Teenormous T-shirts

Believe it or not this 100% cotton Cobra Distressed Symbol Black 30 Single T-Shirt is slowly driving my co-workers slowly insane. Not because this t-shirt oozes insanity but because the operations manager and I have been shouting 'COBRA (cobra)' at each other for at least 6 hours. I'm not even kidding either. We're singing the freakin' Cobra theme song to anything that follows the sound of COBRA - so far we've managed to fit YO-DA and GOB-LIN in there. Check back in a few weeks and we'll probably have a few more. Anyways this fantastic Cobra 30 Single T-Shirt features the terrifying visage of the Cobra Organization and may cause certain weak willed GI Joes to cower in their under-roos. This shirt is also has a 30 single thread count meaning it is way more soft than those sissy Joe shirts!

Oh it is so beautiful and much softer than normal t-shirts...it is the 100% cotton Star Wars Boba Fett Gun Paint 30 Single T-Shirt based on the galaxy's best bounty hunter ever! This t-shirt features a highly distressed image of our main man and the symbol of the mighty Mandlorians! Boba Fett is the best because he always keeps his mask on - that's what we like to call professional. He also leaves kittens in place of his captured prey! That's consideration. Anyways Boba Fett hails from the Mandalore clan which are essentially space Spartans. They thrive in combat and honor above all us! Not entirely sure if being digested slowly by the sarlacc pit is considered a 'glorious death'. Better than dying before Xerxes though I suppose.

Made from 100% Cotton this soft white t-shirt features a classic image of Galactus battling a collection of Marvel's finest rendered by Comic Book luminary John Byrne! Yep Galactus must have left his...comb here. From the last time 'member? He threw his comb at the Hulk and it landed...over there in the river. That river over there. Yup. Well I guess he's blaming us for not ....rocketing it back to him or something. I mean really it's just a @#$%ing comb!!!! Anyway this t-shirt featuring Galactus playing "swat tag" with lesser beings is made from a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt. "Nuff said.

GI Joe 'I Saw Her First!' 30 Single T-Shirt is made from 100% cotton and warms the very cackles of my heart. Why? Because nothing is more soul quenching then seeing two adult ninjas just ripping into each other. Sure there's a hottie at the bar that was making googly eyes at both of Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow but their hatred for each other runs very deep. It all started with the original Super Mario Brothers. Snake Eyes wanted to be Mario but instead he got Luigi! From that day on Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes were locked in perpetual struggle. Not quite sure if this soft GI Joe 'I Saw Her First!' 30 Single T-Shirt quite conveys that but it gets pretty close. I think.

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features a collection of Avengers....and Colossus and Nightcrawler...rendered by super-famous-popular-much appreciated Comic Book artist David Finch! It's that itsy-bitsy Wasp! It's that icky Spiderman! It's that hotheaded Hawkeye! It's the blissfully unemotional Vision! It's the extremely busy Wolverine! It's the moral center Captain America! It's that slightly narcissistic futurist Iron Man! It's.....Colossus and Nightcrawler. Uh........did they even try out? Cool Avengers t-shirt though.

Made from 100% cotton this soft light gray (SILVER!) t-shirt features a slightly distressed image of an earlier iteration of Marvel Comics' premiere super-team the Mighty Avengers! And they're....in your parents' back yard screaming the word "ASSEMBLE" at the tops of their freaking lungs! And...and more super-people start showing up. And now they're getting hungry. And now they're screaming what sounds like"ULTRON" at your father's grill. Now Thor's choking your father's grill. Now your father's clutching his heart. At the funeral you're thinking to yourself "Assemble somewhere else you @#$#ing sons of @#$#$!" Oh and this is a noticeably softer t-shirt made with a higher 30 single thread count.

Why Batman aren't you looking absolutely smashing! Yes the Batman does enjoy a good night swinging around town. Hey he has to lest that Spider-Man guy decides to show up! See there is only enough air space around a city to support one swinging super hero. We all know who has control of Gotham that's for sure! Back to the matter at hand this freakin' fantastic 65% polyester 35% cotton Batman Crime Fighter Sublimated T-Shirt! It is way-way-WAY softer than your wee lil' normal t-shirts and features a sublimated image of the Batman with all sorts of visual noise in the background! It's so pretty! The sublimation process creates a high quality image that has fused with the material of the shirt itself - this means that there will be no flaking or distressing on this bad boy. You know you want to get the Batman Crime Fighter Sublimated T-Shirt and try swinging around your town!***WARNING - Do not attempt to swing around townunless you are a professional - or Vince Vaughn.

