen, but she chooses not to, cause that would just be showing off. When she gets bored in class and it looks like she's not paying attention, that's because she's a chapter ahead of everyone else, double-checking her answers. "Show your work" is seen as a challenge either because it's all in her head (how do I show you neurons firing?) or because she has to choose the most elegant solution. If a train leaves Chicago at 2 p.m., she's the engineer. (See what we did there?!) "No, I Will Not Do Your Math" in pink on a white babydoll (fitted) shirt. Also available in Women's Classic Cut and for babydoll cut. Note: Please reference the table be

Our Motto: Ad Gloriam et Porcos ThinkGeek is your source for officially-licensed Minecraft gear. Minecraft University, which celebrates its 0th anniversary in 2011, is the youngest institution of higher learning. But there's no reason we shouldn't look like we've been around forever. Check it. Motto: Ad Gloriam et Porcos (For pigs and glory!). Crest, consisting in both the tool and the platform for creation, the sword in acknowledgement that learning gives you the means to defend yourself, and the rock-hard cornerstone of our institution. It rests on a bed of wheat because everything is better with cake, and the ever-present Creeper reminds us that everything but knowledge is ephemeral. This navy blue, full-zip hoodie is 100% cotton. It has two front pockets and ribbed cuffs and bottom. The zipper pull (not shown in the photo) is a green pickaxe. We recommend that you turn this inside out before washing in cold water. Tumble dry low. Be forewarned: this will shrink if you wash i

Does Go Go Godzilla have the boots? With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound He pulls the spitting high tension wires down Helpless people on subway trains Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them He picks up a bus and he throws it back down As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town Oh no, they say he's got to go Go go Godzilla! Oh no, there goes Tokyo Go go Godzilla! - Blue yster Cult Yeah. That'll just about do it. I [Godzilla figure in red] Tokyo printed in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.

Screeeeeonk! *massive guitar riff on a massive guitar* Sure, you caught him on tour in 1998, who didn't? But were you there in 1964 when Astro-Monster opened for him? Now THAT was total destruction. This shirt celebrates the crazy unscheduled demolition that is the center of the Godzilla mythos. The back features a list of places that Godzilla has already visited and destroyed, including Tokyo, Osaka, Planet X, New York, Monster Island, Okinawa, Nagoya, Hong Kong, Yokohama, and Devils Island. We don't know who he thinks he is, but the hotel is totally going to send him a bill for that. An image of the big guy himself graces the front of this black, 100% cotton t-shirt, with his name above in green and "World Destruction Tour" beneath.

Differential Diagnosis So let's talk differential diagnosis here. Our patient is exhibiting: tingling in the fingers tremors / chills anxiety It could be an autoimmune disease or some peripheral vascular disease... or it could be that it's the middle of winter and the patient forgot to wear a shirt. We can save this one! We have the technology. This shirt looks like you stole it from some unseen Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital gym locker room. Which is probably just what House would expect you to do if he didn't have you busy breaking into a patient's house for clues about his or her history. Or possibly over-stressing the patient to elicit a non-fatal symptom that'll direct your diagnosis one way or another. Or possibly fatal. It is a hospital, after all. It's one of the best places you can choose to die. The doctor to patient ratio in restaurants and on planes is severely lacking by comparison. "Property of Princeton Plainsboro (Est. 1896) Teaching Hospital" is printed i

The Curse of Nametags We hate going to events that require nametags. We don't like encouraging strangers to talk to us. Plus, we always forget to take the damn thing off when we walk out of whatever it was that required the nametag, so we're headed home, stopping by the grocery store, accidentally encouraging the produce manager to address us by name. Which is just creepy. The one exception would be if you had a really long name such as Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim bus stop F'tang F'tang Ol Biscuitbarrel. Or if you had something complicated you had to say with your introduction, such as, "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Saying that over and over gets tedious (just ask Count Rugen). So in this case, we figure we can condone the use of nametags. Just this once. 80% cotton / 20% polyester black hoodie (100% ring spun cotton outside) with front zipper and side pockets. White and red "Hello my name is..." sticker over the chest and Inigo

Comfortable, Casual, Efficient Apparel You know the best thing about ScotteVest products? All the pockets. You know the worst thing about SeV products? All the pockets. Not cause they're bulky (they're engineered not to be), but because you're gonna put stuff in them that you're totally going to forget. And because of SeV's weight distribution system, you won't feel a thing. The best solution is never to leave the house without your SeV. Then you know you have everything... someplace on your person. This hoodie has 13 pockets that use SeV's specially-developed weight management system to keep you from looking bulky. Most of the pockets also are integrated into the Personal Area Network (PAN) system so that your headphones stay right where you need them, untangled. And some interior pockets are clear so that you can control your devices (including those with capacitive touch) without removing them. SeV Cotton Hoodie in charcoal grey, 100% cotton jersey. Machine washable. Note: Pl