Teenormous T-shirts

Made from 100% Algodon...er cotton we have the X-Men Youth Warriors by David Finch T-Shirt! This black T-Shirt features the X-Men illustrated by hot comic book-superstar-genius-dynamo- super-plus cat David Finch! And look even Cable looks cool! This is a portrait of the X-Men drawn right around the time when Jean Gray ....now wait what the hell is SHE doing there!? Just let her go Scott! Give up the ghost my X-Men!

It gets cold while running at sub-warp speeds! Just ask the Flash...he knows! Why else would you bother to wear a full body suit like that? It certainly isn't for breathe-ability! It is more like a giant wind breaker. That red color of his also helps to absorb the infrared light spectrum warming him just a few degrees. Of course the Flash got to kick all of that to the curb for 24 hours when he was deputized a Blue Lantern by Saint Walker himself! Hey they had a lot of zombies to deal with....super charged zombies. Super speed might not have been enough but the blue light of Hope makes a perfect supplement for the Scarlet Speedster. I'm sure the Flash was jealous of all of those neat things Hal Jordan could do so now it is the Flash's turn. We know you love the Flash we know you love the Blackest Night so why don't you just combine your love of both of those things into some weird human centipede like 90% cotton 10% polyester amalgamation....the Blue Lantern Flash Hoodie! Ok so it isn'

Look it is the Flash! No....wait...Shazam.....Mage? Oh wait total swing and a miss and I've committed one of the fundamental comic taboos! I've mistaken the red and white exclamation point symbol for one of the DC characters. Poor Madman. Always getting the beat end of the stick. First he dies in a car accident and gets stitched back together and later has to deal with not only aliens but being switched over into Superman's universe by Mr. Mxyzptlk. Well at least he has the persona and costume to be called 'Madman'. I know I sure wouldn't want to mess with him! Made of 90% cotton and 10% polyester this hoodie will protect you from mutant street beatniks and black widow females.

Death has a kind of quirky way of dramatically reshuffling one's priorities! You may have had the perfect plan; make it a couple more months get that raise go on a cruise to somewhere warm! Then that pesky death thing happens. Probably sacrificed yourself during the Crisis of Infinite Earths to save everybody. Or maybe you got shot during a trapeze act or maybe you used your own life to restart the sun! Either way those touched by death and raised by the White Light of the Brightest Day are tasked with something very specific though almost entirely unknown to the user. Now that I think about it The White Light likes to play games on people and watch the outcome or maybe the outcome is known from the start. Damn emotional spectrum and sentient feelings. Do they know or even care or is the finality of this story already known? At least with this 90% cotton 10% polyester hoodie you can rock out to the Brightest Day too! We don't have to deal with zombies...that would make a pretty bright

Made from 100% cotton here's a soft cream-colored t-shirt cut for junior-women featuring a classic image of Thor exchanging godly saliva with a very lucky mortal maiden! This image is an absolute classic taken from a vintage issue of the Thor comic book from Marvel comics! And look! It's Thor! Kissing! This Thor t-shirt is a juniors-cut woman's t-shirt featuring old-timey Thor kissing like Betty Page or someone. She calms the fury in his soul!

Tired of Chess? Sick of Candyland? Nobody wants to play Battleship? Well get yourself a wee bit of the Tron and crush your friends in a surreal grid world! It is like that snake game on the fancy cell phones but instead of playing yourself you are playing somebody else! I hope one of these days that they invent some virtual reality games like they have in Tron. After crushing your 'frienemies' with your groovy Light Cycle it is on to the giant floaty destroyer thing. Did they ever give that thing an official name? Oh well guess you really don't need a name when you can just plow over buildings like that. Of course that this 100% cotton 30 single t-shirt is not about those things it is about those super-fly Light Cycles! 30 Single means that is way softer than a normal t-shirt much like the difference between a motorcycle and a light cycle. I wonder what kind of license you would need to drive one of those baddies...

