"You would think this would have been the quickest shirt from idea to warehouse. We obviously already had the art. It's on the side of almost every package that leaves our warehouse. We know the colors; it's black ink on a cardboard box. But, believe it or not, ""cardboard box"" isn't really a color that garment manufacturers make. There were lots of chestnuts and tans and chocolates and mochas and espressos (maybe t-shirt girl shouldn't write copy while she's hungry...). There was no cardboard to be found. We'd find a color that worked for the men, but then we couldn't get it for ladies or kids. Or vice versa. Finally, our screenprinter said, ""You know what? How about if we custom dye y'all some shirts to match your boxes."" Sent them a package from our warehouse full of caffeinated brownies, and, the next thing we knew, we had a set of shirts that's a dead-ringer for our boxes. That's a long way of saying, ""here's a shirt."" Timmy's head and the caveat ""Warning! Extreme Monkey-Pow

"ThinkGeek is your source for officially-licensed Minecraft gear. For even a Sphere - which is my proper name in my own country - if he manifest himself at all to an inhabitant of Flatland - must needs manifest himself as a Circle. - Edwin Abbott Abbott, Flatland, a Romance of Many Dimensions (1884) We presume that to a denizen of Minecraft spheres would be sort of like what non-Euclidean geometry is to us. ""It's a what?"" ""It does what?"" ""No, see, it's just a really, really large number of blocks. Possibly infinite. So many blocks that you can no longer detect corners. It's totally made up of component blocks."" ""It may look small here, but it's just really, really far away."" A Minecraft avatar considers a sphere on this charcoal grey, 100% cotton t-shirt.".

In this crazy 26th century, Blue Sun is the company you can depend on. You probably know us through some of the universe's favorite foods, including Blue Sun Cola and Fruity Oaty Bars, but we do more than that. Much more. We go where we are needed, and wherever there are settlers, there's a need for Blue Sun. We work to identify and address problems in colonies and create solutions, spreading happiness wherever we go. We are committed to creating sustainable colonies, because you are Blue Sun's most valuable product! We have a presence in locations as varied as the Space Bazaar Sky Plex and downtown Capital City on Osiris. And although you can find us throughout the universe, you'll find our approach is very close-to-home -- very hands-on. Our goal is to be right there for you -- always! Terraforming can turn a rock into a habitable world, but the presence of Blue Sun makes a place truly livable. We'd be proud for you to wear one of our corporate logo shirts. Our logo is printed in nav

"Apparently there's a whole bunch of guys in the world who wouldn't mind getting attention from Japanese females in the world. This best-selling T-shirt features clear, clean text and a message that is perhaps best translated as ""Now accepting applications for Japanese girlfriends."" Features a nice red ""rising sun of Japan"" in the design. You never know what conversation this T-shirt could start, or where it might lead! 100% cotton heavyweight black t-shirt.".

"In today's corporate world, you often have to sign an agreement that says you don't even own your own thoughts while employed by said Evil Corporate Overlord. That makes even the littlest things at work count. For instance, listening to your music at a reasonable level while collating, receiving a piece of the obligatory birthday cake for the coworker nobody likes, and keeping your red Swingline stapler, even when they switch to the Boston stapler, because the Swingline doesn't bind up as much. Did you know the iconic red Swingline was fabricated as a prop for Office Space? Swingline didn't have a red model at the time. Our sister site Slashdot recorded the moment of joy when it finally came on the market in 2002. Of course, you can get one from us, but we created this shirt for those of you who want to carry your obsession with you but don't want to modify your tool / gadget belt to accommodate a stapler. 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt claims dibs on your office supply of choice. Im

"We find it's a rewarding habit to hang out with smart people like yourself. Face it. You tend to talk more about what you're reading and less about reality television. (Hey -- we have our personal addictions, too, but it's not our main topic of conversation.) This past weekend amongst a dozen friends a particular parasite came up for discussion independently in two different groups of people (there was one person in the crosssection of the Venn Diagram of those present who identified the topical overlap, an event which T-Shirt Girl will now refer to as the ""parazeitgeist."") Also, we have arguments about where the period should go in that previous sentence. We love our smart friends. Hanging out with smart people may make you seem normal by comparison, but think of the rest of the poor fools on this bell chart. The folks who created the interactive voice response maze^H^H^H^Hflow for our cellphone carrier? They're more than two standard deviations below normal. Let them know that. We

