Do you ever feel the compulsive need to scream out BAZINGA? You know events like getting pulled over or calling off from work. BAZINGA! I do it all the time...I kind of invented a pig latin based language that ends everything in 'ZINGA!' Needlessly to say my fellow co-workers here don't care very much for this brand of very specific insanity. I bet you empathize though. You watch the Big Bang Theory every day...just like me! Speaking of check out this absolutely great 100% cotton Big Bang Theory Bazinga! Group Juniors T-Shirt which features the illustrious cast of the mega smash TV hit the Big Bang Theory! BAZINGA!!!!!!!!

DC Comics Scarlet Speedster AKA the Flash isn't really as fast as they make him out to be. He's actually pretty slow; but he uses a combination of smoke lights psycotropes and Jeremy Irons to make him appear to be the very focal point of the Speed Force. Really he didn't need those first three but just Jeremy Irons there to get the job down. That guy is serious business. I think I may have had too much coffee and too many descriptions involving the Speed Force and the Flash. See? Jeremy Irons solves everything. Any-who this great 50% cotton 50% polyester Flash "I'm Coming!" Heather Red Junkfood T-Shirt comes from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food meaning that this shirt has that awesome vintage style and extremely soft material made famous by those fellas at Junk Food. It also means that this shirt has a limited quantity so get this or Jeremy Irons won't be pleased.

Made from 100% Cotton we have this soft navy blue t-shirt featuring a purposely distressed Fantastic Four symbol! It's the Fantastic Four! They're fortifying weaker dimensional membranes with Vitamin FF! Thanks FF! Remember that time 15 adolescent Celestials showed up at Earth's doorstep demanding tickets to Wicked? It's off Broadway now so...it shouldn't be too hard right? Guess Wicked is all the rage among pre-teen techo-organic space deities. Anyway yeah the Fantastic Four showed up Mr Fantastic started speaking through something the size of the Eiffel Tower in a language that sounded more like white noise than actual spoken words and... Wicked added another showing on the moon a week from Tuesday! Anyway cool old school t-shirt produced with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer then the average tee!

Here we have good ol Barry Allen in a vintage 100% cotton t-shirt from quality t-shirt maker Junk Food! This Flash Classic Grey Junk Food T-Shirt is immensely soft and has that old school retro look that Junk Food has become popular for! Barry Allen is one of the masters of the Speed Force...or is he the Speed Force? I'm not quite sure....infernal predestination paradoxes! Speaking of that The Flash Classic Grey Junk Food T-Shirt went back in time to meet the people at Junk Food...the business guys over there really appreciated the Flash Classic Grey Junk Food T-Shirt so they decided to make a bunch of copies of them! Hey like shirt like character! Is that a phrase? Sure why not!

Made from 100% cotton this soft navy blue t-shirt features an image of the Fantastic Four as if rendered by a master of the Minimalist school of art. Yeah certainly not a lot of detail here but the broad strokes tell the tale! It's the Thing's rugged rocky...bulk! It's the Invisible Woman in dissipating white! It's the blue overly lanky....lankiness of Mister Fantastic! It's the fiery streaking form of the Human Torch! Together they're...the Fantastic Four! Anyway interesting FF T-Shirt produced with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt!

Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt features an image of Ghost Rider's moderately inflamed noggin! Yep it's Ghost Rider. Yep his head's a skull and it's on fire. All the time. Yep. Oh if you're a baddie he throws chains in your general direction or drives his extremely loud equally fiery hog up and down your street until the police escort him back to the shelter or he runs out of gas. Anyway it's Ghost Rider and he's here for vengeance. And really any degree of vengeance will do.This Ghost Rider t-shirt is produced with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average tee!

Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt features a purposely distressed yellow and blue X-Men symbol! The X-Men are individuals affected by a sudden inexplicable leap in evolution. Individuals sought out by one Professor Charles Xavier as he prepares to defend this newly expressed genetic anomaly from those who misunderstand it seek to control it or...fear the ever lovin' #### out of it! Yeah. Anyway cool old school X-Men t-shirt produced with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt. Think of "30 Single" as being comparable to the X-Factor. Yeah think of it like that.

Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt features a classic image of Thor rendered in pseudo-pastel highlights lit by the billowing electrical fire summoned by the mighty Mjolnir and forming the word "AWESOME." Because Thor....is awesome. He's awesome because....he can breathe in space apparently. He's awesome because he can push a mountain into the sun. He's awesome because as powerful as he is he prefers building classic car models to pushing mountains into the sun. Didn't know that did you? Anyway cool Thor t-shirt produced with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt!

