Teenormous T-shirts

Poor Bruce Banner. Can he ever catch a break? He makes such a good nerd but such a destructive inner personality he has! Suppose we could blame the radiation but that would just be silly! That Bruce Banner needs help and he needs to stay off the juice. The first step in dealing with a problem Bruce is to admit that you have a problem! Don't blame the Beast-Man like you are on this 100% cotton Hulk Bruce's Gamma Headache T-Shirt! Sure blame the radiation Bruce. You'll never get any better doing that! Get the Hulk Bruce's Gamma Headache T-Shirt. Show Mr. Banner that you care.

Made from 65% Polyester and 35% cotton this white t-shirt features a classic purposely faded sublimated image of Iron Man kicking the crap out of your newly condemned apartment building! The rent was cheap for a reason dippy-doo! And no they were not sky lights they were holes! This Iron Man t-shirt is printed using the "Sublimation" effect making each shirt slightly unique. All variations are part of the process and are intended to make this tshirt one of a freakin' kind! What is this "Sublimation effect" I'm speaking of? Well...The basic dye sublimation process uses special heat-sensitive dyes to print graphics and text onto special transfer paper. The paper is then placed on a "sublimatable" item and both are placed into a heat press. When the heating/printing cycle is completed the image on the paper has been transferred to the item and has actually reformed into or underneath the coated surface. Run your finger across the surface of a sublimation printed plate mug or even a t-shir

Wow those Marvel guys know how to throw a party. Just look at Thor Iron Man the Thing Cyclops Captain America Spider Man Hulk Silver Surfer Wolverine Colossus and the Human Torch! Yeah I hope you brought enough pizza brah! Oh you only brought a single pizza? This won't end well. At least you'll have this vintage looking 100% cotton Marvel Kids Splash T-Shirt as a memento and you can even give it to your kid as a reminder to share...or bring enough for the entire class!

Much like how this 100% cotton Spiderman "Spider Or The Man" T-Shirt asks is Peter Parker....SPIDER....OR...MAN?!? The Man part of him wants to sit around and watch TV drink beer get into fights over sports teams and be generally misogynistic. The Spider part of him wants to hide in garages when it gets cold out side capture and consume flies wash down water spouts and be generally misogynistic(arachnids exhibit dimorphism yo). You know what Spider-Man doesn't seem to be all that cool when you break it down like that. Maybe by combining Spider and Man we can lose all that bad stuff and gain qualities like humor compassion and a sense of honor! This particular Spider Man t-shirt shows off the 100th issue of Spider Man in a highly distressed format. Hey Spider-Man is an old school comic and it deserves the 'aged' look!

Everybody loves Supergirl! Everybody loves sparkalies too! Is that a word? Well it is now! Say wouldn't it be great if we could combine something Supergirl with some sparkalies? Yes...here it comes....FAAAAAABAMB! The 65% polyester 35% cotton Supergirl Rhinestones Symbol Juniors T-Shirt. Yes even Kara Zor-El would be proud of this immensely soft t-shirt which proudly displays the world famous S symbol! Some people think that the 'S' stands for 'super' though it actually is the symbol of the House of El! I suppose in that way Kryptonians are a lot like elves. Yes one Supergirl Rhinestones Symbol Juniors T-Shirt to rule them all!

Yowzah my head is killing me! I feel like I have freakin' bolts in my neck. I think I woke up looking like dear ol Franky on this 100% cotton Frankenstein Has A Hangover T-Shirt last Sunday. I can understand why Frankenstein looks so - he is pieces of dead people sewn together and animated by electricity and science! My excuse wasn't nearly as good. Irish Car Bombs. Anyways this Frankenstein Has A Hangover T-Shirt highlights a classic image of Victor Frankenstein's Monster looking slightly underneath the weather. Hey can we get him something to exfoliate with?

Made from 100% Cotton this white t-shirt features the various emotions a Stormtrooper might express while tirelessly dedicating his services to the Empire. However you may notice the expressions appear....similar. Actually upon closer examination it looks like Stormtroopers may be....unable to emote. They're clones y'know. Maybe the more times you clone something the less...sensitive the process. Perhaps emotions dull by the time the 354th clone tumbles off the conveyor belt. Yeah maybe. Maybe by clone number 1000000 you get a Stormtrooper who excels at...drooling. Anyway if you're a fan of Star Wars and of course those lovable Stormtroopers perhaps you let this particular tee sit in your (virtual) shopping cart a while. Yeah see what it looks like. Maybe it really holds the cart together.

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features a looming Darth Vader his lightsaber really reflecting off those....cybernetic plates of his. And of course there's the necessary accompaniment of Stormtroopers; pretty lights painting their crash helmets too! Anyway I think this very portrait hangs above the fireplace at Vader Mansion. Yup. Anyway if you're a fan of the Dark Side and of course Star Wars and more specifically Darth Vader...maybe this t-shirt is the way to go.