"Where did ThinkGeek's obsession with monkeys come from? Why are monkeys and geeks so often associated? Who is this Timmy the monkey anyway? Many don't know the story of how monkeys and geeks came to be so closely entwined. It's been an industry secret since the dark ages of 1996, and only those in the true inner circle can fully appreciate the symbiotic relationship between a geek and his or her monkey. Suffice it to say that to a geek, coder, designer or tech-head, a monkey is one's muse. The creative force behind all killer code, l33t h4ck5, usable designs, and all around cool stuff. If you don't have a monkey of your own, try out the Timmy the Monkey t-shirt. Timmy has plenty of mojo to share. Navy blue, 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt with the face of ""Timmy"" the ThinkGeek monkey mascot printed on the front in brown, beige and black.".

"Inigo: I don't mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? Man in Black: Do you always begin conversations this way? It's appropriate that this design would be a parody of Shepard Fairey's iconic Hope design since hope is one of the few things Inigo has. Count Rugen robs him of his father, his sword, and the next 20 years of his life, which he dedicates to studying swordplay so that he can get back at the man. So maybe it's not so much ""hope"" he has as ""vengeance."" In this particular case, they're much the same thing. Oversized, stylized, blue and red print of Inigo with the words ""PREPARE To Die"" on the bottom on an ice grey, 100% cotton t-shirt.".

"Super7's Robot shirt is like a Rorschach test in two ways. You can ask folks what they see in the pattern (greygoo being the correct answer for sane people) and you can also ask them which robots they can identify to figure out what type of geeks they are. Which ones can YOU identify? The silhouettes of 20 different robots in grey on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Spoiler alert! Need help identifying the robots? (Drag your mouse across the below to highlight the text.) Starting with the middle top robot and working on the right side, clockwise, inward, we have: Maria from Metropolis V.I.N.C.E.N.T. from The Black Hole Twiki from Buck Rogers B.O.B. from The Black Hole Omnidroid from The Incredibles 1-Rover-1 from Battle of the Planets The Terminator from Terminator HAL 9000 from 2001 Classic Cylon Centurion from the original Battlestar Galactica Maximilian from The Black Hole The Robot from Lost in Space Robbie the Robot from Forbidden Planet Gort from The Day the Earth Stood Still The (

"The best thing about being a geek is that we have our own little worlds. (And they know us there.) We can get so absorbed in something that the physical world all around us doesn't exist until freaking gravity has to comes along to remind us. This shirt is for the folks who are in that world, zoning out, whether to code or a good game or research or whatever. A blue figure clad in yellow robes with a monitor which displays ""HELLO WORLD"" for a head is surrounded by a mandala design containing caffeine, a 20-sided die, Pi, a sword and shield, a D-pad, a Bohr-model atom, Saturn (or some other ringed planet), a power symbol, and a brain on an indigo blue, 100% cotton t-shirt.".

We like Firefly. You like Firefly. This here's a Firefly all official-like t-shirt. If you were fixin' to buy yourself one of them Firefly shirts to fill out your wardrobe or that of one of your fine companions (in quotes or out, we're not particular), we'd appreciate it if you bought it from our fine stock here at ThinkGeek. Much obliged. The Firefly logo on a brown babydoll (fitted) t-shirt. Note that this is a lighter brown than its men's counterpart..

"What's the tie between artificial intelligence and chess? As far back as the late 1700s inventors were trying to impress their audiences with automated chess players (automatons with a hidden human doing the chess playing, only they didn't tell the audiences that). In the 1940s, Alan Turing wrote out the directions for building a theoretical chess program, breaking the game down into computable parts. But why chess? What makes it different than, say, tic-tac-toe? Computers are great at tactical thinking; 1s and 0s lend themselves to that. Programming strategic thinking is more complicated, but possible. After all, Joshua figured out that the only winning move was not to play. Chess is special for a couple of reasons. It's something that everyone can theoretically play, but only the cleverest can win. The Grand Masters seem to have a grasp of all the calculations necessary to predict outcome, but also some ineffable quality that allows them to select the best move for each particular s

