Teenormous T-shirts

Made from 100% cotton this dark soft black wash t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of Spiderman/ Peter Parker experiencing the effects of his renown Spider-Sense! Why is your Spider-Sense tingling? Because maybe just maybe...I'm sneaking up behind you with this freakin' Deathalyzer Cannon!!?? I'm just so sick and tired of you planting yourself to the wall next to my window and balling your eyes out about...about Gwen and JJ and Aunt May and the rent and...UGH!!! There has GOT to be another wall somewhere else.. where people AREN'T TRYING TO SLEEP!!!!!!! You horse's @$$!!!!!! Ahem. Yeah this Spiderman t-shirt is made with a higher 30 Single thread count meaning it's softer than the average t-shirt.

Made from 100% Cotton this charcoal gray t-shirt features the mighty Uru hammer Mjolnir; sacred godly-forged weapon wielded by the mighty Thor Norse god of Thunder! Now there are a few stipulations for those who seek to wield such a divine mincing device. Thankfully these stipulations are conveniently inscribed on the side of the hammer (as clearly shown on this AWESOME Thor t-shirt)! Breaking it down you need to be worthy. This means a lot of things really. This does NOT include those who are worthy eaters sleepers or poker players. We're talking about moral inflexibility here. You have to be good want to spread the good around and more importantly protect the greater good regardless of the price. Is this you? Okay then go ahead. Lift it. Thor's at the bar so you have about ...oh about 16 hours to try to lift the thing.

Made from 100% Cotton this soft bright yellow t-shirt features a reproduction of the cover to Thor: Journey into Mystery issue # 117! In this issue Thor fights a stronger....yourself! HAH! Uh....read the tee and you'll find the humor in it. Yep this is a classic cover image of Thor and his ego (having recently left his body apparently) getting into it once and for freakin' all. I mean Thor's ego is probably stronger than Thor himself. Initially Thor was pretty sure he couldn't throw that mountain into the sun but his ego.....his ego was pretty sure it could be done so Thor....Thor picked it up and strained his godly vertebrae. Again this demonstrates that Thor's ego has the edge. This bright yellow t-shirt is made with a 30 Single thread count making this Thor t-shirt softer than average. Well softer by mortal standards. In no way is this Thor T-shirt as soft as the hide of a Plush Giant from Swarvenjweltenbien!

Made from 100% cotton this soft red t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of Wolverine by hot comic book artist Arthur Adams! Yep looks like Wolverine's angry. Yep. Don't know why he would be seeing as he's in his classic brown outfit. Man I loved that costume! Ahem. Have I mentioned that this image adorns a 30 single t-shirt? No? 30 Single tees are t-shirts created with a higher (30 single) thread count making them softer than the average t-shirt! Uh...just like Wolverine is softer than the average mutant! Yep.

Made from 100% cotton this black soft t-shirt features a giant sublimated print of the All New All Different X-Men drawn by legendary X-Men artist Dave Cockrum! Here's the Phoenix seconds away from killing everybody. And by that I mean...everybody! On every world and in every galaxy. There's Wolverine Cyclops Storm Colossus Nightcrawler and Banshee unaware that one of their closest and dearest friends is about to open a microscopic black hole in each of their small intestines. Yep that's life with the X-Men.This X-Men tee is printed on a t-shirt made with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt. The all-over sublimation process (and the softness) bumps up the price a bit but....awww c'mon. It's a cool as #### T-Shirt!

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features the planet consuming presence that is...Galactus....waving his compatriots into the fray! That's right; Loki the Red Skull the Abomination Magneto Bullseye Dr. Doom and the Green Goblin decided right after tea that now is the time to strike a blow against that accursed Richards and his..okay that was Doom...to strike a blow against the insufferable morality of Earth's' super-powered do-gooders! Well they only agreed to work together if Galactus would carry them in his palm and drop them onto the roof of Avenger's Mansion. Unfortunately Bullseye didn't survive the 5000 story drop. Whoopsie. Hey you a fan of the Marvel villains? Good 'cause we got a t-shirt full of 'em.

I bet Batwoman is mighty happy these days. Everything is looking up! Got a sweet costume got a job Batman is back and society is growing less oppressive....oh life is good! Batwoman has had a long path in comic life. Switching roles and family connections like it is nobody's business but constantly shifting multiverses and collapsing timeways can do that do a character. Poor thing. At least she gets to hang out with Wonder Woman and her all female team these days but she can never get Wonder Woman to come out and get drunk. Kate(Batwoman) just wants to have a good time and celebrate! She's not nearly as antisocial as Batman so might as well live it up while one has the chance. This fine 100% cotton t-shirt features the artwork of J.H. Williams III's impressive Batwoman. I don't know about you guys but I love the red and black!

