Teenormous T-shirts

The Bazinga Saturation Hypothesis Here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ, we are huge fans of the sitcom The Big Bang Theory. We would like to posit a hypothesis we have developed re: its popularity: the number of viewers is directly proportional to the quantity of "bazingas" in the season. To wit, Season 1 Bazinga Quotient: 0 Viewers (in millions): 8.34 Season 2 Bazinga Quotient: 3 Viewers (in millions): 10.01 Season 3 Bazinga Quotient: We stopped counting at 15. Viewers (in millions): 14.2 BAZINGA! writ large across a red, babydoll (fitted) t-shirt.

There Is No Pac-Man. There is only Zuul. The first half of the 80s was good for geeks and bad for ghosts. It was a time when we as a culture were apparently obsessed with getting rid of supernatural beings. Some important lessons we learned from our ghost-fighting mentors: If someone asks you if you're a god, say yes. If there's a ghost on your tail, take the tunnel. Don't cross the streams. Sometimes Pac-Man goes on vacation (with the Ms.) and needs to call in a little help. That's when the boys swap out their proton packs for power pellets and get ready to rock and roll. This is an authentic Glennz t-shirt, full of New Zealand-y goodness. Printed on a black, 100% fine jersey cotton t-shirt, this design features a pixelated Ecto-1 from Ghostbusters chasing down two of the ghosts from Pac-Man. It's printed on American Apparel, which fits differently than most of ThinkGeek's shirts, so be sure to check the Sizing Info tab to ensure you select the right size.

xkcd Goodies: Tech Support This is the much-requested t-shirt featuring the flowchart from xkcd's comic #627 on the front. Appropriate for nearly all tech support situations. As it says: Dear various parents, grandparents, co-workers and other "not computer people." We don't magically know how to do everything in every program. When we help you, we're usually just doing this: [insert the graphic on the t-shirt] Tech Support flowchart in white ink on a black 100% cotton t-shirt.

Cape not included. In the past we've shied away from carrying superhero logo costume-style t-shirts. When you can find Green Lantern or the Flash on the racks at your local SuperChainMart, that's a product ThinkGeek doesn't need to pick up. And then we saw these. They're unique. We knew we had to carry them for our crowd of female comic book fans. They're not subtle, but they're also not over the top. These are costumey without being cosplay. Basically, depending on how you accessorize the shirt, you can play up or down its kitchiness. Black, 100% cotton shirt with the logo on the chest and utility belt printed in yellow across the waist of the shirt. The back is blank. Note that this is longer in length than our standard babydolls. It comes down around your hips for the full costume-but-not-costume effect. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL Chest 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. 36 in. Waist 28 in. 30 in. 32 in. 34 in. Length 24 in. 25 in. 26 in. 27 in.

xkcd Goodies - Stand Back (Science) We love the verb on this shirt. It could have been "do." It could have been "perform." But no. It's "try." Which is so unsure. As a wise figure once said, "Do or do not. There is no try." "Stand back! I'm going to try science!" with a little figure holding out a flask and a calculator in white on the front of this black 100% cotton t-shirt.

It's Zazzy! We don't always agree with her perspective, but Sheldon's mother certainly knows how to manage Sheldon. She's got years of experience (even if slightly abbreviated since Sheldon went to college at 11) in handling his quirky personality. Genetically, she may have given Sheldon his eyes and knees, but the far more significant gift arrived not via DNA but sound waves. That's right. We're talking about "Soft Kitty," everybody's favorite contagious lullaby. (See what we did there?) Sing it with us. You know the words. Soft kitty, warm kitty Little ball of fur Happy kitty, sleepy kitty Purr purr purr The lyrics to "Soft Kitty" and a grey tabby (paws up!) on an ice-grey babydoll (fitted) t-shirt.

OMG Pwnies!!!!1! "So what's a pwny?" you might ask. Pwnies are just like real ponies except with less mucking out stalls and more fragging of the enemy. What could be better than having your own pwnies to play with? You could braid their manes, feed them apples, equip them with rocket-propelled grenade launchers.... There's no end to the fun you can have with your little pwnies. Two prancing controller-ponies with the phrase "OMG Pwnies!" printed in tan, grey, and red (non-glitter) ink on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.