You guys wonder if the 'games' involving Light Cycles have like a start up sequence? It is like a race...they all line up and anxiously await the sounding of a siren marking the start of the games! I think this is the part I would excel the best in. Instead of zooming around making impassable walls of hard light I would obnoxiously make VRROOOOOM sound effects loud enough so that my competitors may hear. You do that long enough and loud enough and they'll know you're absolutely batty. That is where the strategy comes in you see. If they think you are out of your mind you obviously won't flinch during a game of Tron Chicken. You don't know what you're doing so why would you swerve first? They'll all avoid you and you'll win! I think that's how Tron: Legacy started and ended. I think. This is a great 100% cotton glow in the dark 30 single t-shirt featuring a wireframe Light Cycle and the Tron Legacy logo! 30 Single means that this t-shirt is way softer than what they can even conceive in

You know what mesh does to apparel items? It ramps the coolness factor up by like a thousand and that gets even greater if you're in an area that gets hot from time to time. I think mesh works like primeval scale mail allowing your mighty armor to deflect minor projectiles launched by cowardly archers. Nah wait that's not it. Well maybe mesh is for speed holes...for making your car go faster! I think that worked on the Simpsons....right? If it works on cartoons there has to be some sort real life equivalency! Take Superman for example. He taught us all how to be a big blue boyscout. He showed us the way and here's our chance to follow it! Where was I again? Yes Mesh symbols. Since we've been talking about Superman might as well let these conversations merge and become one righteous 100% cotton t-shirt! You guys hear an angelic choir when you look at this Superman Mesh Symbol T-Shirt too?

Supergirl what are you doing! You can get any guy you want and you're making out with gang lords? Oh what has happened my sweet little thing. And I always hear that girls want nice guys...guess Supergirl is proving that statement wrong! If a super heroine can get down with the rogue elements then there are is no hope for the nice guys. Oh well! I have no idea what the plotline of the "Gang Lords'" arc is but I'm sure it it some sort of love triangle. Love triangles always ruin everything! So remember ladies be careful of who you love and who you shoot down. Gang wars are never a good thing. This absolutely perfect t-shirt comes from epic producer Trunk meaning that is extremely soft and very ornate! This shirt is 100% cotton meaning that it'll keep you nice and cool as you watch boys destroy each other for your affection.

Made from 100% Cotton this navy blue t-shirt features a very slightly distressed image of Mighty Mouse in the midst of his Planet Cheese advertisement campaign. If Superman can create a freakin' successful restaurant franchise than you damn well better believe Mighty Mouse can make a go of it. Of course one really must be partial to cheese seeing as the menu is really only 99% cheese wedges and like 3 kinds of Coke. You a fan of Mighty Mouse? You...uh...like going out to eat cheese? Good. Now show your support for the first Mighty Mouse themed and approved restaurant with this Planet Cheese T-Shirt!

Made from 100% Cotton this navy blue t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of Mighty Mouse flying in font of (or dragging behind him) his very own Mighty Mouse logo! Obviously dragging one's logo with you everywhere you go is quite inconvenient so I can understand the frustrated expression painted across the Mighty one's face. Yeah he seems a little...moodier than usual. This will probably result in me feeling sorry for a lot of cats.You a fan of Mighty Mouse? You cheer and jump up and down like a maniac when he turns cats into whiskery croutons in the midst of a dozen sonic booms? Yeah? Well then you should really purchase this t-shirt. It would be a sensible purchase I'm sure.

Made from 100% Cotton t-shirt this soft black t-shirt features a giant thick screen-printed image of Spiderman's excitable cranium as he expresses surprise due to an unexpected surge of Spider Sense! Perhaps he sensed the toilet seat being left in the upright position? Never mind. This image of Spiderman is rendered in soft fluorescent colors that may or may not react to the aura of a black light. Ask your father.This is a high quality unique big-print tee made from a higher 30 Single thread count making this Spiderman tee softer than the average t-shirt!

