Teenormous T-shirts

Made from 100% Cotton this blue t-shirt features a distressed purposely washed-out-in-appearance Superman shield symbol! It appears as if this Superman symbol was...washed about 400 times laid out in the sun for 15 days and......used to sand a stone wall. Yup. You a fan of Superman? You like T-Shirts that are purposely made to appear as if they were run over by a trolley? Well then...ADD TO CART!

Made from 100% Cotton here's a teal colored t-shirt featuring a purposely distressed Batman logo surrounded by the symbol...of the bat! AHHH! You've seen this particular Batman logo displayed on your Batman comic books your Batman bedsheets your Batman lunchbox your very own personal A.W.E.S.O.M.-O robot and your Batman wrestling headgear! It's everywhere! Just like Batman! You a fan of Batman? How about his logo? Yes? Add to cart!

Made from 100% Cotton this blue t-shirt features the Blue Beetle symbol adorning the costume of former non-scarab powered Blue Beetle Ted Kord! Blue Beetle is a hero with clever gadgets of his own creation! He also has a knack for cracking wise while in the midst of extremely tense situations! He pilots a vehicle rendered in the shape and likeness of...a giant beetle! He was shot in the head when he discovered a conspiracy against Meta-humans led by former Justice League benefactor Maxwell Lord! Poor Blue Beetle. If only they would have believed him. What? Booster Gold goes back in time to visit him every other Tuesday? Ok forget the sentiment then.

Made from 100% Cotton this white soft t-shirt features a promotional image from one of the first iterations of the hit all consuming video game Marvel Vs Capcom! In Marvel Vs Capcom your favorite Marvel comic book characters square off against characters from the Capcom video game universe. Or they square off againat each other. Or classic Capcom characters. Then later perhaps each other. Whatever you're in the modd for I guess. Did you know that if played with enough skill Ryu could potentially beat the Hulk? What the #######? Anyway this Marvel Vs Capcom tee is a 30 Single tee made with a higher thread count making this a softer than average tee.

Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt features a promotional image taken from the hit video game Marvel Vs Capcom 3! That's right it's all your favorite Marvel Comic Book characters and all your favorite Capcom characters....fighting! A lot! Oh and apparently Ryu can take on the Hulk. Hmmm. NEXT! This Marvel Vs Capcom t-shirt is a 30 Single t-shirt made with a higher thread count making this a softer than average t-shirt!

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features an illustration of the Red Skull holding aloft the ...oh lord...not the cosmic cube again. Ugh. Y'know leave it to the Red Skull. Give him the ultimate weapon..the ultimate...remote control over every ####ing aspect of reality...and Captain America will still beat the #### out of him before Sharon brings out the omelets. Yep. Every damn time. EVERY. DAMN. TIME. Red Skull has the power to remove Captain America's legs with a thought and...and he just ....chooses to hold it high and pontificate for 36 hours about how he's going to change the world into a Nazi-themed amusement park. Ugh. Oh if you happen to like the Red Skull regardless of his.....ineffectiveness as a villain this tee is...the tee for you.

Oddly enough Spider Man is a real rocker. Check him out on this thrashing 100% cotton Spider Man Gonna Web T-Shirt! The original design had him holding up a lighter and wearing Jimi Hendrix's headband. Dude that's really heavy...man. Anyways Spider Man's people didn't like that concept so there were some revisions made though they kept him rocking out in a very subtle fashion! Wait...you mean to tell me that's how he goes pewpewpew with his web? Awww and here I thought Spider Man was really into AC/DC.

Made from 100% cotton this white sublimated t-shirt features a full sized print of Spiderman in color over cityscapes in black outline! It's Spiderman! He's colored in bright red! He's in the city! There he is again! In red! In the city! Have I mentioned that the design adorned on this here fancy tee is the result of a belt printing? Not? Well I just did. Any perceived imperfections are intrinsic and characteristic of the Belt Print Technique. This means: Every tee is slightly unique because of the technique and absolutely worth the higher price tag. Yes regardless of the fact that Spiderman's on the ding dang darn thing.

Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt features the cover to the Spiderman one-shot special Spiderman the Clone Journal! You remember the Spiderman clone saga from the 1990's right? That epic story where the REAL Spiderman was trapped.....in a ...closet. YEAH!!!! Good stuff right? This Spiderman special issue released in 1995 was all about the clone Saga. That means....I skipped it. Maybe if I could have tolerated that...awful blue vest...I could have maybe....liked the Clone Saga. Maybe but I doubt it. This is a 30 Single tee which means it's made with a higher thread count making it softer than the average tee!