Made from 100% cotton this bluish-gray (much more gray than blue) t-shirt features a very slightly distressed image of Batman seemingly captured by a wafting powdery beam of light! This image of Batman rendered by comic book artist Jim Lee grants us a firmly rooted extremely well muscled Batman colored by an unexpected glow in liberal strokes of a yellow pastel. Now I really need to mention that this Batman tee is from the high end t-shirt manufacturers at Trunk Ltd. I mean this is t-shirt quality on par with Junk Food...and maybe even a bit beyond in some cases. This exemplary quality is seen in the super-soft material the double reinforced stitching and those always present silver-stitched stripes running along the side of the tee. And it's limited so...I'll let you get to it.

Made from 100% Cotton this dark gray t-shirt features the printed illustrated costumed torso of Deadpool the mutant merc with a mouth! Deadpool likes to converse during the kill! He likes to talk over torture! He likes to pontificate whilst....punching! Yep. He's a Weapon X survivor a singer of sad songs and a hopeless Kiddy Car collector. He's Deadpool and he's your friend with the biggest gun and the most obtrusive opinion. Yep. So you're a fan? Good 'cause here's your chance to dress like the infernal object of your affection! It's the Deadpool costume t-shirt. You're welcome.

Made from 100% Cotton this green t-shirt features the simulated printed musculature of the Incredible Hulk's incredible upper body! Good gravy I can see every single ab! Oh and look it's the top of Hulk's purple trunks! That are always purple no matter what Banner happened to be wearing pre-transformation! It's Gamma Bomb magic! Anyways if you're a fan of the Hulk or just want to look like him from the waist up and the neck down go ahead and add this t-shirt to your cart. Now would be good.

Made from 100% cotton this red juniors-cut woman's t-shirt features the simulated costumed torso of Robin the Boy Wonder! Check out the Robin "R" Symbol! Now check out the printed belt and green trunk tops! Is this Robin costume tee empowering ladies? Oh yes very much so. The keys to the Batmobile are pretty much yours. It's never even a question at this point. And Batman seems..uncharacteristically distracted. Anyway continuing with the t-shirt....Let's turn it around because...it's a cape! There's a cape! A bright yellow one bound by 2 velcro tabs and adorned with a giant printed Robin symbol colored in green and black! I know right? AWESOME IN EVERY WAY!

Made from 100% Cotton this red t-shirt features the simulated costumed torso of Robin the boy wonder! Check out the yellow "R" symbol! Now check out the printed yellow ties binding the illustrated seams! And how about that illustrated musculature? And check back again 'cause there's a printed brilliantly colored belt above green trunk tops! It's....it's just like Robin! But now turn it around for the big show: It's...it's a cape! It's a black cape fastened by 2 velcro tabs! It's adorned with a giant green Robin symbol! It's detachable! It's so easily described in truncated highly exclamatory sentences! Just like Robin! He's a tough little jumping guy!

Made from 100% Cotton this royal blue t-shirt features the simulated costumed torso of...SUPERMAN! Check out the brightly colored red and yellow Superman shield symbol! And how about that illustrated Superman musculature? That's an accurate exaggerated representation of Superman's abdomen am I right? And look at the printed belt and trunk tops! But let's get to the reason why we're all here....THE CAPE! That's right there's a freaking red cape adorned with the Superman symbol attached to the back of the t-shirt! And it's attached with 2 velcro tabs so it's removable! Yes removable! And..you can put it back on! You're welcome!

Made from 100% Cotton this royal blue toddler t-shirt features the simulated costumed torso of...Superman! Check out the brightly colored Superman shield symbol! And how about that printed little belt? CUTE! Now turn it around for the main attraction! That's right...A CAPE! WOOO! It's a bright red cape attached with 2 velcro tabs adorned with a yellow printed Superman symbol! And velcro tabs mean...the cape is removable! This is absolutely a MUST for your child who...really should know who Superman is by now. If not...you're a failure as a parent.

Made from 100% cotton this red juniors-cut woman's t-shirt features the simulated costumed torso of Wonder Woman: Amazon priestess-warrior-feminist-delegate committed to righting wrongs and robbing men of their presupposed positions in "matriarch's world." Ahem. Anyway check out the printed armor the illustrated body curvature and the printed girdle star spangled trunks and glowing truth-seeking lasso! And now I ask that you turn it around for the good stuff. That's right it's a cape! A bright red cape bound with 2 velcro tabs adorned with a bright yellow Wonder Woman symbol beset with white printed stars! And since we're talking velcro tabs we're talking a detachable cape! Convenient quick removal for luring a Minotaur over a spike filled pit complete with the skeletal remains of other...uh....less than wonderful women.