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features an image of Darth Vader positioned proudly...in space! He's like between the Death Star and a fleet of TIE Fighters...sort of floating around a nebula somewhere. Maybe he's psychically projecting himself with the use of the Force across the vast expanse of space in search of those filthy space-hippies known as...the Rebellion! Maybe. But let's get to why you're really here: The image is rendered in 3D! Place the included pair of working 3D Glasses on that crooked nose-thing of yours and take another look at this marvelous Star Wars t-shirt. See TIE Fighters leap off the tee! That nebula seems a little closer too! Awesome! This is a cool concept printed on a men's black t-shirt. This is like...straight from the Industrial Light and Magic Idea Frigate. Yep that and the rest of those flashy Star Wars effects.

Made from 100% Cotton this black youth-sized t-shirt features a Superman shield symbol rendered in a moderately reflective gold-foil print! It kind of looks....metallic! Anyway this unique Superman symbol for the not so little little kiddies is....have I mentioned the shimmering gold print? And...that it looks...metallic? Have I mentioned that? How about the fact that it looks...metallic? Okay well...how about the fact that it's a Superman symbol? Hey did I ever tell you about that time Superman came over for tea and cupcakes? No? Superman came over for tea and cupcakes. He ate all the chocolate ones. Jerk.

Made from 100% Cotton this gray t-shirt features an image of Superman rendered in what can only be described as a freshly painted silhouette his right hand and cape-tail extending into the left sleeve! And OH! Superman's symbol is the color of the shirt like maybe...maybe this image is the result of a Superman stencil slapped onto the t-shirt recently spray-painted in black! Yeah maybe. Anyway....yeah a rather unique Superman graphic on a nice gray t-shirt. Yup.

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features an image of Darth Vader submitting himself completely to the whims of the Empire. You've seen the Star Wars films at least 40000 times by this point so....yeah you're aware that he's absolutely committed to the destruction of.....goodness. SO you a fan of Star Wars? How about Darth Vader? How about...those whose loyalty to the Emperor is boundless? Yeah? Okay then...ADD TO CART!

Everybody thinks that Superman is this giant blue boyscout. Surprisingly that is mostly true though he does like to go 'tagging'. What is tagging you might ask? Well it's what the 'ballah' kids are doing these days. Mainly it is spray painting and causing general vandalism! Nobody really stops Superman though. Nobody really wants to. Sure the cops roll up on somebody tagging but they see that cape and turn right back around! It is rather distinct...just like the 65% polyester 35% cotton Superman Symbol Tag Sublimated T-Shirt! See what I did there? This Superman Symbol Tag Sublimated T-Shirt features several 'tagged' symbols of Superman printed with an extremely fine sublimated technique! That's a fancy industry term when the image is actually a part of the shirt and not printed on top. That means no typical distressing wearing or fading...just like Superman!

Made from 100% Cotton this black t-shirt features the cover image taken from the first issue of the second Ultimates series! And....it's rendered resplendently and pretty realistically by comic book super star Bryan Hitch! So...in the first volume of the Ultimates our more reality based Avengers fought off an Alien invasion and the freaking Hulk! What's next? How about......being utilized as human super-weapons to maintain international law? Yeah that sounds cool. Anyway if you like the first series you'll....also like the second. Yup. So..let's celebrate the second with....the purchasing of a certain t-shirt. From here.

We were at the beach. Everybody had matching towels. Somebody went under the dock. And there they saw a rock. But it wasn't a rock. It was rock monster!!! ROCK MONSTER!!!! Yes that B-52s song was about Marvel's The Thing but due to copy right issues with the Fantastic Four the song was changed to 'Rock Lobster'. Now that'll learn you! Where was I? Oh yes! The 100% cotton Ben Grimm The Thing Distressed 30 Single T-Shirt which features a distressed retro image of our dear friend the Thing and unlike the Thing this shirt is way softer than your standard issue shirt. Quality and style in one place? Booo-yah!

I believe that this 100% cotton Star Wars Expressions of Vader T-Shirt shows off one of the major problems that the Imperial Army had when dealing with the Dark Lord of the Sith...they would never know how he was feeling! I remember this one time when Steve from Engineering came in rather jovial in the morning. Vader having just had an immensely rough night at the Space Catina was hung over and had little use for loud morning-loving wankers. Steve was never heard from again. Even with this shirt which features multiple images of Vader in his different emotional states it is still pretty hard to figure how exactly what he is feeling. Perhaps we should get him a mood ring?