"Everyone's brain is wired in a unique way. It's what makes you YOU. And your mind is our favorite part of you. It's what makes you our smart masses. So here at ThinkGeek HQ, we're all about embracing the differences in neurological configurations. Whether you are an autistic person or a ""neurotypical,"" you have ADHD, are bipolar, whoever you are, whatever unique configuration of neurons makes you you, we think you're pretty awesome, just the way you are (both the Bruno Mars and the Billy Joel versions). ""Neurodiversity"" with a brain for the ""o"" and a heart for the ""v"" in pink and white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. In April of 2012, 100% of the proceeds from this shirt were donated to ASAN, The Autistic Self Advocacy Network, a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization run by and for Autistic people. In addition, we're giving them $1 from each sale during May and June of 2012. Their mission statement: The Autistic Self Advocacy Network seeks to advance the principles of the disabili

"van Gogh: Hold my hand, Doctor. Try to see what I see. We're so lucky we're still alive to see this beautiful world. Look at the sky. It's not dark and black and without character. The black is in fact deep blue. And over there! Lighter blue. And blowing through the blueness and the blackness, the winds swirling through the air. And there shining, burning, bursting through, the stars! Can you see how they roll their light? Everywhere we look, the complex magic of nature blazes before our eyes. The Doctor: I've seen many things, my friend, but you're right: nothing quite as wonderful as the things you see. - ""Vincent and the Doctor"" van Gogh's painting of the exploding TARDIS on a navy blue, 100% cotton t-shirt.".

This hoodie features the battle scars you earned in your fight with the zombie hordes. Clearly, you've had better days. There are bloody handprints near the pockets and slashes across the chest. There's a deep slash across the back that reveals your exposed spine. There's a bandage on your left wrist revealing bite marks. There's a chunk of missing skull on the back of the hood, which is lined in brains. We'd say you ought to get that looked at, except there's a pretty massive blood spatter on the front of the hood around the area where your mouth would be. Which implies that you ain't one of us any more. But you put up a valiant fight, and for that we salute you. But we're not taking the helmet off, no how, no way. This charcoal grey full-zip hoodie is 100% cotton. It has two front pockets and ribbed cuffs and bottom. The zipper pull (not shown in the photo) is a silver-colored biohazard symbol. We recommend that you turn it inside out before washing in cold water. Tumble dry low. Be

"We love the verb on this shirt. It could have been ""do."" It could have been ""perform."" But no. It's ""try."" Which is so unsure. As a wise figure once said, ""Do or do not. There is no try."" ""Stand back! I'm going to try science!"" with a little figure holding out a flask and a calculator in white on the front of this black 100% cotton t-shirt.".

"You know what our Canadian customers kept saying? After ""why is shipping so much?"" (our palletmonkeys arranged it a few months back so that y'all have more options now, BTW). The other thing they kept saying was, ""We need a warmer coat!"" We listened. The SeV Revolution Plus is for all of our northern geeks who have been looking for a more srs coat. It's still got all the gadget pockets SeV is known for (26!!!), but now it also has quilted insulation in the lining. It's made from 100% water-resistant polyester with sealed seams to keep your gadgets from developing frostbite. And it comes with removable sleeves and hood if you want to keep your core warm but let your extremities all hang out. This black, 100% polyester coat features 26 pockets, SeV's patented Personal Area Network (PAN) for wire management, their Weight Management System combined with NoBulge which keeps it from looking like you're carrying an entire Radio Shack in your jacket. Clear touch pockets make it so that yo

"That's right. While you were out partying, I was home studying. And you know what? I'm not going to throw this fight for someone like you. Maybe you should remember that the next time you ""forget"" to take your text book with you. The declaration ""Here to ruin the curve"" in white ink with a bunch of fun doodles (cause that's what you do when you're bored in class), on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.".

