Sometimes you'll be writing a line of code, and it'll foil you at every turn. Whatever you try, nothing seems to work. It should be so obvious (and once you figure it out, it will have been). This is the moment when you need to embrace the maxim from this t-shirt. Let it provide you encouragement during those dark coding hours when all hope seems lost. Hopefully, it's all a misplaced parens. These things happen. while ( ! ( succeed = try() ) ); printed in white on a 100% cotton black t-shirt..

It's good to be a Hylian. You've got a benevolent monarchy that rules over a land formed by goddesses. You've got diverse landscape for all types -- woods, swamps, deserts, mountains. You have lakes and waterfalls for vacations. Temples for the religiously inclined. And a gorgeous castle. Yeah, it's good to be a Hylian. Except for the whole Imprisoning War bit. And the Twilit Invasion. And the flooding. But that's what you have a hero for. You wouldn't need a hero if everything was perfect. Be a card-carrying denizen of Hyrule (er, well, shirt-carrying) with this Crest of Hyrule tee. The image is distressed, as if you have been busy defending the kingdom in your spare time. The crest is printed in brown on a black 100% cotton t-shirt. The back has a small Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time logo..

This t-shirt instantly reminded us of playing the X-Men arcade game in our favorite local arcade. The sticky floors, the smell of Big League Chew, and the jingle of quarters in our pockets... it's all there in our memory. The X-Men game was huge because it supported up to six players at a time. We loved playing Wolverine because he had the Berserker Barrage as his Mutant Power, which sent him charging across the screen at Magneto, proving once and for all that he was not an X-chicken. Feeling nostalgic? The Konami X-Men game is available on both the App Store and Google Play (Android Market). tokidoki-ized Wolverine on this charcoal heather grey t-shirt. A tiny tokidoki x marvel logo is on the upper back. Note: The sizing on this shirt is significantly different than our standard sizing. Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 36 1/2 in. 38 1/2 in. 40 1/2 in. 43 in. 45 in. Waist 31 in. 33 in. 35 1/2 in. 37 1/2 in. 40 in..

"Here at ThinkGeek were just wishing for a fully playable guitar built into a t-shirt when along came the Pixie of ROCK... she wailed with face melting guitar solo and *POOF* there it was in our hands...The Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt. We turned on the mini amp, cranked the volume to 11 and started to rock. As the Pixie explained, the Electronic Guitar Shirt is incredibly easy to play because each button on the neck is a major chord. She went on to mention how you can play dozens of classic rock songs with very little skill. However she warned us never to use the Guitar Shirt for evil. Now you can purchase one of these fine Electronic Rock Guitar Shirts and get a little wearable ROCK magic for yourself. The Electronic Guitar Shirt is not a toy that plays pre-canned musical riffs, it is a real musical instrument that allows you to play your favorite songs and sound great doing it. All major chords are recorded from a real electric guitar. The included mini amp clips to your belt and ge

Basketball teams need their bad guys. Now, we ain't saying that you gotta rename yourself World Peace and then go elbowing somebody in the head be drawing Technical 2s, but sometimes it's necessary strategically to foul the other team. And you have to have a player who is good at that. A player who's been around, who has enough court sense to know when it's appropriate so that the coach doesn't even have to say it. This player knows; it just happens. And then your big players don't foul out. Your designated bad guy takes the fall, and if he revels in the role, he's even better for it. He thrives on the boos. He puts on the jersey and becomes the bad guy. Black basketball jersey in 100% polyester, athletic mesh. Back identifies the wearer as Venom. The bits where the image looks shiny and reflective? Those are actually grey ink screened on the jersey. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 40 in. 43 in. 45 in. 48 in. 52 in. Front Length(from where

To fully appreciate this amazing shirt and its vectors of vectors, you must activate your mind's time machine and go back to your favorite arcade, circa 1983. Grab your quarters because you're going to hop into the cockpit of the Star Wars arcade game and play Red Five, piloting his X-wing fighter in the fight against Darth Vader and his TIE fighters. Can you make the Death Star explode like a 4th of July fireworks show? And can you do it before your mom tells you you have to get home and do your homework? The fate of the universe hangs in the balance. Star Wars Arcade hand-screened on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt..

"After a long discussion, there were several options for the name of the Death Star's official baseball team. The Death Stars, Vader's Fist, Fightin' Helmets, and Droid Destroyers were among the final cut. Which is to say, there really weren't any good ideas. Finally, someone said, ""Why don't we just call ourselves the Troopers and go to the canteen for some penne arrabbiata?"" And so it was. This white baseball jersey with black details has Troopers in the swoosh font across the front with the number 77 (Star Wars release date) in black. On the lower right side there's a tone-on-tone Stormtrooper screened on the fabric. The sleeves feature black stripes and the Imperial logo on the left sleeve. The back has the number 77 huge in black. 60% cotton / 40% polyester. Turn inside-out to wash in cold water. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 36 in. 40 in. 44 in. 48 in. 52 in. Front Length(from where collar meets shoulder) 28 in. 28 1/2 in. 29 in.

Can you imagine a superhero baseball game? It would be so completely unfair. Let's take Spider-man for example. For starters, he'd be able to swing himself all over the field. Superhuman strength, speed, and agility? Yeah, he'd topple any human competition. And let's not even get into the witty commentary he could yell at the opposing team. This black baseball jersey with blue details has Spider-man in the swoosh font across the front with the number 62 (Amazing Fantasy #15) in grey. The sleeves feature blue stripes and a grey Spidey face on the left sleeve. The back has a Spider-Man logo in blue and black. 60% cotton / 40% polyester. Turn inside-out to wash in cold water. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 36 in. 40 in. 44 in. 48 in. 52 in. Front Length(from where collar meets shoulder) 28 in. 28 1/2 in. 29 in. 29 1/2 in. 30 in..

"There are few things as American as baseball and apple pie. And, of course, performance-enhancing drugs. Oh wait. That's not what we meant. What we meant to say was, ""And Captain America."" There we go. Much better. Few things as American as baseball, apple pie, and Captain America. After all, we can't really blame him for the Super-Soldier Serum. He agreed to them explicitly in order to serve his country. He literally took one for the team. Stepped up to the plate, as it were. We'll just stop now. This white baseball jersey with red details has Cap's shield embroidered on the front chest. The sleeves feature red stripes. On the lower right side there's a tone-on-tone Cap screened on the fabric. The back has ""Rogers"" emblazoned across the top in red, white, and blue and the number 41 (cover date for Captain America Comics #1 from Timely Comics) huge beneath. 60% cotton / 40% polyester. Turn inside-out to wash in cold water. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size

"Officially-licensed Fringe apparel! Fans will immediately recognize that this is not exactly the Alt Universe logo. It's missing the Department of Defense bit at the bottom. That's because the Warner Brothers lawyers were afraid you'd be mistaken for an actual Alt Universe Fringe Division agent if you wore this. *eyebrow* We argued that if you were, you'd have to give them your ShowMe at the very least to prove who you were. They didn't buy it, so we had to yank the Department of Defense text, but we still love the look of this logo. And we love that it's officially supporting a show we love. Alt Universe Fringe Division logo in gold and red on a black, 100% cotton t-shirt. Alt Universe Fringe Division logo in gold and red on a black, babydoll (fitted) shirt. Underneath it reads, ""Fringe: Imagine the Impossibilities."" Also, this has a custom Fringe necktag instead of the standard ThinkGeek one.".

"Why is it always when you've got one point left on your license that you gotta go save the universe? Why couldn't the universe need saving when you've had a good month and just hit up the garage for repairs? ""Have a good day,"" my butt. Some chick just literally fell from the sky into your car, and now the cops want her. We hate it when that happens, but for Korben Dallas, it's just Tuesday. Black, 100% cotton t-shirt reads ""Korben Dallas' Taxi Service New York"" with a picture of Korben's taxi and a suspiciously Leeloo-shaped hole in the roof.".

"We're totally going to show our age by doing this in this format, but here goes. (What? You already know we played Pong.) Clues given by celebrity partner Betty White, naturally: ""Hmm."" ""Burgers."" ""Tiddly-Winks."" ""A coin."" ""Your lid."" ""Angry Birds."" Things you flip! Is it Things You Flip?!? *cue audience applause and Pyramid theme music* What do you win? Why this looooovely Angry Birds shirt, sure to make you the envy of your friends and neighbors. This black, 100% cotton t-shirt features everybody's favorite, the red bird. And by ""win"" we mean you get to buy it. Cause we ain't giving it away. We got apps to pay for.".

