Teenormous T-shirts

Made of 100% cotton and pure 100% liberty/ freedom this Captain America Sublimated Action T-Shirt is absolutely essential for any of the Cap's fans! Features an awesome all over print on one side while the other side carries the mighty crest of Steve Rogers - Super Solider. Guess we aren't supposed to call him Captain America anymore but old habits die hard. Would be like if we just called Batman 'Bruce Wayne - The Dark Knight'. Maybe that sniper was such a good shot that he blasted away the title? Guess we'll never know. This full print Captain America tee is a high quality belt-printed tee. Any perceived imperfections are intrinsic and characteristic of the Belt Print Technique. This means...each tee is slightly unique making each one...the only one...hence the higher price tag.

I sometimes run around this place screaming "CAPTAIN ERRRRRRRMERICA!" The louder longer and more raspy I can do it the more entertaining it is to everybody. I actually went hoarse from it over Christmas...you guys kept us busy! I think I got some half-luck when Captain America decided to give up the moniker to his former side kick and just go by his name albeit with the Super Solider suffix. PRO: I won't lose my voice any time soon. CON: Now I can't scream it anymore! I'm not yelling it for Bucky that's for sure. Oh I guess another benefit is great 100% cotton shirts like this Steve Rogers Super Soldier Symbol T-Shirt. He's not Captain America anymore...OR IS HE?

Here's a black 100% Cotton t-shirt featuring...(sigh)...Ghost Rider. Ho-hum. Yeah he rides a bike and yeah he has a flaming skull for a head. Yippee. Oh and depending on which one you run into he may attempt to flay you with some....fiery chains of fire! Wooo! Of course he's slow as a freakin' blind otter so....jogging lightly will keep you well ahead of any potential flaying. EeeeYAH! Yeah Ghost Rider; spooky combustible spirit of vengeance on a collision course with....mediocrity. Yawn.

Those Marvel guys really like to gang up together! They probably have a dance off with those 'people' from the Jersey Shore. At least both groups have mutants so it is fair. Hulk and Thing don't really have much rhythm but Captain America and the rest of the crew are known for their agility. Sure Iron Man cheats a little because of his technology - but everybody else there is legit! Spider Man is a 3 time National Tap Dancing champion Thor has won several 'booty poppin' awards and Captain America can slide around on his shield like he's freakin Tony Hawk or something. Made of 100% cotton this t-shirt is slightly skewed to the ultra-violet end of the spectrum. Guess they had enough of the limelight!

Made from 100% Cotton here's a black t-shirt featuring the cover to the free March on Ultimatum Saga giveaway prefacing the Ultimatum storyline taking place in Marvel's Ultimate Universe. Yes Magneto kicked a little @$$ my friends. So much so in fact that he nearly brought about the complete and utter destruction of the civilized world! Really! And....he killed some good guys in the process! Really! I was there! My three little dogs...all drowned by the freakin' tidal waves 'cause...'cause the freakin' Fantastic Four were useless. USELESS!!! You read the miniseries you cried your little cry for.... Angel...now wear the T-shirt! Relive the global-scale massacre!

Made from 100% Cotton this soft silver t-shirt features four panels filled with all your favorite Marvel Comic characters along with their enemies/allies from the Capcom video game universe! Why are they...together-ish? 'Cause silly this tee is representin' the hit Marvel Vs Capcom video game! The first one even! Yep. For the love of Mike can someone just beat the #### out of that useless wad Zangief? I mean what's he gonna' do body slam the freakin' Hulk? Really? Next. Oh and this is a 30 Single tee made with a higher thread count. That means...this is a softer than average tee. Really.

Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt features a promotional image from the hit Capcom video game Marvel Vs Capcom 3!!!!!!! That's right....3!!!!!!! In Marvel Vs Capcom...3.....you can choose to play as a Marvel character! You can choose to play as a Capcom character! Then you can choose to.....let them beat the living cosmic #### out of each other! YEAH!!!!! Man I love that move when Iron Man blasts the holy hell out of a sorry Capcom sack....with that freakin' Uni Beam blast. Holy hell Ryu's grandchildren will be feeling that one! You a fan of the Marvel Vs Capcom video game dynasty? Yeah? How about a Marvel Vs Capcom print adorning a soft 30 Single tee made with a higher thread count? Yeah? ADD TO CART!!!!!!!