Made from 100% cotton this soft white t-shirt features a classic purposely distressed image taken from a vintage issue of Journey Into Mystery with....THOR! Verily! Here's Loki serving up another godly artifice. Here's Thor preparing to grind Loki into Poo-Giant powder after just recovering from yesterday's godly artifice. Ugh. You like the classics? How about a classic image on a soft 30 Single t-shirt? What's 30 Single? It means this tee is made with a higher thread count making this tee softer than average. Biting? Good. Add to cart.

THORNADO! Hehe get it? It's like Thor using all of his awesome lightning power and smashing into a tornado....THORNADO! Run for your life People Of Tornado Alley! I don't think there will be anywhere to hide. Thinking about it Thor was probably responsible for displacing Dorthy into the Land of Oz. Would make sense why that one wicked witch was blasted into the ground. Thor cares not for evil-doers! This great 100% Thor Thornado Strikes Sublimation T-Shirt features an all over print so you'll practically brim with power just like your idolized God! This baby is the result of Belt Printing. Any perceived imperfections are intrinsic and characteristic of the Belt Print technique. That means each one is slightly unique hence the higher price tag.

Made from 100% Cotton here's a royal blue t-shirt featuring Thor's appearance on the cover of X-Factor # 212! That's right Thor hung out with the X-Factor gang for a spell. Yep. He swung his Uru Hammer in the direction of .....something humorous....and it brought him right to X-Factor HQ. Yep. Ok I guess it's pretty obvious I didn't read the book but if Peter David's still writing it...I really should be. Thor is saying I really should be. Maybe I should be.

The Weapon X program produced two things of note: Wolverine and this killer 100% cotton Wolverine Best There Is T-Shirt! Well I suppose that really is 1 and a 1/2 things but don't try to call me out on it. Anyways Wolverine is easily one of Marvel Comics' Golden Boys. He has spawned numerous lookalikes some clones (X-23 and Daken anyone?) and several stand alone titles...The Best There is being one of them. You can be so proud of how everybody loves Wolverine...he's everywhere! Looking at this shirt you can kind of understand why. Those people behind him sure aren't trying to stop him!

That gene in humanity that creates mutants also has a bizarre effect on clothing...such as spawning this 100% cotton Uncanny X-Men Issue #495 Cover T-Shirt! This shirt used to be a Cookie Monster shirt but I think he turned into Cyclops after the exposure. I kid I kid! This fantastic shirt features the cover art of the Uncanny X-Men #495 where I'm sure they all got together to fight some impossible and/or insane super villain...like Christopher Walken or Justin Beiber. I probably shouldn't say that. Christopher Walken is such a nice man. This t-shirt boldly shows off a whole slew of popular X-Men characters such as: Wolverine Nightcrawler (my favorite) Cyclops(shudder) Archangel Emma Frost and Colossus! I feel kind of bad for that Sentinel in the background.

Made from 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester this orange hoodie simulates the fictional wear of one who may find themselves a "guest" at...Arkham Asylum. And by "guest" I mean...exuberant nut-ball. Yes you may find this hoodie helpful in the cooler evenings during your stay at....Arkham Asylum. Yes you just might. If only that damn Batman didn't mind a little murder on the front lawn of the Mayor's estate. If he just would've backed the hell off and left you to your..art...you might not be stuck here currently at Arhkam Asylum wrapped in a sleeveless coat and isolated from your...psyche. Eeeesh.

America.....%$&@ yeah! Coming again to save the day! Off the wall theme song aside Captain America really is a constant defender. Granted I don't think he's into extreme vulgarities and curse words but he'll give his life defending that 'silly' little freedom you waste on watching 24/7 news channels and the 'Real Housewives'. See that is the glory of America...everybody is free to do whatever they want! Grow up to be the president or sit around collecting dust - it is up to you! Unfortunately we ran out of super solider serum and vita rays so you can't follow in Captain America's footsteps. You can however pick up this bombastic 100% cotton Captain America Distressed Shield Navy T-Shirt. Features a highly distressed Captain America symbol across the chest! You may not be the real Captain America but at least you aren't some Skrull or clone. Didn't the Punisher wear this thing for a spell? This is the standard quality Captain America Distressed Shield tee hence the lower price. Not quit

Man Batman always has his work cut out for him. Fighting against his rogue's gallery would crush a normal person and probably most super humans! I mean come on The Riddler Catwoman Harley QuinnThe Penguin and the Joker? Yowzah he may want to wear a helmet...and that's not even the full gamut of his enemies! I think that's why Batman is so popular...he's just like one of us but to like the 1000th degree! Take this fantastic 100% cotton Batman Rogues Vignette Outline T-Shirt! It features a sketched like visage with only Batman being colored in. I bet whoever designed this shirt went to one of them thar' fancy book learning colleges. If you consider yourself a Batman fan you owe it to yourself to pick up this t-shirt! The Dark Knight will be pleased.