Made from 100% cotton this white t-shirt features an image of Superman's cousin from the chest-up Power girl resplendently rendered by artist extraordinaire Adam Hughes! Oh I should have mentioned that she's the cousin of Earth 2 Superman. That's right Power Girl is one of the few survivors from a parallel world who thankfully managed to....uh...swim her way across the ..uh....stormy membrane of the multiverse successfully arriving at DC's New Earth proper! Power Girl is pretty tough and pretty damned determined and well a very comely lady with big round hypnotizing.....eyes. What? You were expecting me to end with something else? Teh. Dirty-bird.

I wonder what it is like to walk around with an assault rifle for a leg. I know getting through the airport has to be a real P.I.T.A. Or going to a the grocery store. Or trying to see your kids' little play at school. Though inversely you could probably go somewhere and be given instant respect. A monster truck rally. Zombie training camps. Rap concerts. Black Friday Shopping. Those are places where you want a leg to be a weapon because it commands respect and authority. This unique 100% cotton shirt shows off our titular character of Planet Terror one of the movies in 'Grindhouse'. That leg is good for killing 'sickos' let me tell you what.

Made from 100% Cotton this silver t-shirt features a very slightly faded very classic image of Speed Racer posing in motion in front of the highly vaunted Mach 5! Oh and then there's that rip in space-time displaying what may or may not be..uh....Anti-Matter Universe Speed Racer attempting to cross into our...more positively charged...uh...universe. Yeah that's it. Anti-Matter Speed is kind of a @##$%$%-head so I really hope his atoms scatter the second he makes contact with Positive Speed. Anyway this Speed Racer t-shirt is absolutely for you Speed Racer enthusiast!

Made from 100% Cotton this yellow juniors-cut woman's t-shirt features classic illustrations of Spiderman looking all over the damn place for...you maybe? And check out that soft fluorescent-like coloration! Makes you want to hold it up to a black light and hum "Smoke on the Water" to yourself. Possibly. This is a unique soft high quality junior-womens t-shirt with images of Spiderman failing to save anyone at all torn right from the classic comics!

Spiderman and Ironman started off as pen pals but after playing several games of Call of Duty together they became best friends. Well not really because they seem to have completely opposite personalities. Sure Ironman took Spiderman under his wing during the Civil War but that's probably where the similarities stop. Ironman is a hard drinking ladies man while Spiderman is an emo-loner-jokester. Suppose they could bond on the issue of being completely out of their minds with a taste for self destruction. Maybe the first issue of Spiderman/ Ironman can be them going to group therapy...it always seems to help! With 100% cotton and a 30 thread count this t-shirt features a purposely distressed image and is about as soft as they come. Features Ironman and Spiderman eager to find some anti-crazy medication.

You can run but you can't hide from Spiderman! Well suppose it could be a lot worse if he had more traits of a spider. Most spiders don't swing around and make quips about their targets. However imagine if Spiderman would catch a criminal and spin him into a web - only later to feast on his innards! Spiderman is the illegitimate son of Shelob from Lords of the Rings so we really shouldn't make fun of him as much as we do. 100% cotton 30 single military green and featuring a retro kind of look this Spiderman You Can Run T-Shirt is sure to impress little old ladies and cute red heads. Guess now isn't the best time to admit that I am arachnophobic.

Made from 100% Cotton this black juniors-cut woman's t-shirt features a giant print of Spiderman's honkin' cranium along with the unexpected realization that his patented Spider Sense is indeed tingling! How do I know it's tingling? Well the wavy lines emanating from Spiderman's head and the fact that he's pretty much announcing it. To everyone. And check out the soft fluorescent coloration that may or may not be affected by a black light! Yes this Spiderman t-shirt is exactly like our Spiderman "Hold it" tee except well it's for the ladies. And yes ladies we know you like Spiderman. He's pretty much your type. Y'know self absorbed; paralyzed by responsibility; maybe he has a few unique abilities but they only end up hurting the ones he loves...hint-hint. Awwww y'know I'm just givin' you ladies the business. You'll still buy the t-shirt right? Right?? Put down the candelabra please.

