Teenormous T-shirts

There's a Finger For That The middle finger doesn't get to have the spotlight often. Index finger gets to do all the exciting stuff. Ring finger gets to show off the bling. Pinky gets the fun stuff with none of the responsibility, 'cause it's so small. And then there's thumb. Whether or not you count thumb as a finger, it pretty much rocks the house. Without thumb, there is no holding a writing implement. Forks? A thing of the past. But, most importantly, there are no video game controllers. And that's why thumb lords it over the rest of the fingers. You know what middle finger thinks about that? Yeah. It's totally gonna show you. "> SELECT finger FROM hand WHERE id=3" is printed in white on a black, 100% cotton shirt. Check it. Three works both directions. As long as you don't start counting from zero.

Chain Mail is the new Black Here at ThinkGeek we consider ourselves experts on geek style. After all, we've been churning out geeky shirts long before it was cool to be a geek. So it should be no surprise that one day during a secret meeting in the dark catacombs beneath the ThinkGeek office the discussion strayed towards geeky apparel that we hadn't yet covered. Timmy (the faithful ThinkGeek monkey mascot) was of the opinion that ThinkGeek had already created enough geeky things and might as well go in another direction... like mime outfits. No sooner had Timmy's words been spoken when a low rumbling could be heard far below the catacombs. Moments later a huge explosion rocked the cavern and the floor erupted in a shower of rocks. The terrible beast who shall not be named, the one all ThinkGeek employees thought banished from existence, raised its hideous head from the rubble and turned its gaping maw to the ceiling in a bone chilling roar. As its thousands of razor sharp teeth

"Something weird is going on. Isn't that our school motto?" - Xander, "I Only Have Eyes for You," Buffy the Vampire Slayer There is something for everyone at Sunnydale High School. Sunnydale High stands above the banks of the Hellmouth in southern California, just west of Ventura County. Serving approximately 2500 students in grades 9 through 12, it houses an ethnically, socio-economically, and morphologically diverse student body. From academics to sports, clubs to service organizations, students will find everything they are looking for at Sunnydale. Over 40 clubs and organizations operate yearly to keep students active and involved. These include: Amnesty International, band, cheerleading, chess club, debate, demon summoning, drama club, Future Fiends of America, Honor Society, the Key Club (one member), NJROTC, and yearbook. News flash! We are proud to announce that Sunnydale's class of '99 has the lowest mortality rate in the school's history! Way to go Razorbacks! SHS prin

Dust Off That Periodic Table Indium Nobelium Copper Oxygen Uranium Sulfur Sulfur Hydrogen Iridium Hydrogen-3 Fluorine Hydrogen-3 Tungsten Another take on Experimental Jetset's John & Paul & Ringo & George shirt. The shirt reads, "Fluorine& Uranium& Carbon& Potassium." in white on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.

Continuation of the Species This is a shirt in celebration of GeekDad, where being a geek and being a parent come together in a gravity well so strong not even light can escape. GeekDad is all about parenting in the digital age: geek parents raising offspring in their own geeky image. And here at ThinkGeek we're all in favor of more geeks. GeekDad logo on the front with a GeekDad tag cloud on the back of a 100% cotton, black t-shirt.

None Shall Pass You're pretty safe with this one as long as the dude doesn't argue that he's not dead yet. And for the most part in this scenario, the only thing your dead guy is likely to say is "Braaaaains." And with the Black Knight by your side, bellowing "None Shall PASS!" it's all good. As long as you bring a mop and some duct tape to take care of the knight himself. Black Knight and cart full of zombies above the words "Bring Out Your Undead" on a black, 100% cotton shirt. As an added bonus, all the green ink on this shirt glows in the dark.

Wearable ROCK! Here at ThinkGeek we were just wishing for a fully playable guitar built into a t-shirt when along came the Pixie of ROCK... she wailed with face melting guitar solo and *POOF* there it was in our hands...The Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt. We turned on the mini amp, cranked the volume to 11 and started to rock. As the Pixie explained, the Electronic Guitar Shirt is incredibly easy to play because each button on the neck is a major chord. She went on to mention how you can play dozens of classic rock songs with very little skill. However she warned us never to use the Guitar Shirt for evil, lest we are prepared to summon the Demon of Rock and duel to the death for musical supremacy. Now you can purchase one of these fine Electronic Rock Guitar Shirts and get a little wearable ROCK magic for yourself. The Electronic Guitar Shirt is not a toy that plays pre-canned musical riffs, it is a real musical instrument that allows you to play your favorite songs and sound great

Start Them Off Right No matter what your little one's proclivities, there's a snapsuit for your future space traveler. Projectile vomits unidentifiable substances? Science. Figured out how to juryrig the high chair to obtain Cheerios at will? Engineering. Has fully trained the adults in the house to do his or her bidding? Command. If the future isn't yet clear, pick up the Academy Cadet. Snap bottom closure for easy diaper access. Note that our size on this is the larger of the span, so if you want one for someone who's under 6 months, order the 6 month size.

