Made from 100% cotton this black t-shirt features an image of Superman emblazoned in bright neon highlights standing along side his very own equally bright symbol! Oh and y'know what's really cool? This dangerously colored Superman t-shirt glows in the dark! This image looks very much like...us; well how Superman sees us anyway with that wacky alien vision of his that sees like 300 different spectrums of light. Yup. No wonder he doesn't come around much anymore or hold babies without gagging a little.

Made from 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester this light-gray heather t-shirt features a brightly colored very slightly distressed image collecting the preeminent members of DC Comics' premiere super-team the Justice League of America! To some this particularly affecting group of meta-humans is also known as"Team Awesome." Why "Team Awesome?" Well.....remember that time Saturn grew a 10000000 mile horn and launched itself directly at your trailer park? Remember who flew up there and beat the hell out of it before it reached the moon? That's right the Justice League. And you know what? Watching Wonder Woman beat the hell out of Saturn was pretty damn awesome.

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features a Superman symbol resting upon Medieval flourishes and unfurled weathered parchments very much like a kingly crest layered with a very conservative splattering of....ketchup maybe. SO...Superman lived in his castle and ..uh.....drank a lot of mead maybe. Or...uh....slayed a good many dragons. Anyway yeah so this crest was dug up about 15 years ago and....Superman had some 'splainin' to do. Yeah cool Superman t-shirt with a continuity I just haven't the wit to make up right now.

Ya know Star Wars' Chewbacca used to try to walk into hair cutting places without an appointment. Let's just say none of the hair stylists were particularly concerned or very helpful towards our furry friend. They'd even go so far as to try to direct him to doggy grooming services! Now I don't care what galaxy you're from...that's just plain rude. Chewy had enough of it so he decided to ask his besty Han Solo to cut it for him! Awwww how sweet! It is one of those male-bonding experiences I think. You want to harness that kind of devotion? Want to be a 'besty'? Well you might want to snatch up this exceptional Han Solo Trimming Chewie Junk Food T-Shirt! Made from 50% cotton and 50% polyester this great t-shirt comes from intergalactic producer Junk Food meaning this t-shirt is way better than your average shirt and extremely rare!

Made from 100% Cotton this yellow t-shirt for youth-sized boys features an image of Superman and Mongul beating the living peanut butter out of each other within the confines (just barely) of 3 vertical parallel panels! Wow.....Last time I heard "FASHOOOOM" it was when Superman threw me into the moon; for snorin' too loud! Anyway cool Superman t-shirt for younger Superman fans in favor of "fashoooming" the living heck out of Mongul!

Made from 100% cotton this black soft t-shirt features a Punisher symbol with exceptionally long "teefers" looking as if...splattered upon. Yeah like that. So it's a distressed image that looks....splattered upon. Yup it's the Punisher. He'll probably kill you if you stick gum under the desk. Yep he'll do it. Then he'll kill your teacher for letting it happen! Anyway cool Punisher t-shirt with a splattered upon look made with a higher 30 Single thread count. That's what makes it softer than average!

The 100% cotton pastel imbued Wonder Woman Amazonia Star Jrs Womens Junk Food T-Shirt was tasked with one thing - bring peace to man's world. Well it looks like this exceptionally fine t-shirt from Junk Food has its work cut out for it. War politics and cable television? I think the Wonder Woman Amazonia Star Jrs Womens Junk Food T-Shirt may need some help from an incredibly noble and honorable lady...hey it looks like you may be able to lend a hand! This great t-shirt comes from divine producer Junk Food who only makes quality t-shirts and in limited quantities! It is either that or the Amazonians don't want to commit too many t-shirts to man's world. Can't say that I blame them.

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features an image of the Amazing Spiderman....caught in the act! Of wall-crawling! Yep we finally caught the guy who's been sticking to the wall of your apartment building and...crying at all hours of the night. I mean I'm sure there's a legitimate reason behind all that... sobbing...but....At 3AM!?? Directly under your window!??? Do you really care about Uncle Ben or Mary Jane or....or Gwen something-something? No you don't. You just want your 8 hours; that's it. And you want it WITHOUT Spiderman screaming about his boss; the rent; his model girlfriend.