"A ThinkGeek exclusive! ""The angels have the phone box."" That's my favorite. I've got that on a t-shirt!-Larry Nightingale, ""Blink"" As soon as we watched this episode, we knew we had a unique responsibility. Our customers recognized it, too. You guys wrote in asking where this shirt was, because you somehow knew it was ours. So we talked to our friends at one of our vendors who has the Doctor Who license and told them we needed this shirt. They gave us a few versions, and finally we got to this one and said, ""That's it! Print it! Hurry!"" Cause we have something we have to do. *stuffs men's t-shirt into an manila envelope, writes ""For Larry Nightingale"" on the outside of the envelope* Can anybody point me to the 2006 weeping angel? ""The Angels Have the Phone Box"" with a picture of the TARDIS on the front of this black, 100% cotton t-shirt. The back features a small version of the current Doctor Who logo.".

"Probably many of our customers discovered Blackadder much the same way they did Doctor Who: late night PBS surfing. There's a smart comedy featuring folks with British accents. The TV listing says it's called Blackadder. Catch it a second time, an undetermined period later. Wait. Maybe the TV listing was wrong. This guy looks different. And this is set in a different time period. Is that Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie? Is this even the same show? This shirt is dedicated to our favorite miscreant of all time (or any time), Black Adder. (Well, okay, one of them. There are an awful lot of fine miscreants in the world.) And, of course, it's just as dedicated to poor Baldrick, whose absolutely terrible schemes unfortunately end up often being the best solutions to worsening situations. ""I have a cunning plan"" written in white ink on the front of this black, 100% cotton t-shirt.".

We wrote a song about censorship. We hope you like it. Goes a little something like this: All the world over, so easy to see Data everywhere just wanna be free Listen, please listen, that's the way it should be Peace in the valley, info's got to be free *cue horns* [redacted] printed in a subtle grey on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. The rest of the text on the shirt was (presumably) blacked out..

The stuff chilis are made of, literally. Capsaicin is responsible for that bite and that pungency which makes chili peppers (at least the hotter varieties) such a challenge to eat. One word of advice, never touch a habanero and then use the restroom without first washing your hands thoroughly. A pepper's hotness is measured in Scoville Units. Pure capsaicin is lethal stuff, as it takes a 16 million-fold dilution of pure capsaicin for it not to be present on the Scoville Organoleptic Test. 0-100 - most Bell / Sweet pepper varieties 500-2,500 - Poblano peppers 2,500-8,000 - Jalapeno peppers 10,000-23,000 - Serrano peppers 30,000-50,000 - Cayenne and Tabasco peppers 50,000-100,000 - Chiltepin peppers 100,000-350,000 - Scotch Bonnet and Habanero peppers 350,000 to 580,000 - Red Savina peppers (a variety of habanero) 855,000 to 1,050,000 - Naga Jolokia peppers 15,000,000 -16,000,000 - Pure Capsaicin Maroon, 100% cotton t-shirt with the capsaicin molecule printed in bright red on the front..

"Our lawyers told us we had to add a disclaimer to this shirt's page. So here we go: The text of this shirt is not intended to encourage the wearer of this shirt or its readers to set things on fire. ThinkGeek shall not be liable for any loss or damage of whatever nature (direct, indirect, consequential, or other) whether arising in contract, tort or otherwise, which may arise as a result of your wearing of (or inability to wear) this shirt, or from your purchase of (or failure to purchase) the shirt from this site. Purchaser is solely responsible for the use of the shirt in any applications, including those of an experimental nature. But srsly, kids, please always have a responsible adult around when working with fire. Also, it never hurts to have a fire-escape plan and a fire extinguisher. Store them next to your zombie-escape plan and your zombie extinguisher (read: shotgun). ""Non-flammable? Challenge accepted."" in white ink on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.".

"arch, to arch /ahrCH/ verb transitive to desire to cause harm, foil plans, and generally create aggression against targeted individuals or groups, used esp. with supervillains We love having this word in our vocabulary, and we credit The Venture Bros., specifically The Monarch, for putting it there. We go around ""arching"" people at work. The people who call stupid long meetings just because they can. The folks who leave their bowls in the sink to ""soak"" for three days. The individuals who use the last of the printer paper and don't refill it. Of course, this is totally unlicensed arching, since these people didn't explicitly apply for aggression, but we think they're askin' for it. Red Monarch insignia on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Officially-licensed Venture Bros. gear.".