Oh, for Smeg's Sake You don't know how excited we were when we heard that new Red Dwarf was coming out this year. The first episode of Red Dwarf: Back To Earth airs April 10th at 9 p.m. in the UK. "In the UK" being the operative phrase for us. Cause we're in the smegging US. Knowing teh Intarwebs, we'll find a version online before June, but if not, we have it on good authority (Robert Llewellyn's FAQ) that DVDs will be released for the viewing pleasure of those of us in the US then. So that's something. But still. An extra month! We're impatient. smeg. According to Ian Symes's Smeg List, there are 227 unique occurrences of some combination of smeg on the show, which gives us 4.37 s/e (smegs per episode). This is even more impressive when you realize there is no smeg in Terrorform, Back To Reality ("Duane Dibbley?!?"), or Emohawk: Polymorph II. And for folks who are going to yell at us for printing this word on a shirt, the Grant Naylor (when it was a single being), denies that t

An Artistic Approximation Of Pi - Now Available in Bite-Sized What is Pi? Some might define it as the ratio of a circle's circumference divided by its diameter. Others might think it's an irrational number that's impossible to know completely. Still others might think it's a mystical, transcendental, almighty number that will only finally be revealed when the Mayan calendar ends. Those people are probably putting their affairs in order, though, and not so much reading this site. But we digress... We here at ThinkGeek like to think of Pi as a way to help you come up with creative reasons to spend your hard earned cash on a t-shirt. Quick question. When is Pi day? March 14th of course. Think about that for a second. Now, while still mesmerized, drop this shirt into your shopping cart. Royal blue, 100% cotton, kids' t-shirt with the Pi symbol on it. The first 4493 digits of Pi were used to construct the Pi symbol itself. That's a whole lot of Pi. Enough for everybody to share so don

Need Some Late Night Comfort? Bored With KOTOR? Slashdot has always been around whenever you've needed them. Not only are they globally open 24 hours a day at a computer terminal near you - they also have a soothing green light that hasn't changed since inception. The Slashdot authors, averse to sleeping, have collectively posted over 40,000 topics for you to sink your mind into. In the process they've created a virtual community of like minded tech saavy folks that realize Star Wars is not more important than writing code. It's equally important. But you already knew that... 100% heavyweight black cotton t-shirt with an illustration of a Maldaesque techie sipping some java and browsing /. late at night. Beneath is the phrase "Bathing Geeks In Its 'soothing green light' since nineteen ninety-seven". Like this shirt? Thank Dan Sandler, one of the Slashdot t-shirt design contest winners!

Privacy schmivacy As seen on The IT Crowd! When you cannot get the attention of your peers by being the fastest at installing a new motherboard, we'll let you use this shirt as a 'scare tactic' for achieving your goals. Garnish instant respect in board meetings, or use it to get a raise and another vacation (yes, it's good to leave the office sometimes...) In fact, we would hope that this shirt will become the official shirt for all the government folks involved with the lovely and well-adored echelon and carnivore projects - but we aren't holding our breath (on or off camera). Don't forget to also grab the 'i read your e-mail' bumper sticker - especially if you drive through the D.C. area regularly... Black shirt with 'i read your e-mail' written in a simple font on front.

Tell Them How You Really Feel There is nothing more frustrating on this earth than constantly being asked to help other people with their petty computer problems. Especially when they're older and theoretically more world-wise and should know how to do it on their own! It's like they think that because you're closer to the cables and your hands fit into small nooks you somehow automatically become their personal computer assistant. Because, clearly, you have Nothing Better To Do. Well, no more. This shirt should fend off your parents, your friends' parents, your parents' friends, and basically any combination thereof. It says that you are capable of fixing their computers. It's just that you won't. The same way they can drive you to the movies every time you want to go, but won't. A little turnabout is fair-play, we think. 100% cotton, pre-shrunk, black t-shirt declares "No, I will not fix your computer."

The Prophecies Of The Simian Ninja Canons Ring True... If you were wise, you never doubted. If you doubted you have little chance of understanding the complexity and consequences of your mental miscalculation. It's very simple. Much like the swift and masterfully orchestrated barrage of a monkey slapping you silly all the while sorting different systems of data hierarchically in his head. His disappearance is even swifter as you struggle to your senses helplessly... Killer coding ninja monkeys do exist. At long last, like Jedis of yesteryear, they have revealed themselves... 100% cotton heavyweight Black t-shirt. The phrase 'Killer coding ninja monkeys do exist' is written beneath 4 representative icons (including 'Monkey' in Chinese). The glaring red eyes of a simian along with his fierce blade loom across the shirt. Checkout a closeup of the design only right here!

Study hard, little one! If you're a geek with a child, odds are your penchant for all things intellectual will rub off either on purpose or just by your mere presence! Since that's the case, you will need to clothe the little hacker with our Geek in Training t-shirt!