Look out The Flash is making off with your girlfriend! Ahh you won't get a chance to stop him. They never really mention it inside the comic book but that guy is one of those fast moving dudes. He can dump a girlfriend and totally be hooking up later that night. What a dog! Well I suppose they left that out for good reason. Not very heroic if you ask me! Oh my it looks like your girlfriend is already wearing his shirt! She looks really good in that 100% cotton fitted Flash Fastest Man Alive Junior Womens T-Shirt. It kind of makes the heart break easier. Kind of.

20000 years ago The White Martians came to Earth and began to tamper with our then primordial metagene. This had the unforeseen outcome of severely limiting our ability to become super heroes but it also caused somebody along the line to be genetically compelled to create this 100% cotton Martian Manhunter Symbol T-Shirt! The shirt was going to be for a detective agency...but something just didn't feel right. White Martians Green Martians and Yellow Martians oh my! At least we have fire to keep us safe at night from the bad Martians. The Green ones are the good ones and it is from that subset of Martians that J'onn J'onzz hails from. He is just as strong as Superman and possesses quite a few extra abilities. Unfortunately this shirt does not provide skills such as shape shifting or telepathy but nobody else needs to know that! Get the shirt. Appease the Entity.

Talk about an all out brawl! Goliath Wrecker and Zemo against the likes of Cap Thor Wasp...and Dr. Druid? Wait you mean to tell me we have TWO shirts with that Dr. Druid on them? That guy is making a comeback! Everybody will know the name of Dr. Druid! Wait...who? Nevermind. This great 100% cotton t-shirt is of a much higher thread count than your standard shirt (meaning that it is crazy soft) and is boldly imprinted with the cover art of Avengers #277! Thor lays the smack down on Goliath and Captain America/ Dr. Druid play the mind games with Zemo. Ah good times. Fancy yourself an Avengers fan? Might as well broadcast it to the world with this great t-shirt!

I would call this the angry subset of the Avengers. Why? Just look at this 100% cotton t-shirt! Everybody is just straight up raging! That's about as angry as Thor ever gets and Spider Man gets to hide his emo face underneath that super shibby black suit. I kind of want to blame the Hulk for his influence. He looks like he just watched an episode of Breaking Bad and really decided to get into character...look at those veins and whatnot! You know what has earned this team's ire? The Ice Cream Truck guy. He didn't stop and he clearly saw they had money and were running down the street at him. Now it looks like he's going to pay for his transgression.

When PETA initiatives go way out of line! Pet Avengers...enough said. Oh not familiar with them? Well Lockjaw is the official leader of the Pet Avengers who decided to ship out and collect the Infinity Gems. The Pet Avengers include a frog version of Thor Kitty Pryde's pet dragon Speedball/ Penance's kitty meow meow a falcon named Redwing and a puppy named Ms. Lion. Yeah that is a bit much in one shot isn't it? For whatever reason this groovy 100% cotton t-shirt is an all out trainwreck between the two teams. The Avengers probably didn't clean out the litter box.

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features Captain America...possibly in the midst of a traumatizing WWII flashback. Yep. He might be able to throw a tank at other tanks but..all that blood. And..and those bombs. Have you ever seen a person actually....explode? Cap may reap the benefits of extraordinary plus-human power sets but emotionally...he's all human. This particular vision (featuring silhouetted planes filled in glitter silver foil and buildings filled with said glitter-foil)...this vision is the kind that may lead to the unfortunate death of someone...sleeping next to Cap. Ugh. Oh cool t-shirt though.

And Jack Kirby said unto you 'Hark and let ye behold the mighty 100% cotton 30 Single Captain America Kirby Dots 30s T-Shirt!' And there was much rejoicing (YEAAAH!). What is 30 single oh aimless SuperheroStuff writer? Let me impart some knowledge on you it is an industry term for a t-shirt that is INCREDIBLY soft...much more so than those mortal t-shirts. You know you love Jack Kirby art. You know you have a thing for Captain America. You also enjoy being clothed (most of the time). You see where this is going right or does the mighty Kirby need to draw you a hallucinogenic schematic?