Got wood? Once upon a time, there was an old barn in Northern California. Perhaps it held horses, maybe it housed farm equipment, maybe it was the capstone to a secret underground bunker where they housed the downed alien mothership, complete with the desiccated remains of its crew of "greys" as well as tantalizing tidbits of technology? We can only hope. Regardless, this barn was unfortunately demolished, and the redwood that made up the walls were reclaimed into a scrap yard. It was there that a pair of enterprising youth collected the scraps. They then cleaned, cut, and drilled the pieces into the dream product: a necktie made of wood. Oh, sure - typically you see ties made out of silk, or polyester. Maybe you've even seen ties made from bamboo fibers, but you've never seen one made out of a solid chuck of wood. Just look at it. Magnificent, isn't it? Kind of makes you think of the old Marlboro man, only instead of wearing a bolo, he's wearing a tie. Made of wood. Moving on. F

And on that bombshell... You know how when you walk for a while with your friends who have longer legs, you end up feeling like a dachshund, jogging to keep up? Now imagine doing that across Pangaea. And now imagine you're only a third the size of your neighbors on the taxonomic tree, the giant sauropods. That'd be a lot of jogging you'd have to do to keep up if you were a stegosaurus or an allosaurus. So we imagine the smaller Kimmeridgian dinosaurs tried to arrange more effective forms of transportation for themselves. Being airlifted by a flock of archaeopteryx might work, but a vehicle allows for independence. And when the dinosaurs needed a way to test the comparative speeds of various modes of transportation available to them in the late Jurassic period, they naturally turned to their tame covered lizard. Some say... A stegosaurus in The Stig's iconic white uniform and helmet graces the front of this charcoal grey, 100% cotton t-shirt. Oh, and also? Tire tracks.

Be the Doctor this Halloween (or all year!) There are three kinds of people who can wear this jacket. 1. Old professors with half-smoked pipes held precariously in their teeth as they consult faded, leather bound copies of lost apocrypha scribed by ancient (legend has it even headless) monks in dank cellars beneath castle keeps in lands faded by time. 2. Writers in movies, especially horror movies involving English teachers. We're not sure why, but this seems to be the jacket of choice for men about to uncover some heinous, misbegotten crime against life, usually in a cabin in the woods, all while working on the next Great American Novel. 3. Renegade timelords and the fans that adore them. By which we mean you. Here at ThinkGeek World Domination Headquarters, this fine jacket is the apparel of choice. We wear it in the streets of our local metropolis, while waving our sonic screwdrivers and making vague and unusual comments within earshot of visiting tourists. (Things like: "So t

What the High Council wears on casual Fridays You know the High Council of the Time Lords? Not exactly known for their fashion sense. They're big into lam?. Plus the floor-length robes with make mobility complicated. And they have that huge collar with the silly headpiece that makes it impossible to blend in. We can just hear Michael Kors intoning as one walks the runway, "She looks like she belongs in a Vegas church choir." We had the option to get this in a mustard yellow with a red print. It had a sort of all-over-condiment feel to it. The vendor who holds the license, fortunately, let us do it on something a bit more subdued. We opted for an ice grey with the Seal of Rassilon in a red reminiscent of the robes. The inscription around the seal reads, "High Council of the Time Lords ? Gallifrey - Kasterborous." 100% cotton.

We will now use our power of mind control to make you buy this shirt. (Is it working?) We only see one thing wrong with this awesome infographic shirt from our friends at Pop Chart Lab. And that is that if you buy it, you're going to have a lot of people staring at your chest for extended periods of time. Which is inconvenient if you're trying to get somewhere. But it could be entertaining if you're in line to see the latest Marvel flick or waiting to get into a panel at a con. Also, the shirt makes a great party game. "Name a superhero/villain whose main power is echolocation." *cover and then reveal appropriate section of shirt* Yeah, yeah. We know. That one was too easy. Just you wait. There are over 200 superbeings on this shirt. Pick your favorite. See if he or she is on here. Click the image to the left to see the detailed version, complete with Zzzax, whose superpower is to be the final entry on any list of supervillains. No, wait. It says "Generate & Manipulate Electrici

To cover your big warm fuzzy secret heart. This shirt is for coders like ours here at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ who embrace their monkey-ness. Who climb to the tops of the tallest trees to announce it to the world. Who go bananas for some good code. In terms of the Jargon File definition, we're talking about definitions 2 and 3. We dream of a day when 1 is no longer in use. code monkey: n A person only capable of grinding out code, but unable to perform the higher-primate tasks of software architecture, analysis, and design. Mildly insulting. Often applied to the most junior people on a programming team. Anyone who writes code for a living; a programmer. A self-deprecating way of denying responsibility for a management decision, or of complaining about having to live with such decisions. As in "Don't ask me why we need to write a compiler in COBOL, I'm just a code monkey." Of course, it's easy to embrace your simian side when your have Timmy as your mascot. More difficult fo