Geeks + Monkeys = World Domination Where did ThinkGeek's obsession with monkeys come from? Why are monkeys and geeks so often associated? Who is this Timmy the monkey anyway? Many don't know the story of how monkeys and geeks came to be so closely entwined. It's been an industry secret since the dark ages of 1996, and only those in the true inner circle can fully appreciate the symbiotic relationship between a geek and his or her monkey. Suffice it to say that to a geek, coder, designer or tech-head of any age, a monkey is one's muse. The creative force behind all the l33t h4ck5, the pwnage of your friends, and, naturally, the playing on the monkey bars. If you don't have a monkey of your own, try out the Timmy the Monkey t-shirt. Timmy has plenty of mojo to share. 100% cotton, pre-shrunk, navy t-shirt with the face of Timmy the ThinkGeek monkey mascot printed on the front in brown, beige and black.

Is it a gift or a curse? As seen on The IT Crowd! Most people would think that the ability to tell a kernel hacker from the village idiot is a valuable trait to have. Sometimes though, we wish that it wasn't quite so easy to see the morons around us. What a blissful life we would lead if we weren't constantly surrounded by throngs of the intellectually challenged. How joyful the day would be if we didn't have to deal with questions, problems, complaints and rants from the everyday idiots, dullards and blockheads of this world. Call it a gift, call it a curse, but no matter how hard we try not to, we see dumb people. Lots of 'em. 100% cotton heavyweight black t-shirt with the phrase "I see dumb people" printed front and center in white ink.

One for the Teeny Geeks Geeks come in all sizes. And the littlest isn't the 100 lb. weakling with the sand kicked in his face on the back of our favorite comic books of the 70s. It's the 8 lb. "I can't hold my head up yet, but I can do long division" little person produced by the mating of two adult geeky lifeforms. Celebrate the geek in the littlest of us with this creeper that proudly declares the little one a true "Geekling." "Geekling" printed on a 100% combed cotton creeper in minty green. Ribbed neck with 1/16" white piping. Snap bottom closure for easy diaper access. Note that our size on this is the larger of the span, so if you want the 3-6 month shirt, order the 6 month size.

Be Careful What You Say To Your Local BOFH Shell scripts don't require salaries and don't complain about yesterday's coffee on Twitter to their coworkers. You should pay more attention to the creative possibilities of shell scripts, especially in relation to human resources. And think about it. If you wrote enough shell scripts, there wouldn't really be a need for the HR department at all, would there? . Black, 100% cotton t-shirt with the phrase "Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script" in white on front.

A Little Tux For Little People ThinkGeek has created this fine alternative to the traditional Tux logo for those child processes that are roaming about out there... All cotton high quality white kids tee with a 'Baby Tux' imprint. Available in various sizes from infants to toddlers.

Geeks + Monkeys = World Domination Where did ThinkGeek's obsession with monkeys come from? Why are monkeys and geeks so often associated? Who is this Timmy the monkey anyway? Many don't know the story of how monkeys and geeks came to be so closely entwined. It's been an industry secret since the dark ages of 1996, and only those in the true inner circle can fully appreciate the symbiotic relationship between a geek and his or her monkey. Suffice it to say that to a geek, coder, designer or tech-head, a monkey is one's muse. The creative force behind all killer code, l33t h4ck5, usable designs, and all around cool stuff. If you don't have a monkey of your own, try out the Timmy the Monkey t-shirt. Timmy has plenty of mojo to share. Navy blue, 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt with the face of "Timmy" the ThinkGeek monkey mascot printed on the front in brown, beige and black.

Looks like you've got an ID-10T error! Ok, there's no way to sugar-coat this one. Users can be idiots. Complete morons in fact. So why not use that to your advantage? There's nothing wrong with assuming that every problem encountered is the result of user error. In fact, our money is on the user for screwing everything up. Black tshirt with "Must be user error" printed on the front in white. Wee.

Must... resist... urge... to... kill.... luser.... At one time or another, the average computer savvy geek has been drafted to the stressful and low-paying ranks of "Tech Support". All of us at ThinkGeek have done it in one form or another. Whether due to job description or a family favor, sometimes you just have to help out a computer user in need. Unfortunately amongst the throngs of the clueless, there's bound to be a handful that stand out for their phenomenal lack of brain cells and inability to listen and follow directions. When one of these lusers needs help, be prepared to work through your lunch break, bang your head on the table a few times, and hit the mute button on the phone and scream. When confronted with such a vacuum in the universe of clue, the only way to classify the problem is PEBKAC. Don't know what PEBKAC is? You may be experiencing an ID-ten-T error. But because we're feeling generous today, we'll help you out. PEBKAC = Problem Exists Between Keyboard and

Unbelievable Excellence As seen on The It Crowd! Every once and a while, something comes along that redefines the meaning of excellence. It may be a product, an idea, or a company. The Ontario Mega Finance Group is one such company. The Ontario Mega Finance Group was founded by visionaries. The philosophy of these founders was to do whatever it takes to "wow" the customer - to make them stand up and cheer for the Ontario Mega Finance Group by shouting OMFG! Now you can be a part of the tradition of quality and excellence by owning a piece of history. Heavyweight, 100% cotton t-shirt in Navy Blue. Logo for the Ontario Mega Finance Group with acronym OMFG, globe, maple leaf and tagline "you won't believe it, eh?" printed on the front in dark and light blue.