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features a classic image of Fantastic Four foe Dr. Doom seemingly located in Latveria surrounded by helpful Doombots and affecting his superior intimidation skills in front of his very own castle! I went along with the FF to Latveria last Spring and...I crap you not...this is the scene I walked into when we started the march across Doctor Dooms's front lawn. Well after we crossed a moat wrestled a 750 story 17 armed robot and avoided a miniature black hole chambered in the lungs of a cybernetic homeless person. After all that.... the image on the t-shirt is the scene I walked into.Then...then it was like this....not kidding...it was this 75 minute diatribe about how Richards and his accursed family could never blah blah blah and freakin' blah. Mr Fantastic listened intently I threw a rock and hit Doom square in the head deactivating his armor and his link to Latveria's defensive counter measures. Heh and now all I have to show for it is this lou

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features Ghost Rider Johnny Blaze riding his combustible moped.....over a cliff? Or...off an island formation floating freely in Dimension X? Hmmm. Whatever the hell he's doing the excitement ends at the flaming skull. Yeah Ghost Rider looks cool and all but.....C'mon after you get through all that fire and the silent intimidation...and the sounds of babies screaming every time he pops a wheelie...and of course the fleshless cranium...what's really there? What's really left as far as character? Charred furniture. That's petty much all you get. Wait...the bike sounds like screaming babies? Uh..I may need to reconsider. Neato Ghost Rider T-Shirt though.

Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt features Loki Norse god of mischief (whose "mischief" led to the creation of the Avengers. Don't mention it to him) relaxing with a Horn of Swelterjiorn filled with his favorite godly beverage! That's right Loki's drinkin' the toxic blood of a Moon Tooth Giant! Uh...Moon Tooth Giant? Ahem. Here's Loki Half-Brother to Thor god of Thunder sitting comfortably in his favorite chair and watching his favorite program "10 days to Bjornswvartlevandlheim!" Yep. Anyway if you're a fan of Thor (and maybe Loki) this t-shirt may be...for you. Oh and it's made from a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt!

Made from 100% Cotton this charcoal colored t-shirt features an image of Marvel's slightly belligerent marksman Hawkeye drawing what appears to be one hell of an arrow as he targets....his peers? Waitasecond...is this really Hawkeye or is it....Bullseye!!? Y'know....Bullseye. When Norman Osborne took over...well all the important stuff he kicked out the real Avengers and created a team of his very own. Oh and he made sure to keep the likenesses of the real avengers to promote national trust so.....yeah now you got a psychopath dressed up like someone who used to actually help people not....eviscerate them with an address book.

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features the highly recognizable Punisher logo that balances itself very carefully on the Punisher Skull Symbol! The Punisher is not your friend. He will not share an ice cream float with you after he kills your pimp. He will not give you money a blanket or chicken wings. He is the Punisher. He will beat your abusive boyfriend within an inch of his life but he will not tell you what dress to wear. He's the Punisher. Maybe he'll look up from his gun for a second if you happen to be wearing his t-shirt. Maybe.

This Star Trek Junior-womens Captain's Uniform T-Shirt begs the question: Are you the take charge space cowboy type? Then this is the Star Trek t-shirt is for you. Don't want to fiddle with a tri-corder? Can't see yourself as a walking target? Well then it's time to sit in the big chair! Maybe it's your destiny so grab this 100% cotton yellow t-shirt and get started! This t-shirt is cut for the more petite woman.

Made from 100% Cotton this black juvenile-sized t-shirt for kiddies features their favorite Star Wars characters as lovable Lego constructs reenacting scenes based on the first Star Wars film Episode IV: A New Hope! That's right the first movie was the fourth part in the series...that had yet to be written or....filmed! Until after the 3rd movie/ 6th episode! YEAH! Check out Luke in Lego mode snarlin' at the Dark Side! There's Lego Obi Wan and Darth Vader. If Vader strikes ole' Ben down he'll come back more powerful than ever before as....a Lego ghost of course. If the TIE fighter hits the X-Wing with a missile will it explode or....stick? You a fan of Star Wars? You forcing your child to like Star Wars? Yes to both? Good. Please allow us the privilege to act as your...enabler.

Made from 100% Cotton this red juvenile-sized t-shirt features Darth Vader in lovable LEGO form standing next to the denoted proclamation that....some unidentified person or persons is (are) indeed blessed with an usually high level of....The FORCE! This is a purposely distressed image with LEGO Darth Vader who...yes can still be quite deadly regardless of his slightly more blocky and extremely diminutive form....who is reciting a line taken from the hit Star Wars film Episode IV describing one (LEGO) Luke Skywalker another child from the legendary Skywalker bloodline who has demonstrated the ability to....hurl blocks at other blocks WITH HIS MIND! Maybe. Anyway if you or your child happen to be a Star Wars fan......add t-shirt to cart.

Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt features Spiderman in his classic black back-up threads outlined and filled with a thick and very slightly distressed white screen-print! When Spiderman first donned the Black costume in the 1980's it was an overly parasitic symbiote looking for a warm body a hot meal and a writhing soul. Since that partnership ended...poorly...Spiderman refused to wear the black duds even those stitched together by his very own Spider-hands! Of course as is natural with Spiderman things..deteriorated. Remember the Civil War? Remember how making his identity public targeted those he loved? Remember when May got shot and MJ got...upset? Yep? Well remember when Spidey got mad as hell and refused to take it anymore? Yeah? Remember what costume he pulled out from behind a stone Gargoyle (wha..?) when he absolutely reached the ends of his highly venerated tolerance? That's right baby the ole' black costume. 10 seconds after Spiderman pulled the last black footie

Made from 100% cotton here's a black t-shirt featuring a purposely distressed (rain damaged?) screen printed image of Spiderman hanging from a stone Gargoyle pelted by an unrelenting rainfall....and it's drawn by John Romita Jr.! I'm thinking this image represents the...unyielding constants slapping Spiderman in the head on a daily...monthly...well...perpetually and for all time. But this image also reveals the secret to Spiderman's success: emotional endurance. Despite the slapping pelting launching and lancing Spiderman crouches and steadies himself holding firmly to the resolution (represented by the Gargoyle) he made long long ago: With great power comes great...t-shirts. Whathefu....?

Made from 100% cotton here's a white soft t-shirt featuring an image of Mickey's...er scalp which happens to include those highly recognizable ears seemingly rendered in a fresh overabundance of ink! Ahh Mickey Mouse. You're...you're STILL everywhere! You're...you're on my pillow my curtains my juicer and my iPod! You're on my rollerblades my pool cover my frying pan and my baby's apron! Enough already! And....damn it all...you're in my favorite video game series Kingdom Hearts! Get out! Get away! Move along! Let....let Spongebob have a little air fer cryin' out loud! This Disney t-shirt is a 30 Single t-shirt meaning it's made with a higher thread which is directly responsible for...a softer than average tee!

Made from 100% Cotton here's a soft brown t-shirt featuring the slightly distressed cover image from Issue # 1 of the Star Wars comic book from Marvel comics! That's one hell of a license to snag huh? DC tried but......they wanted Batman to play the part of Han Solo. Nope. Beating the hell out of Luke every 7 minutes and experiencing multiple flashbacks during leaps into Hyperspace wouldn't make for a compelling read. Wait maybe....? Nah forget it. If you absolutely needed to know what happened to your favorite Star Wars characters immediately after the film stopped rolling the Star Wars comic from Marvel comics was your window into the continuing adventures of Luke Han C3-PO R2-D2 Leia Darth Vader and....lots of characters you never heard of. Say hello to the beginnings of the Expanded Universe! This Star Wars t-shirt is a 30 Single tee meaning it's made with a higher thread count leading to a noticeably softer t-shirt!

Made from 100% Cotton this soft red t-shirt features the illustrated heads of some of your favorite Star Wars characters! There's a Storm Trooper! Not sure which one specifically... I mean I heard someone call him Steve but.....Anyway there's Luke in his X-Wing Pilot Gear! There's Boba Fett! There's Darth Vader! Getting...harder to (cough)..breathe....There's Yoda! There's that little laughing Muppet Salacious Crumb! There's princess Leia! She sure is sassy! There's R2-D2! There's C3-PO! They're not speaking right now! There's The Emperor himself! There's Chewbacca! There's a Tusken Raider (also commonly referred to as a "sandperson")! There's a Gamorrean Guard! There's Han Solo! What a devil! And there's Jabba the freakin' Hut! He plays fair! This Star Wars tee is a 30 Single t-shirt made with a higher thread count making this a softer-than-average t-shirt!

Made from 100% Cotton this royal blue t-shirt features a huge honkin' image of Captain America by Jack freakin' Kirby! He's under the Captain America logo striped with the colors of Old Glory! He's lining up his fist with the lumpy nose of taxation without representation ready to mash the hell out of that disproportionate weeping sagging mass crafted by the blindly elected in error! Captain America will not dance sing or sign your Captain America Paint Thinner. He will however drop kick you while singing the national anthem if you happen to be wearing this particular t-shirt.

Intimidating no? Well that's Batman all over so this Batman Junior Womens Lightning T-Shirt really gets that down. Really. Batman looming all back-lit by a massive lightning strike.... Is that thunder I hear or just some smack down on some local crims? This juniors cut tee is a quality 100% cotton shirt in a classic black of course.

Here is a Batman Detective Comics #821 Junior-womens T-Shirt. Sounds simple enough but the moody Simone Bianchi art really sets this tee apart. In the background you see hints of the legendary Batcave and in the fore is your host The Batman; grim and mysterious and probably NOT expecting guests. The black juniors cut tee is 100% cotton and the image is 100% Batman.

This Arkham Harley Junior-Womens T-Shirt gives us a 100% cotton black t-shirt featuring the cute and crazy Harley Quinn from the Batman Arkham Asylum video game. Harley looks very "helpful" in her nurses uniform here but somehow I don't think she's just here to take your blood pressure.