Did I mention the rhinos? According to Doctor Who, the Moon is a great place to launch an attack against Earth. The Daleks use it to hide their ship from the Eleventh Doctor. The Judoon use it so they can extradite suspects (ohai, Martha Jones! meet the Tenth Doctor). The Ice Warriors thought they'd invade using the T-Mat on the Moon, but the Second Doctor foiled their plans. And even we Earthlings stick a penal colony there for political prisoners that the Third Doctor gets shipped off to. But the enemy which gets the award for being the most determined to use the Moon against us has to be the Cybermen. The Second, Fourth, Sixth, and Seventh Doctors all had to address the Cybermen's obsession with the Moon. That earns them the participation ribbon for their efforts. Good going, silver dudes. But really. Don't do something bad with it. We're going to need to build a university there one day. A classic photo of the Apollo 15 mission edited (or was it?) to include the TARDIS on a

Tasty Toasty feet! Ever wake up in the morning and feel groggy and disoriented? Every morning? Don't worry, you're not alone. We'll admit to being zombies in the morning hours, which is probably why we schedule most of our important meetings for after lunch. As such, we thought it would be awesome to slip our feet into some Plush Zombie Slippers in the morning. If we're going to feel like zombies, we might as well dress the part, right? This pair of zombies is a little confused. Where are your brains again? Let them gently nom on your feet. Who knew being chewed on was so comfortable? Best of all, there's no right foot or left foot. Makes it easy to put 'em on in the morning when you have half a brain. Product Specifications Oversized plush slippers that look like zombie heads Let them nom on your feet while you walk Wear them when you're a half-awake zombie One size fits most

Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto Super7's Robot shirt is like a Rorschach test in two ways. You can ask folks what they see in the pattern (greygoo being the correct answer for sane people) and you can also ask them which robots they can identify to figure out what type of geeks they are. Which ones can YOU identify? The silhouettes of 20 different robots in grey on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Spoiler alert! Need help identifying the robots? (Drag your mouse across the below to highlight the text.) Starting with the middle top robot and working on the right side, clockwise, inward, we have: Maria from Metropolis V.I.N.C.E.N.T. from The Black Hole Twiki from Buck Rogers B.O.B. from The Black Hole Omnidroid from The Incredibles 1-Rover-1 from Battle of the Planets The Terminator from Terminator HAL 9000 from 2001 Classic Cylon Centurion from the original Battlestar Galactica Maximilian from The Black Hole The Robot from Lost in Space Robbie the Robot from Forbidden Planet Gort from The

Stop, drop, and roll. Our lawyers told us we had to add a disclaimer to this shirt's page. So here we go: The text of this shirt is not intended to encourage the wearer of this shirt or its readers to set things on fire. ThinkGeek shall not be liable for any loss or damage of whatever nature (direct, indirect, consequential, or other) whether arising in contract, tort or otherwise, which may arise as a result of your wearing of (or inability to wear) this shirt, or from your purchase of (or failure to purchase) the shirt from this site. Purchaser is solely responsible for the use of the shirt in any applications, including those of an experimental nature. But srsly, kids, please always have a responsible adult around when working with fire. Also, it never hurts to have a fire-escape plan and a fire extinguisher. Store them next to your zombie-escape plan and your zombie extinguisher (read: shotgun). "Non-flammable? Challenge accepted." in white ink on a black, 100% cotton t-shir

You've got Ed on you. Ed's the sort of guy who would have clicked to buy the Shirt Plate from our April Fool's collection. He has probably repurposed Pete's Roomba to carry around beer so eventually it bumps its way over to the couch (as long as they haven't left the front door open again... "Is that our Roomba in the neighbor's garden?"), and he can just reach down to make beer happen. And if Pete had survived the zombie onslaught, well, survived as a human, he wouldn't have bothered to wash the blood out of this shirt. I mean, it's a badge of honor. Proof of the battles he fought. Blah blah war wounds blah blah laundry blah blah. This is the officially-licensed version of Ed's "I Got Wood" shirt from Shaun of the Dead. Pre-stained with blood (aka red ink), it's basically a costume on its own. Which gives you more time to focus on the important things in life like Tekken 2.