Ah Bleach. I tend to get like 3 hour chunks of that show when I go over to my best friend's house. He has a bit to drink and then heaven help me he has to turn on the Bleach. My knowledge of the series is fairly limited and I've given all of the characters their own nicknames to be able to keep up. I also come up with names for their abilities. That one part where Ichigo goes berserk (he tends to do that a lot from what I can tell) I refer to as going 'Red Lantern'. Hey I have to compare it to things I understand mmmmmkay? There is also Chill Captain the Dude his best buddy Whitey No-Nonsense Ninja Lady Old Man Firebug Frosty the Little Kid and his girlfriend Needs-a-Bigger-Shirt and of course we can't forget about Red Head-Who-Every-One-Has-The-Hots-For. Anime such a test of creativity and memory skills! Like you some Ichigo? Waiting with bated breath for the climax of the fight between Ichigo and _______(fill in the blank no spoilers!)? Well get you some of this 100% cotton t-shirt f

Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt features a classic Jack Kirby illustrated Captain America colored in hues that may or may not be affected by the 'ole black light. We haven't tried it so we're not making any guarantees but...whooooa dude. Anyway this unique high quality tee shows Cap successfully reaching "phase one" of ...whatever plan includes a swift beat-down of any and all enemy agents...which thankfully is every plan. This Captain America t-shirt is a 30 Single tee made with a higher thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt!

Made from 100% cotton this black t-shirt features an image of Captain America during his involvement in WWII rendered in that hyper-real uber-dynamic style that is the patented Bryan Hitch technique! When Cap fought in WWII he wasn't handing out war bonds or chatting it up about his favorite big bands. Nope. When Captain America took to the battlefield he threw Nazi's under tanks jumped over the aforementioned tanks and ground his shield through Nazi ribcages. Yep. It was something all right. I remember Pop-Pop telling me his platoon kept laughing at Cap the whole time they were on the hovercraft. They stopped laughing when the doors dropped and Cap threw one of the more insufferable soldiers 50 miles into the nearest German machine-gun nest. That's when Pop-Pop got the autograph.

Made from 100% Cotton this red white and blue tie-dye treated t-shirt features a giant honkin' print of Captain America's incensed cranium over the blotted psychedelia of said tie-dye treated t-shirt! Captain America wasn't too fond of the Hippie movement; all that psychotropic experimentation and that crazy melt-in-your-mouth Rock and Roll. But when he discovered it was only an expression of Freedom the very virtue that defined his struggle he realized that social deviation wasn't always socially destructive.This Captain America tee is a high quality unique one-of-a-freakin'-kind t-shirt featuring Cap's head and a bit of the American Flag design-sense rendered in the hues and wrapping coloration that's just good 'ole America tie-dye!

Made from 100% Cotton we have a black t-shirt featuring a particularly poignant scene taken straight from the pages of the hit Green Lantern mini-series Blackest Night! That's right baby. This is when sentient Death resurrected the shell of not-really-Batman who in turn ejected a dozen black rings from his very...gamy....husk transforming those who had previously visited Death's realm into servants of the Black Lantern! Oh and that's not the best part. The best part here my friends is that this awesome Blackest Night T-shirt comes packaged in a collectible tin box! You're welcome!The tin box measures 5" across 2.5" wide and 8" high also adorned with panels from the aforementioned seminal scene involving un-Batman's surprise reappearance! You like Green Lantern? You like the freakin' Blackest Night? You like it when recently thought-to-be-dead compatriots jump the hell out of their own grave and spit gooey black jewelry at you without first asking for your ring size? You like cool t-shi