Made from 100% Cotton this juniors-cut woman's t-shirt features a simulation of Supergirl's costumed torso! Check out the Supergirl symbol! Check out the printed Supergirl belt! And now...turn it around...It's a cape! It's attached with the application of 2 velcro tabs! You remember velcro right? They invented it in the 1980's! Michael Jackson built an airplane out of it! Anyway the cape....It's got a yellow printed Supergirl symbol on there too as well also! A fan of Supergirl? How about...Supergirl costumes? How about.....Supergirl? How about...ADD TO CART!!!???

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features a purposely distressed purposely cracked Batman symbol! And check out those sporty yellow purposely distressed stripes encircling the sleeves! Sporty! Yep Batman hands these out for those trying out for the local neighborhood Batman Corps. Then Batman or an officer personally appointed by Batman (Batwoman Batgirl Robin Nightwing Batwing Batmite Bat-Bat) takes a group of 12 candidates through an obstacle course lasting 77 days. There is minimal food shelter or rest. There is however maximum amounts of a Bat-themed vigilante kicking you in the liver stealing your rations and punching you in your sleep. Very very hard. This is a softer than average high quality tee hence the higher price tag. Certainly worth the memories.

Made from 100% Cotton this white t-shirt features a water-color rendering of Batman atop a very tall building positioned upon a stone gargoyle set against an ominous whirling granular sky rendered by comic book artist Dusten Nguyen! Yes it's Batman absorbing the surrounding noir and projecting onto....the sky??? Yeah I feel as though there's nothing more to be said about Batman today. Cool image though.

Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt features a Green Lantern symbol rendered as if... a Green Lantern is stuck walking the beat on Varvon 3 better known as "The Rain Planet." Yep looks like a layer of rainwater or condensation is collected upon or rolling along the hard-light Green Lantern Uniform. The symbol specifically. Cool right? It's either moisture or....this is the texture of a GL uniform worn by the Green Lantern of sector 2223 the renowned slow speaking L'zzzzard! Yep could be.

Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt features a severely distressed almost washed over Thundercats symbol! And check out those distressed athletic stripes encircling the sleeves! RAAwwwrr! Ahem. Anyway the Thundercats are humanoid cat hybrids wielding conventional weapons backed by a mixture of ...magic maybe...and super-science! They can jump 15 miles into the air or throw a car at you. Yes this means they're quite athletic. I mean it's a natural extension of their super-human biology. So you want to run around with Lion-O and the gang rummaging through the ruins of Third Earth kicking Mutants in the soft spot and playing cards with extremely cantankerous mummified demi-gods? Yes? Then wear the t-shirt my friends. Earn the t-shirt.

Made from 100% Cotton this light gray t-shirt features artwork based on the hit video game Arkham City! It's got Batman and Harley Quinn! I wonder if they're talking about...sports? Probably not. What they're probably discussing is the state of the newly expanded Arkham Asylum into...Arkham City. That's right the Asylum wasn't big enough; wasn't...secure enough.... to be of any service as an effective means of detainment for the horrendously insane! But now to Batman's chagrin it's plenty big enough. Although....he can dismember a lot of people without being called on it. So there's a positive spin here.

Made from 100% Cotton this charcoal gray junior-woman's t-shirt features an image of Catwoman in silhouette placed against a moon-shaped window into the world that is Arkham City! It's the hit new game continuing the story from that other slightly older hit game Arkham Asylum! So the Asylum is bigger the threats more numerous and tenacious and...there's more Catwoman. I suppose one might consider that a plus. Anyhoo if you "likey" the Arkham series of hit vid-games why not wear the ding dang darn t-shirt?

Made from 100% Cotton this charcoal gray juniors-cut woman's t-shirt features the Batman symbol taken from the hit video game Arkham City! Yes Arkham Asylum has expanded into the streets of Gotham City. No this is no way beneficial; for the virtual denizens of Gotham City that is. For you the player? Good times ahead. That's right it's mayhem given wider birth in the player's landscape that is Arkham City. Let's strangle a clown solve a riddle or ruffle some feathers. Plenty of reasons to hang out for a day or six.

Made from 100% Cotton this gray t-shirt features a pseudo-distressed image of Batman and Catwoman back to back preparing themselves for (or recovering from) the emotional and physical rigors of....Arkham City! You liked the hit Batman game Arkham Asylum. You liked punching and kicking the crap out of Gotham's collection of crazed colorful malcontents. You liked it a lot. Well guess what? You get to do it some more but on a much bigger scale this time. Yep there's a lot more punchin' and kickin' in your future...er...Batman's future. Yep. So take a stroll through Arkham City. With Catwoman's hand in yours breathe deeply the stench of burning homeless people and enjoy the.....bodies. There's a lot of those.