What would you do with more time? "I mark the hours every one nor have I yet outrun the sun. My use and value unto you are gauged by what you have to do." - Inscription on Hermione's Time Turner What would you do if you had the ability to turn back time and have a few extra hours in your day? In no particular order, we would: play more video games, eat second breakfast, read more books, hang out with all of our friends that can't hang out with each other, play more video games, re-watch HBO's Game of Thrones while comparing the dialogue to the source material. You know, important things. This Time Turner won't actually turn time back. (Otherwise, we'd have to charge a lot more. And honestly, we probably wouldn't be selling it so much as using it ourselves.) It's an authentic recreation of Hermione's Time Turner pendant necklace from the movie Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Plated in 24 karat gold, the Time Turner features a working miniature hourglass and rotating inne

Ties are illogical Allow us to think like a Vulcan for a moment. We're not sure ties are logical. They do not aid in keeping your shirt fastened around your neck. They do not aid in covering your naked body. They are, in all ways of logical thinking, a completely illogical piece of clothing. So why do we have to wear them to work? Unfortunately, even your best Mr. Spock impression isn't going to convince your higher ups that you can go tie-less. So why not spiff up your tie the Starfleet way? This Rhodium plated sliding tie bar features the Starfleet insignia from The Original Series and will make even the most illogical tie look a little more classy. Product Specifications Tie clip for fans of Star Trek Rhodium plated sliding tie bar Officially licensed Star Trek collectible Dimensions: 2" x 3/8"

We <3 <3 redundant systems. When our vendor brought this to us, it read, "I <3 <3 Dr. Who." We love this vendor dearly, but they're just not Doctor Who fans. After T-Shirt Girl stopped seizing, she gave an in-depth discourse on the appropriate methods of addressing the good doctor. We explained that we would have accepted "I <3 <3 the Doctor" if we're talking about the person or "I <3 <3 Doctor Who" if we're talking about the show. They took it back to their artists and the BBC, and they went with this nice, logo-based design. We approve. And we're glad we don't have to dust off our lecture again. "I <3 <3 DW" (the logo in the shape of the TARDIS) in white and red ink on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt.

A novel concept. Our customers are thorough. Y'all are the sorts of people who will read the book, see the movie, and heatedly debate the merits of the two against each other. And, let's be honest, words rock. The book generally wins. Your own personal imagination trumps Michael Bay's any day. (Also, it generally involves fewer gratuitous explosions.) Using our highly scientific method of Google search results returned, we are relieved to see that the Internet agrees with us. We were a little concerned at first: search terms: movie was better = 2,210,000,000 results search terms: book was better = 2,040,000,000 results Oh wait. We're probably picking up references like "this movie was better than the last one." Let's refine that a little. search terms: "movie was better" + book = 754,000 results search terms: "book was better" + movie = 1,160,000 results That's more like it. We mentioned this was highly scientific, right? And by that we mean we used a Bunsen burner. Because it w

Welcome to Bacon U! Bacon University has a proud tradition of learning. On a crisp morning, you'll find all our students eager for Bacon. We have a world-renowned philosophy and pork studies program, but we don't always take ourselves so seriously -- we have been known to toss around the pigskin once in a while. We pride ourselves on our work in the community, curing. And we even have opportunities for the small fry. Remember our university motto: Bacon. Here for you. (Until you run out. And then, get more!) Bacon University's logo (okay, fine. it's just the word "bacon" in cursive) with a strip of bacon as the swoosh underline in all the colors of bacon on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Our screenprinter told us it made them hungry printing it, so it must be good.

Take a breather. One of the nicest things about working at ThinkGeek World Domination HQ (which you should totally do, BTW) is that you feel like you're in your atmosphere. We have geeks of all stripes, and there's never any apologizing for not catching the past weekend's football games (although we do have our share of sports geeks). The water cooler talk is Doctor Who and the latest scientific discoveries, what everybody's reading and our favorite Greasemonkey plugin. (Also, it should be noted that we don't have a water cooler, but we do have an endless supply of caffeine.) When you forget where your body is and trip on your own feet, coworkers are quick to acknowledge, "I did that yesterday!" (although they will probably Tweet about your incident first). All in all, it's a really comfortable place to be a geek. You never feel like you have to apologize for being different, because here different is what we value. This shirt is for those who breathe geek. It's got all sorts of