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Remember when Goatsplosion toured and you were there? Remember when that goat came up from the floor like in Jurassic Park, only it exploded instead of getting eaten by a T-Rex? Remember when that lady in the audience did get eaten by a T-Rex? None of this happened, of course, because I made it all up, including the band, but now you can commemorate my lies with this incredible Goatsplosion tour shirt.male, female - adult$19.00 -
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Never again. Not after what happened last time.male, female - adult$18.50 -
Man, don't you feel like a friggin' GENIUS SCIENTIST when a recipe comes together the right way? You're the EINSTEIN OF POUNDCAKE. The NEWTON OF COOKIES. The CURIE OF RADIOACTIVE PIZZAS. Okay that last one was a bad analogy. But dang if baking ain't the tastiest science there is.male, female - adult$18.00 -
There are a lot of problems in this world. I don't have to tell you. Everybody has problems. If only there was something we could do. Some giant, smug spheroid of rock that we could take our frustrations out on. It'd be like breaking glass, except depending who you ask, it might interfere with everyone's menstrual cycles.male, female - adult$18.75 -
The ghost who was afraid of ghosts: ineffective, yet adorable. Inspired by Sam and Fuzzys most adorable adventure ever.male, female - adult$17.75 -
Just in time for father's day! Send your dad a subtle message about his lifestyle choices! Or maybe you are that dad!! Dad please slow down or your heart will melt from the sadness.male, female - adult$15.00 -
Are you the Kwisatz Haderach? You might be! Better safe than sorry, right? Might as well pick one of these t-shirts up and make sure the world knows you are a sci-fi messiah whose organic mental powers can bridge space and time. T-shirt guaranteed to make your name a killing word.male, female - adult$17.50 -
Recent studies show that giant squid feed almost exclusively on food-shaped vehicles that accidentally fall into the ocean. This is true! You can trust me.male, female - adult$18.50 -
Fictional elections deserve fictional candidates.male, female - adult$18.75 -
You have only 140 characters to live! CODE OR DIE: Yes that is a Commodore PET in the middle.male, female - adult$15.00 -
The dentist, he says Never Forget, or the Terrorists Win. They win YOUR TEETH. Right out of your skull! And the terrorists are tooth plaque.male, female - adult$15.00 -
Despite the proven safety record of air travel, no one can argue that it doesn't really make any sense that it can happen safely. I mean, you're flying in the air inside of like a metal bird with like a hundred miles of wires running through it. How is it not crashing? Stuff falls right? Especially big, heavy stuff? Anyway apparently it's really safe, and that's what this shirt is about.male, female - adult$18.25 -
We didn't invent the word "dang" but we've certainly been saying it at least once an hour since we could form sentences. "Dang" is pretty much perfect because while it isn't technically a cuss word, there's no mistaking what it means when you say it. In many communnities you can even say "God-Dang" and the average person won't get super duper freaked out. This was designed with a sharpie on paper, with the thinking that "what if John Wayne tried to do calligraphy as hard as he could." Classy but dignified. As seen in many iterations in the diary comic Over-Compensating.male, female - adult$18.00 -
There once was a man named Charles Darwin, who was always trying to kick a football this girl was holding but every time he tried, the girl would yank the away and ol' Charles Darwin would go flyin' through the air like a cannoli. Charles got so fed up one day he went sailing around the ocean and invented evolution as a way to get back at the girl, by making her think she was related to monkeys, heh heh. Much to everyone's surprise, the story turned out to be true! Charles Darwin: A Good Man. Based upon this comic strip by Aaron Diaz for Hark! A Vagrant.male, female - adult$18.75 -
Dolphins don't need thumbs for revenge.male, female - adult$19.00 -
Ford's Theatre, April 14, 1865. Assassination? Self-defense? Will we ever truly know?male, female - adult$18.50 -
It's a situation all too familiar. Your parents taught you how to walk, eat, drive and in most respects fend for yourself -- with one key exception. They never taught you Arabic. This shirt reads Ahli maa alamooni arabi -- My parents never taught me Arabic. The writing is by master Arabic calligrapher M.J. Alhabeeb from a concept by David Malki. For the curious, the non-calligraphic version of the text is:male, female - adult$19.00 -
Not only are you a ninja, you have crafted your body into a fighting machine. A fighting machine powered by delicious, chocolatey snacks. You are one of the rare ones... with a "Mind of a Ninja, Body of a Manatee." Based on this strip, this shirt celebrates those of us who, like the ninja, stealthily attack the fridge...AND LIFE.male, female - adult$18.25 -
They bark like a car alarm goin' off at 3 AM. Their lungs sound like an asthmatic jogger in a Beijing smog. And they move like they've had 48 more espressos than a dog should. They're pugs: The dogs that prove breeding can make massive mistakes... and still create awesome dogs.male, female - adult$18.25 -
Science has proved, beyond doubt, that there is no luckier animal on the planet than the standard duck. They can fly, walk, swim, swim *underwater*. You try those four, and see how far you get. But! You can tap into their awesomeness with a shirt that says "I may not be able to fly, but my hopes and dreams can. MY HOPES AND DREAMS CAN." (Note: Don't actually say that to anyone. It's kinda a ridiculous statement.)male, female - adult$18.25 -
These ninjas are extremely stealthy, hiding in plain sight, black ink on a black shirt (image contrast enhanced here to allow you to see their stealthiness). Only the whites of their eyes give them away. Stealthed Goats logo on sleeve.male, female - adult$18.00 -
The Most Serious Battle of All Time. For billions of years the war has raged between Unicorn and Wolf-man. And it will continue until the end of the Universe.male, female - adult$18.50 -
MENS 2XL AND LADIES T-SHIRTS ARE $2 MORE. 3XL IS $3 MORE. Why isn't this shirt hanging in the Louvre?male, female - adult$17.50