"They wouldn't be able to trust us with a neuralyzer from MiB. (You know.... the ""flashy thing""?) We're awkward; we have too many moments in life where we'd request a do-over. Plus, here at ThinkGeek HQ we're a collection of perfectionists and folks with OCD. We'd spend half our life wiping folks and then redoing stuff until we got it just right. Basically, you'd never get any cool, new stuff on the site, because we'd all be walking around taking turns wiping out each other, repeatedly. *beeeewwwww* So, yes. I need to write some copy for the Men In Black shirt. You know, the things is, they wouldn't be able to trust us with a neuralyzer from MiB.... Galaxy Defenders logo, distressed, in orange on a navy blue, 100% cotton t-shirt.".

"It seems appropriate that one of the areas of the brain called out on this shirt is the putamen, which was implicated in recent studies in something called the ""hate circuit,"" an area of the bra.

This classic Onion tee is made from the finest cotton threads, in the finest factory, by the finest children. Dolphin-friendly. If you chuckled at that, this is probably the shirt for you. If you were offended, you probably don't need to bother ever visiting our favorite news site. Don't click that link. Not even a little. If you do, we can't be held responsible for any humor that might ensue. The Onion logo and tagline on a heather grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester t-shirt..

Here at ThinkGeek we were just wishing for a fully playable guitar built into a t-shirt when along came the Pixie of ROCK... she wailed with face melting guitar solo and *POOF* there it was in our hands...The Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt. We turned on the mini amp, cranked the volume to 11 and started to rock. As the Pixie explained, the Electronic Guitar Shirt is incredibly easy to play because each button on the neck is a major chord. She went on to mention how you can play dozens of classic rock songs with very little skill. However she warned us never to use the Guitar Shirt for evil, lest we are prepared to summon the Demon of Rock and duel to the death for musical supremacy. Now you can purchase one of these fine Electronic Rock Guitar Shirts and get a little wearable ROCK magic for yourself. The Electronic Guitar Shirt is not a toy that plays pre-canned musical riffs, it is a real musical instrument that allows you to play your favorite songs and sound great doing it. All power

There are all kinds of ways to carry your money nowadays - you can fold your bills into a leather pocket with your credit cards and ID stuffed inside. Alternatively, you can fold duct-tape together, or even use toughened paper. Nothing wrong with those methods of remuneration-management, but if you're one of the digerati - the high-tech masses that frequent stores like ThinkGeek, you may be after something more. You're like double-o English superspy: you're constantly surrounded by the highest-technology, and the finest style imaginable (assuming meh t-shirts count as style). Consequently, your personal accessories must reflect that maxim. You need to carry a wallet that's made of the newest modern materials, that's big enough to hold your money and all your cards, and looks as sharp and clean as a tuxedo jacket. The Dosh Tux wallet fits that need precisely! 6 slots for holding all your cards, and an aluminum moneyclip for all your folding cash. Slim, clean and stylish with that high-t

Sure, the Stormtroopers put a lot of shooters on the floor, but they never seem to hit the target. And their timing is all off. You gotta know when to take the shot. They probably need some intense one-on-one with the shooting coach, because, honestly, there's just no excuse for their percentage at the line. Hopefully in the off-season they'll work on that. Black and white basketball jersey in 100% polyester, athletic mesh. Back identifies the wearer as player Trooper 77. ('77 being a very good year for movies. But we don't have to tell you that.) Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL 2X Chest 40 in. 43 in. 45 in. 48 in. 52 in. Front Length(from where collar meets shoulder) 28 1/2 in. 29 1/2 in. 30 in. 31 1/2 in. 32 1/2 in..