Made from 100% Cotton this soft silver-colored t-shirt features a purposely distressed Xavier Institute symbol! The Xavier Institute is the rumored headquarters of that militant team of pro-mutant activists the X-Men. Yup. I also hear it's where those mutant people go when they...uh...turn into mutants. Yup. Although between you and me that's on the hush-hush. It's supposed to be a regular prep-school but....well there are a heck of a lot of unusual rumors circulating and...explosions. Lots and lots of explosions. Anyway cool t-shirt produced with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt!

Made from 100% Cotton this soft silver colored t-shirt features an extremely pixilated iteration of the original Uncanny X-Men! Yes this heavy pixilation was pretty much the standard for video game graphics when the X-Men made their first handful of public appearances. Why I remember playing Pitfall the day the X-Men fought about 75 Sentinels (that looked a lot more...wooden) in Fleetwood PA. The explosions scared the livin' @#$% outta' me! Anyway that was back when Iceman looked like a snowman. It was...laughable. Anyway cool X-Men t-shirt produced on a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt!

Made from 100% Cotton this soft white t-shirt features an image of Deadpool the notoriously talkative assassin strutting his...uh...stuff. Yeah his..uh...stuff. Because Deadpool needs to feel attractive. Because Deapool wants to feel wanted. Because underneath that scarred heavily experimented upon skin there beats a human heart. Please realize that Deadpool is just as capable of feeling and expressing love as...a tank rolling over chickens. Almost had you going there didn't he? Yeah cool Deadpool t-shirt produced with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt.

Made from 100% Cotton this soft white t-shirt features a classic image of Cyclops straight-laced leader of the X-Men blasting the hell out of stuff along with the accompanying appropriate denoted sounds of said blasting! If you ever wondered what a laser sounds like when it's generated from your brain and catapulted from your eyes...well wonder no more. Anyway yeah...it's Cyclops. He's a pretty focused intense individual with little to no sense of humor. Thankfully he knows how to keep Wolverine from killing innocent bystanders. That's something at least. Oh and this X-Men T-Shirt is made with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average tee!

Made from 100% Cotton this soft light gray t-shirt features a purposely distressed Punisher skull symbol! The Punisher aka Frank Castle has had it. He has absolutely HAD IT! He's had it with you your wife beating Uncle Rick your crystal-meth manufacturing cousin Shawna and your Crack-pushing Step Brother Kenny "C-Light" Smith. Your family is finished. Finished. He's probably going to kill you. With an inordinate amount of rounds and hardware. Yup. Anyway cool Punisher t-shirt produced with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt!

Made from 100% Cotton this soft red t-shirt features the Spiderman mask rendered in the inimitable artistic style of legendary artist Todd McFarlane! You can see it in the eyes baby! Anyway when Todd McFarlane started drawing Spiderman people really took notice. Those dynamic extremely exaggerated positions Spiderman would find himself in while swinging webbing etc...? Let's just say this distinct approach to movement appropriately translated the expression of Spiderman's spider-based power set. It's was...mind blowing to say the least. Anyway cool tribute to an artist and his game-changing approach on a t-shirt produced with a a higher 30 Single thread count! Oh that's what makes it softer than the average t-shirt. The 30 Single thing I mean.

Made from 100% Cotton this soft silver-colored t-shirt features an image of the Fantastic Four pixilated severely; as if playable characters from an Intellivision video game! You remember Intellivision right? Intellivision was the home video gaming system released shortly after the Atari 2600! It was...only slightly better. I swear I saw the FF show up in Pitfall. Or...maybe this was an image of the real Fantastic Four when they were ACTUALLY PROJECTED INTO A VIDEO GAME! Trust me; I'm sure that happened on at least 10 or more occasions. Anyway...cool FF T-Shirt produced with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt!

Made from 100% Cotton this soft blue t-shirt features a classic image of Thor Marvel Comic's god of thunder holding his mighty....er....his mighty...uh....Uru...uh...the mighty Boom Box Brundlebjorne! Yes the divine Brundlebjorne; Boom Box of the gods! Press the play button and prepare to be smitten by the sacred rap music of the Heidlegrong Boys! These godly "playahs" are known throughout the Nine Realms as..."hip." Of course they reside in what's considered to be the East Coast of the World Tree locked in an eons-long feud with Storm Maker Papa G and the Plains Giants of Yggdrasil's "West Coast." With no peace to be had between either "coast" all a god can do is enjoy the beats and dodge the drive-by's.Oh and this Thor t-shirt is made with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt!