Made from 100% Cotton this blue and white t-shirt features a sublimated image of Venom looking especially peckish taken from the cover to surprisingly enough Venom Issue #1! Yep it's Venom. He's like.....the guy you love to hate! I mean you can actually hear people cheering when he bites Spiderman in the liver. It's...oddly cool....if something horrendous can be considered cool anyway. So...on the front is an all-over-image in monochromatic blue applied with the patented sublimation printing technique (ink is actually applied underneath the material instead of layered onto the surface). On the back we have a black Venom symbol on a white background looking...freshly painted perhaps. This Venom Tee is sublimated and belt printed resulting in a slightly different print with every application. Maybe one has a darker strand of blue under the shoulder or something. Yup. The process is a bit more involved hence the higher price tag.

Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt features a collection of some of your favorite X-Men with Professor Xavier's looming X-Cranium....looming behind. It's Angel Beast Cyclops Havok Wolverine Storm and Colossus! No Professor Xavier is not in any way "pushing" his assembled associates with his renown indomitable psychic abilities. Nope. Why do they always find themselves at the grocery store every Thursday for Twizzlers and a Cherry Slush-Puppy? Because....uh...because Magneto. Yep. Anyway this X-Men t-shirt is made with a higher 30 Single thread count making it softer than the average t-shirt!

Venom one of Spider Man's greatest adversaries advocates balanced hygiene. Wake up grab a shower and use the proper soaps and shampoos. Shave and comb; do some quick jumping jacks and finally the most important step of them all - good dental hygiene! Yes just take a look see at this 100% cotton Venom Good Dental Hygiene T-Shirt. Venom spends a lot of time working out and fighting Spider Man but did you also know that he is a certified dentist? He'll make sure you're flossing brushing 3 times a day and using mouthwash every 4 hours. Trust me your teeth will be sparking white in no time! Come to think of it Venom seems a bit nicer than my dentist...

Marvel's Spider Man Captain America and Thor are featured on this 100% cotton Marvel Heroes Three T-Shirt. Let's consider it Marvel Riot Control! Spider Man can create web barriers Thor can call down the light show and Captain America can just do the riot shield thing - nobody likes a shield slam to the face! Silly hippies. Suppose it is a lot more interesting than tear gas and high-pressure water hoses right? This t-shirt is perfect for fans of Marvel...just don't ask of any of them to let you through. It doesn't look like they'll be budging any time soon.

Made from 100% Cotton this soft black t-shirt features classic art taken straight off the packaging from two of your favorite GiJoe action figures: Snake eyes and Storm Shadow! Man I used to take Snake Eyes and....I used to have him beat the crap out of like 12 Cobra guys at once. He would...he would snap their little necks invert their little "swivel-grip" elbows and spin-kick 5 guys into the blades of an oncoming Tomahawk (includes Lift Ticket action figure)! Then Storm Shadow shows up like he's gonna' put a stop to all that slaughter but then...he gives Snake Eyes a hug and Timber a strip of bacon! That's right they're Ninja brothers and this week...they're getting along! Oh man....the memories. If you find yourself responding to this particular sort of reminiscing this t-shirt could be made ....just for you. And OH! It's made with a higher 30 single thread count making it a softer-than-average t-shirt!

Made from 100% cotton this soft navy blue t-shirt features some extremely classic iterations of some Mighty Marvel stalwarts.....and Wolverine. Not sure how he made it in this picture from 1969...but there he is. I suppose his visage may increase the sales of this t-shirt. Much like...every other Marvel Comic. Yeah maybe. Anyway this soft tee has a distressed scratchy graphic featuring: The Thing! Hulk! Iron Man! Ghost Rider! Thor! Uh...Wolverine! Spiderman! Captain America! Thor! They're adorning a a 30 single t-shirt made with a higher 30 single thread count!

Made from 100% Cotton this red youth-sized t-shirt features the Shazam symbol rendered in a shiny gold-foil print! It looks a little like....metal! It's Shazam! He wields the combined abilities of Sam Harold Adrienne Zachary Alice and Mike! They're all really really nice people! Yup. Anyway if you're a fan of Shazam that means your kid's a fan of Shazam. So...uh.....now would be a good time to...ADD IT TO YOUR CART! SHAZAM!

Made from 100% Cotton we have a white t-shirt with a sublimated print featuring an image of the Punisher at work rendered in ragged black strokes filling the front of the t-shirt! This image is the result of the patented sublimation process where ink is actually inserted underneath into the material not layered on the surface. It's also a result of the belt print technique which lends an infinitesimal uniqueness to each printed t-shirt. Oh and let's not forget the back....It's got an impatiently scribbled Punisher Skull symbol colored in a listless yellow with...barely noticeable Punisher skulls rendered in the same aforementioned yellow. Cool Punisher t-shirt. One of a kind...sort of.