Made from 100% Cotton here's a white t-shirt adorned with a Superman shield symbol.....filled with plaid patterns and....layered over freshly applied dripping wet spray paint. So...is this the work of Grandma' with a spray paint can? Is this Superman shield the symbol of her discontent? I mean you knew she was upset about being placed into assisted living. She started calling it the "Phantom Zone" saying she would find her way out someday; she would get back to reaping the benefits of our yellow sun and hand us all a can of cosmic whoop-ass.. Yep. Good ole' Grandma.'

Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt features the Master Schematics of the Empire's most powerful most diabolical weapon of mass cosmic destruction the Death Star! Want to know where the bathrooms are located? Check out the t-shirt! Want to know the feeding schedule for the trash compactor beast? Refer to the t-shirt. Oh wait...that's not on there either. Ok how about....the location of the Death Star Gymnasium? It's got to be on....nope. It's not on there. Ok sorry. This Star Wars t-shirt is pretty useless. Although these so called "schematics" are printed on a 30 Single t-shirt so you have a tee made with a higher thread count....making it softer than average. At least there's that.

Here's a 100% cotton soft navy blue t-shirt adorned with a yellow purposely distressed Star Wars logo! It's like...you've had it for a lot longer than you've really had it! It looks like.....you've been a fan of Star Wars since...uh....1991 and you've worn and washed the t-shirt so many times...because you're such a HUGE Star Wars fan! And why wouldn't you be? You've been a fan since 1991 for Pete's sake! This Star Wars t-shirt is a 30 Single tee made with a higher thread count making this a softer than average t-shirt!

The Star Wars Darth Maul Inferno T-Shirt is made of 100% cotton and has spent several years under the tutelage of Darth Sidious forged into a hateful weapon against the oppressive Jedi! Those Jedi adhere to a strict no emotion code while the Sith embrace all emotions as a source of their power. It isn't all negative! Some Sith fight for love while others for power to change the galaxy. Those usually lead into something bad but it never starts off that way! Okay...some times it does but it is really hard trying to cast the Sith in a positive light. The Jedi propaganda machine is working overtime! Like you some Darth Maul? Channel rage do you? Hail from Iridonia? If you meet at least one of these requirements might as well get the Star Wars Darth Maul Inferno T-Shirt. At last we will have our revenge!

Oh you have to love those Stormtroopers. They just do what they are told and never really bother questioning! The perfect workers really but don't look to them for any sort of creativity or deviation of personality. Those guys aren't made for that! They are made for getting mauled by Ewoks saber slashed by Jedi wasting ammo by not hitting anything with laser blasts marching around and making some hardcore origami. I know plenty of people with a thing for Stormtroopers so this shirt is absolutely perfect for them! Made of 100% cotton and created with a technique referred to as belt printing. Belt printing manifests itself in an all over print and any perceived imperfections are intrinsic to this technique. That means that each one of these shirts is slightly different than the last so each one is wholly unique! That's what we like to call fancy. Also features an Imperial Logo with crazy Japanese text on the back! There's a lot going on with this shirt.

I think R2 took some bad motor oil man. Everything is all like washed out and the colors are singing like a beautiful angelic choir! You can only get that good stuff on Tantoonie dude. That center of lawlessness and depravity makes the Empire seem not so bad! Made of 100% cotton this Star Wars R2D2 Basic Neon T-Shirt may be the droid you are looking for. I wonder if you are wearing 3D glasses if R2 looks any different! Special Note: The image is actually sharp but due to the lightning it makes the shirt appear blurry...much like taking a picture of a 3D image!

Made from 100% cotton this white soft Star Wars t-shirt features the (fictional) specifications of Darth Vader's very own TIE Fighter!!!! That's right now you too can build and customize your very own Advanced X1 Space Superiority Fighter Prototype-thing! It's Darth Vader's TIE Fighter! He pilots it...good! I wonder how to assemble the CSV (Contained Space Vortex) modulator to the Helio-ionic Defrappelator? Oh I see...it's right here on this t-shirt (not really). Oh and this blueprint print is adorning a 30 Single T-shirt. A 30 Single tee is made with a higher thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt!

Crafted of Sith-imbued 100% cotton this Star Wars Darth Vader Death March T-Shirt finds your lack of faith disturbing. Darth Vader has given the command for everybody to just sit back and watch him take you to pound town. Those two stormtroopers in the back are taking bets on how long you make it Stormtrooper Jeffery has you lasting 5 seconds while Stormtrooper Franklin says 10 seconds. Either way things aren't going to bode well for you. That is uness you pick this shirt up. If you're wearing this shirt and Darth Vader is about to Force Grip you he'll think he's looking into a mirror and keep walking. That's style and safety baby!