Made from 100% Cotton this soft red t-shirt features a classic purposely distressed image of Spiderman swinging above the denoted proclamation stating that he's....somewhat extraordinary. Okay it says "I'm Kinda Amazing." But I haveta tell ya'...this is so NOT Spiderman. Really the guy craps on himself on a regular basis. You ever wonder why you felt a drop of rain on an obviously sunny day? That's Spiderman crying like a girl-scout on fire while he swings over your neighborhood. Ugh. Oh I guess you could say the proclamation refers to the actual T-shirt wearer. Yeah that would make more sense. Anyway cool t-shirt produced with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average tee!

Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt features an amazing Deadpool illustration rendered by artist Dave Wilkins! Yes it's the same image adorning our junior-womens' version of the t-shirt. Yup. So...It's Deadpool. He's...the Merc with the Mouth! Yup he talks a lot and...stabs a lot. A lot. Oh and then he talks some more. Sometimes...sometimes he's even funny. Sometimes. Ooooooo! Shiny blade! Anyway this Deadpool t-shirt is produced with a higher 30 Single thread count making if softer than the average tee!

Made from 100% Cotton this soft green t-shirt features the yellow Hydra symbol! Hydra is the name of an organization created by super-evil especially eccentric Nazis with one goal: To kick the crap out of liberty and push morality to the curb with experimental technology and terror-based tactics! They dress up like....hydras I guess....and do their darndest to spread chaos throughout the Marvel Universe. You wanna' see Captain America get salty you tell him Hydra just blew up another Pre-school. Well ancient Nordic artifacts of power happened to be buried under the school but...they still offed a bunch of kids! Anyway cool t-shirt showing off the proper symbology of one of Marvel's more organized insidious organizations. Oh and this Hydra t-shirt is produced with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer then the average tee!

Made from 100% Cotton this soft red t-shirt features a minimally rendered Professor X progenitor of the X-Men kicking excitedly in his chair and possibly projecting a focused rippling of psychic hoo-doo! Yup! Anyway Professor X carries the "X-Gene." He has the ability to read your thoughts mediate your memories or estrange your anger! He's Professor X and he knows you better than you know yourself! And if you piss him off? He'll call on like1300 mutants wearing "X" belt buckles to kick you in the kidneys until you take down that poster; the one with a Sentinel carrying the American flag! Anyway cool X-Men t-shirt produced with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt!

Made from 100% Cotton this soft royal blue t-shirt features a classic image of Marvel Comics' Sorcerer Supreme Dr Strange positioned upon a circle of arcane protection casting all manner of defensive magical membranes out into the mystical ether! Yup. Dr Strange has successfully vanquished the 9 Demon Brothers of Argerrtaaaaahg taking up residence in your closet. He was able to remove the Stink of Gispaaaaargh possessing the soles of your baseball cleats. He also managed to find your car keys and the missing button from your favorite t-shirt! Thanks Doctor Strange!Anyway cool Dr Strange T-shirt produced with a higher hex-resistant 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average tee!

Made from 100% Cotton this blue soft t-shirt features a purposely distressed SHIELD symbol! SHIELD is an acronym that stands for Super-Hero Inquisition...Epsilon...uh...Liquidation Defraction. Yup. Anyway they're the United Nations' preeminent highly classified technologically superior task force responsible for...managing crazy on a global scale. Yup. Juggernaut punching school buses into....other school buses? Send in SHIELD (although make sure agent McCanterberry recruits Thor first). Anyway cool t-shirt produced with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt!

Made from 100% Cotton this soft white t-shirt features an image of Captain America standing proudly in front of his usual patriotic color scheme. It's red white and blue all the way for Captain America baby! There ain't no "Commie" pink on this t-shirt friends. Well I guess if the red fades...Anyway yeah it's Captain America and...and these colors don't bleed baby! Yeah! Ever see Cap punch a man in the face for no apparent reason? Yeah? And why? Because that man....that man was a Nazi sympathizer! How did Cap know? He didn't...but the ghost of Theodore Roosevelt never lies! Anyway cool Captain America t-shirt produced with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt!

Made from 100% Cotton this soft nearly turquoise-blue t-shirt features a faded image of the X-Men's resident genius of a more bestial nature....the Beast! And it looks like Jim Lee may have had a hand in rendering said image! Oh and Beast is absolutely the poster boy for mutation! His outward appearance and biology may be different but he's still a freakin' human being deserving of the same inalienable rights granted to all members of humanity! And....he's not ashamed of his unique genetic expression. No way Jose. It's a freakin' gift; the next step in mankind's evolution. This my friends is nature. No amount of fear or prejudice can curb it's propulsive paradigm shifting!Oh and this X-Men Beast t-shirt is produced with a higher 30 Single thread count; a "mutation" of the fabric if you will allowing for a softer than average t-shirt!