"Everyone's brain is wired in a unique way. It's what makes you YOU. And your mind is our favorite part of you. It's what makes you our smart masses. So here at ThinkGeek HQ, we're all about embracing the differences in neurological configurations. Whether you are an autistic person or a ""neurotypical,"" you have ADHD, are bipolar, whoever you are, whatever unique configuration of neurons makes you you, we think you're pretty awesome, just the way you are (both the Bruno Mars and the Billy Joel versions). ""Neurodiversity"" with a brain for the ""o"" and a heart for the ""v"" in pink and white on a black, 50% cotton, 50% polyester kids' t-shirt. In April of 2012, 100% of the proceeds from this shirt were donated to ASAN, The Autistic Self Advocacy Network, a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization run by and for Autistic people. In addition, we're giving them $1 from each sale during May and June of 2012. Their mission statement: The Autistic Self Advocacy Network seeks to advance the princi

"Heisenberg was pretty certain about one thing: uncertainty. Incredibly simplified for comprehension by our merchant monkeys, Heisenberg figured out that as you measure a moving particle's position or momentum, you affect the other. In fact, the more accurately you measure one, the more you throw the other off. Now, in normal everyday activities, this doesn't really figure in. But on the quantum scale of the atom, these things are HUGE. We're pretty sure this shirt is currently in the warehouse, so we can't be certain about how quickly it's wending its way to your closet. Or, if you'd prefer, we can get you information on how quickly the shirt's moving toward your mailbox, but then we can't tell you where it is. Okay, well, that's not entirely true, because our t-shirts don't currently come in sub-atomic sizes. We can, however, tell you the probability that the electrons that make up this shirt are heading your way is far higher if you've actually ordered it than if you haven't. Black,

Unless you've recently been indicted by your local law enforcement, chances are slim that you've had to say the words 'No comment' to anybody (other than perhaps your psychiatrist). And isn't it really the case that by saying 'No comment' you are in fact making a comment? There are implications and assumptions that co-exist with folks that persistently maintain that they don't have a comment to make. Assumptions of guilt, intrigue and superiority mostly. Well here at ThinkGeek we think you should just take it easy for awhile and shut up. Stop telling folks so much. Focus inward. You'll accomplish far more on the computer that way. 100% cotton heavyweight black t-shirt with 'No Comment' quoted via common programming syntax for comments. Oh the irony..

The Dark Side gets all the cool toys. You come to the Dark Side, we can guarantee you a cape. You wanna use your powers to get into the movie theater for free? Cool with us. We provide excellent theme music for stalking through your lair. Oh, and don't forget: black is slimming, and it goes with everything. Power, strength, fashion sense, a great 401k, plus, we offer the ultimate prize -- cookies! Bet you didn't know the Sith Lords were a veritable cadre of Iron Chefs in the kitchen. By harnessing the power of the Dark Side, they've made these cookies well-nigh irresistible. Can't you almost smell the scent of fresh-baked cookies, wafting through the airlock.... Heavyweight 100% cotton black ladies' fitted t-shirt. But no milk. Milk promotes strong bones and a healthy body, and we don't need that crap..

"Whether you went to college or not (or ""university"" as you Europeeps are wont to call it), you can appreciate the desire to show support for your school. It doesn't matter if you want to put a sticker on your car, paint your chest with funny letters, or wear a furry animal suit at sporting events. If you love your school you'll find a way to show it. Well, we've teamed up with the fine folks over at STFUniversity to provide an outlet to show a little school spirit. STFU is our favorite institution, and though many of us attended other universities around the world, we're encouraging as many people as we can to embrace STFU and its ideals. Tuition is cheap at STFU, in fact it's free. There are no books to buy, and since there's no physical campus, you can study as little or as often as you like; though we think you'll find the more you immerse yourself in the STFU lifestyle, the happier and more fulfilled all our lives will be. 100% cotton, heavyweight t-shirt in Navy blue. ""STFU""

"Face it. You knew from the first time you climbed on the monkey bars that you were 98% Chimp. You could swing, screech, eat bananas... really all you needed were opposable toes and some additional body hair to make the picture complete. In the 1970s studies emerged comparing promising sequences of aligned human and chimpanzee DNA. The divergences were striking in their minimalism -- the differences due to base substitution came back under 2%. Aha. There's that opposable toe. Even today, with new technology and the entire chimpanzee genome mapped, the numbers run about the same. Unless you count indels. Which we don't. Don't get us wrong. We like indels. Heck. Just the way they put the word together makes us all misty for ""modem."" Indels, aka insertions and deletions of nucleotides in a protein sequence, make up an additional estimated 3% of differences between human and chimp genetics. They're common in non-coding regions of the DNA, bits where we're not quite sure what the DNA is d