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features an image of Ghost Rider rendered resplendently by artist extraordinaire Clayton Crain! Yep it's Ghost Rider....Just look at him go! He has a skull for a head! It's on fire! His bike's on fire too! Look at him go! It's Ghost Rider! Well there is a downside to being an instrument of holy vengeance: ice cream lasts about .07 seconds. And Ghost Riders LOOOVE ice cream. Yeah it's Ghost Rider (yaaaawn).

The Force works in mysterious ways. It creates things and items it moves us to do the same and it once let me win a game of high stakes Poker being played for a treasure chest of those troll dolls from the early 1990s! That was one of the most intense parts of my life and I have the Force to thank for getting through it! I just wish I could wear this great 100% cotton Star Wars Retro Poster Jrs Womens Junk Food T-Shirt! I don't have that cute little hour glass figure - too much junk in the trunk! Any-who this t-shirt was created by those brainiacs over at Junk Food - those guys only make exceptional and extremely hard-to-find t-shirts! Purposely distressed and featuring an imposing image of Vader and some dogfighting X-Wings / TIE Fighters! Unfortunately once this t-shirt is gone it will probably be gone for good! That is unless the Emperor decides to start a 2nd run as a trap for the rebels.

Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt appears as if....as if it may be an alien symbiote. Venom specifically. Yes an alien symbiote that's taken the form of this very t-shirt. A T-Shirt that screams bloody murder when you take it off; that wraps its tendrils around your heart and spine daring you to attempt separation. DARING YOU! Okay it's just Venom's face rendered in artist Todd McFarlane's inimitable style. Calm down; the damn thing ain't gonna' hurt ya.'This Venom t-shirt is produced with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average tshirt!

Made from 100% Cotton this back T-Shirt features an image of femme fatale Black Widow-- survivor of the Red Room and part time Avenger-- rendered by artist Daniel Acuna! Yes it's the Black Widow. After she woos you she'll probably kill you. Sorry but that's how it goes my friend. Just ask Iron Man Daredevil Bucky and....a few others; she loves 'em (kills 'em) and leaves 'em. If you really want to make a play...if you really want her to stick around...? Survive her attempt on your life. You do that she's putty in your hands my friend. Anyway cool Black Widow t-shirt representing Marvel's premiere super-tease....er "spy." I meant to say "spy."

Made from 100% Cotton this royal blue t-shirt features a near-contemporary image of the X-Men rendered by hot comic book artist Greg Land! Look it's Colossus! Nightcrawler! Cyclops! Wolverine! Pixie! Emma Frost! They're the X-Men and they will NOT be accepting ANYTHING less than a positive attitude! If a mutant with 13 heads on his back walks into a convenience store you will NOT gasp and stare! You will NOT! What you'll do is buy his Slushie FOR HIM! No? You don't want to get anywhere near that stinking mutant with the talking back!?? SNIKITY SNIKITY SNIKT!!!! They're the X-Men and you WILL tolerate their aesthetically unappealing companions!

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features an AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! It's the incredible HULK! AAAHHHH! He's.....(he's so close. Sometimes when I enclose my sentences in parenthesis that means I'm whispering. Shhhhh. Don't excite the Hulk. He destroyed my tree house and ate my dog. Shhhhh). AHHHHH! He's still there! He's so very very angry and.....AAAAHHHHHH!!H!H!H!H!H!!!!!!!AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! Leave Mr Brownie alone Hulk! NOOOOO! Got to....got to call the Avengers....got to.....MY HOUSE! HEY GET AWAY FROM MY....NO! PUT GRANDPA DOWN! PUT! HIM! DOWN! Uh....yeah. Buy this t-shirt and we'll put the proceeds towards the Hulk Incident Survivors of Pennsylvania (HISP). That wasn't a whisper there at the end.

Donatello was already the brains of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and it looks like he has designed his own shirt just for the ladies! Hey women appreciate a guy with a bit of brains ya know? This radical and tubular 100% cotton TMNT Face Juniors T-Shirt makes your chest a giant Donatello face and his mask is a shiny / sparkly foil like paint! You'll be sure to grab plenty of attention with the likes of Shredder Krang and people who thoroughly enjoy pizza! Get the TMNT Face Juniors T-Shirt and you'll be speaking in dude-speak in no time....dude!