The Stormtroopers go marching one by one hoorah. Hoorah. The Stormtroopers go marching two by two hoorah Hoorah! Sorry about that sometimes my brain just kind of short circuits and really random things pop into my head. That's probably why I am sent to do this...heck of a lot better then being posted on that sandbox of a planet and looking for droids. I keep thinking that I've found them but people tell me that they aren't the droids I'm looking for. I wonder....anyways this great 100% cotton Star Wars Stormtrooper Parade T-Shirt features everybody's favorite Imperial enforcers the Stormtroopers! You guys should see their cheerleader division.

Made from 100% cotton here's a heather gray t-shirt featuring an image of Superman in outline; sullen introspective possibly preparing himself for yet another sacrifice made for the sake of humanity. Yeah he's our hero but that doesn't necessarily mean he's all that happy with the moniker. Maybe...maybe we should stop ####ing up all the damn time give the guy a little break every now and then. Maybe....Maybe we get our own cat out of the tree. Figuratively speaking of course. Anyway this Superman tee reproduces a really cool Superman rendering by contemporary luminary Jim Lee!

Made from 100% Cotton here's a red t-shirt adorned with an all-over print of Superman flying...out of some not immediately recognizable chaos. Looks like...there may be blood dripping from...buildings? Hmmm. Anyway this is a Superman rendered by legendary yet contemporary comic book legend Jim Lee! Maybe this is a lost page from the Jim Lee penciled "For Tomorrow" story arc. You know the one with all the confusing double entendres and uh....stuff. The All Over print process is a little demanding hence the higher price. But oh..is this baby worth it.

Made from 100% Cotton this blue t-shirt features Superman from the chest up looking a little concerned....and perhaps a little perturbed....as he ponders how best to cannon-ball Earth from the fringes of the Milky Way. Too many damn stupid people gettin' in his #### making it harder and harder to rationalize saving these.....unappreciative shaved homo-morons. Ugh. Superman stopped like the 15th Crisis last Monday. Guess what some moron said to him? This lunatic said "Hey Superman. You think you could keep the Multiverse from opening up over my bathtub? Oh and could you pick me up a a ham sandwich on wheat?" Yeah that was the last straw. The all over print process makes this Superman tee a tad bit more expensive but....it's worth it baby!

Made from 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester this heather gray t-shirt features a bright red and yellow Superman shield symbol! There's really nothing more to say here. I mean it has a Superman symbol. The T-Shirt is heather gray in color. I already gave you the cotton percentage so.....yeah. Hey look..it's a Superman t-shirt! Uh....

Made from 100% cotton this white t-shirt features a purposely distressed Batman logo taken from (one of) the hit Batman comic books! Look it's like a little Batman draping his cloak over the faded yellow lettering! Look! Batman's question the logo as to it's location during senator Varley's brutal murder! Look the Logo's making a run for it! Look Batman just wrapped the logo up in a Bat-Bolo and...elbowed the logo in the brain stem! Awesome Batman t-shirt!

Here's a green t-shirt featuring an all over print of freakin' Green Lantern Hal Jordan flying under some kooky Gothic lettering and....well he's wearing one hell of a mean look. This image of Green Lantern is a reproduction of GL rendered by hot Green Lantern artist Ivan Reis! Ivan...is the cat's freakin' pajamas m'man...but you already knew that. Now the all over print process makes this T-Shirt a tad pricier than normal tees but it's worth it. I mean it's a huge honkin' Green Lantern wearing a mug his mother would slap. Classic Hal baby!

Made from 60% Cotton and 40% Polyester this soft heather-red t-shirt features a classic purposely distressed image taken from the pages of classic Flash Gordon comic books. Classic! This image must be a reproduction of material released in Japan; the bold Japanese Kanji tells me this. "But what's it saying" you're wondering. Well I'm pretty proficient in Japanese so let me take a look. Okay it says "Flash Gordon...is ready for butter and kitchen spirit!" Hey that's what it says. You a fan of Flash Gordon even if it's not based on the Sam Jones iteration? Good then you just found yourself a t-shirt! This Flash Gordon tee is a 30 Single t-shirt made with a higher thread count making it softer than the average tee!

Made from 60% Cotton and 40% Polyester this soft heather-green t-shirt features a purposely distressed Green Lantern symbol! It looks like maybe it went a few rounds with the sentient winged egg-people from Warbleton IX! Yep. Oh and this faded Green Lantern symbol adorns a 30 single t-shirt! 30 Single signifies t-shirts made with a higher thread count meaning you have wrapped around your portly torso a softer than average tee!