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt for youth-sized kids features an image of Bumblebee in his live action iteration taken from the hit Transformers film Dark of the Moon! Yep it's Bumblebee. He's from the noble sect of Autobot Transformers charged with protecting...well everything...from those stinky world-harvesting meanies the Decepticons! Oh and Bumblebee can't talk so....he forms sentences by patching together phrases transmitting over radio waves. Yup.

Thinking about it I believe that the X-Men were actually the first version of the hit television show 'Saved by the Bell'. You have all of the major characters right there! A jock a nerd a weirdo a loner a psycho a strong willed person etc etc. Hey I guess they could have also been the Breakfast Club! You know what Wolverine got that year? A carton of cigarettes! SMOKE UP BUB! Oh sorry about that tangent. I should have been talking about this 'x-ceptional'(oh that's horrible) 100% cotton X-Men Vintage Dave Cockrum Women's Juniors T-Shirts! It is for the ladies and shows off vintage headshots of Storm Banshee Nightcrawler Colossus Wolverine Jean Grey and Cyclops! Be like Simple Minds and don't you forget about me!

Made from 100% Cotton this soft silver t-shirt features a purposely distressed image simulating the appearance of a Transformers propaganda poster......in Russian! Yes this is what appeared on the side of buildings in the streets of Moscow right before the wall fell. The general consensus tells us that the Russian people demanded reform dismantling the Communist regime....but we know what really happened. That's right: Autobots. Anyway interesting Transformers t-shirt produced with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt!

Made from 100% cotton and jolly rays of sunshine and happiness is the Spiderman Pink Spidey Juniors T-Shirt! Oh how you ladies love Peter Parker! He is a bit of a hopeless romantic isn't he? He had to give up his perfect marriage to Mary Jane in order to save lives. You know it is bad when a demon is jealous of your love and goes way out of his way to make your life miserable! I think part of that stipend was this Spiderman Pink Spidey Women's Juniors T-Shirt though. He can remember his endearing marriage to Mary Jane with this decidedly pink t-shirt. It has Spidey's symbol and an image of him hunched over! He's probably writing you a love letter.

Made from 100% Cotton this soft dark heather-gray t-shirt features a purposely distressed Decepticon symbol! Hey they're the Decepticons; a sect of war mongering transforming robots known throughout space as...severely unkind. Yup they'll go out of their way to make you late for work or tear roofs from houses in randomly selected neighborhoods. Yeah you remember that last part right? Suddenly got very cold that night didn't it? Anyway cool Transformers t-shirt made with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt!

Made from 100% Cotton this soft cream colored t-shirt features a purposely distressed image of 2 preeminent Autobot Transformers based on the hit Transformers animated series! And yes this particular show aired--along side the presentation of the toy line and comic books--in the 1980's! YEAH! When men were men and...we played with cool @$$ toys! YEAH! Anyway it's Optimus Prime and Bumblebee: confident powerful; happily accepting the cuts from their never ending licensing deals. Transformers NEVER go out of style baby. WOO! Oh this Transformers t-shirt is also made from a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt!

Made from 100% Cotton this navy blue t-shirt for youth-sized kids features animated versions based on the movie iterations of....the Transformers! It's Optimus Prime! It's Bumblebee! They're Autobots! They're very friendly Transformers! Well until they're on patrol. Then...then they're a little scary. Anyway cool Transformers t-shirt for youth-sized kids featuring your 2 favorite Autobots. Yes they're your favorite.

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt for youth-sized kids features the live action iteration of Autobot leader Optimus Prime set before a split image of the Earth and....the MOON! AHHH! Not the MOON! That's where...uh....the bad stuff is. Yup. Anyway this cool image of Optimus Prime taken from the hit live action Transformers movies is...it's on a black t-shirt for youth-sized kids. Like I mentioned before. Yup.

Made from 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester this soft heather-red t-shirt features a classic image of the Ghost Rider taken from the classic Ghost Rider comics! Classic! Oh and it looks like he's embarking on a competition referred to as "The Death Race." Wonder what happens to those who don't finish? I'm really hoping Ghost rider doesn't finish. Why? Because the novelty's worn pretty thin my friends. I mean...c'mon' his head's on fire and he rides a bike. Maybe he drives up the side of a building every once and a while. Ho-hum. So...cool ( I guess) classic Ghost rider tee made with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt.