Penny Arcade T-shirts, Deals and Coupons

Penny Arcade
T-shirts by the creators of the insanely popular Penny Arcade webcomics. The t-shirts are mostly videogame-related and mostly funny.

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  • Internet Dickwad Theory 2.0 Tee
    Internet Dickwad Theory 2.0 Tee
    Buyers should beware of shoddy "knock-offs" from disreputable online vendors! Jonathan Gabriel, renowned Internetologist, has allowed us to use his famous theorem under exclusive license. ?Newly redesigned to more accurately capture the truth. 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in dark green. Printed on the front in white with the Penny Arcade logo on the back. ?
    male - adult
    $17.99
  • Internet Dickwad 2.0 Ladies Tee
    Internet Dickwad 2.0 Ladies Tee
    This ancient design, brimming with timeless wisdom, returns!? Indeed, this is it right here.
    female - adult
    $17.99
  • It Only Does Tee
    It Only Does Tee
    Do you remember where you were, when the Playstation Network went down?? I was riding a tortoise through an automatic car wash.
    male - adult
    $17.99
  • Rex Ready Tee
    Rex Ready Tee
    He's ready! That's basically what you need to know about him. Oh! Also, he has tiny hands, on account of his dinosaurism.
    male - adult
    $17.99
  • It Only Does Ladies Tee
    It Only Does Ladies Tee
    Do you remember where you were, when the Playstation Network went down?? I was riding a tortoise through an automatic car wash.
    female - adult
    $17.99
  • Rex Ready Ladies Tee
    Rex Ready Ladies Tee
    He's ready! That's basically what you need to know about him. Oh! Also, he has tiny hands, on account of his dinosaurism.
    female - adult
    $17.99
  • Crowbar Tee
    Crowbar Tee
    Crowbars are the most useful member of the bar family of tools. Getting into boxes is only the beginning. You can pry other things with them, too. You can pry any old thing! Use your imagination! 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in Black. Crowbar design on the front in white and red. Penny Arcade logo on the back in red.
    male - adult
    $17.99
  • Bat Milk Tee
    Bat Milk Tee
    People have asked us if Bat Milk represents an authentic product - and the answer is an enthusiastic yes. More viscous than creamy, twenty bats must be milked to produce an ounce.? Available in a soft, milky-white, 100% cotton garment.
    male - adult
    $12.99
  • Automata: No Service Tee
    Automata: No Service Tee
    The sign outside of Halloran's implies in the strongest terms that automatons are not welcome there. It's actually sort of spooky on a shirt. 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in black. Swangee Man design on the front in white and the Penny Arcade logo on the back. ?
    male - adult
    $17.99
  • Heartris Tee
    Heartris Tee
    This invincible torso cover is not only durable, it also bears the symbol of a heart made out of Tetris blocks. Hearts are international love symbols, making this shirt - like a powerful pheromone - an unstoppable attractant.? 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in Black. Penny Arcade logo on the back in white. Also available as: Women's Tee, Women's red sleeved raglan
    male - adult
    $12.99
  • Hadouken 4.0 Tee
    Hadouken 4.0 Tee
    This classic maneuver - "qcf +p," if you're nasty - is the staple of any fighting meal. Intimidate potential foes with a blatant display of this powerful technique. 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in black or white.? Printed in white or black respectively with the Penny Arcade logo on the back.
    male - adult
    $17.99
  • Hadouken2 Tee
    Hadouken2 Tee
    No other input is so universal, no other input is so sublime! Take full advantage of this powerful method at your next cinematic brawl.? 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in Cardinal. Hadouken design on the front in grey and white. Penny Arcade logo on the back in grey.
    male - adult
    $8.99
  • Games are Stupid Tee
    Games are Stupid Tee
    Inspired by a controller breakingly frustrating afternoon of Soul Calibur III, the basic concept was shouted by someone as they left the room in disgust. The parenthetical was added quickly thereafter. 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in black. Text on the front in white and the Penny Arcade logo on the back in white as well. ?
    male - adult
    $12.99
  • Fruit Fucker Caught in the Act Tee
    Fruit Fucker Caught in the Act Tee
    We at FuckerCorp have received reports of "promiscuity" on the part of our popular FruitFucker brand automated juicer. As a result, we are recalling all existing models. We've taken this opportunity to improve the hydraulics and gripping power of America's favorite juicing apparatus.? The FruitFucker attacks again on the front of this black, heavyweight 100% cotton t-shirt. The back has the Penny Arcade logo in white.? Also available as: Women's Tee
    male - adult
    $17.99
  • Fruit Fucker: The Next Generation Tee
    Fruit Fucker: The Next Generation Tee
    With a petulant shrug that delivers a precise "meh," let our tiny produce enthusiast disregard your loved ones.? 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in Black with the Fruit Fucker on the front and the Penny Arcade logo on the back.
    male - adult
    $17.99
  • Fruit Fucker Apocalypse Tee
    Fruit Fucker Apocalypse Tee
    He's back, and no vineyard is safe. Quickly, now - pack only what you need, and rush out to the waiting car. You may never see your home again.? 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in Black. Apocalypse design on the front. Penny Arcade logo on the back in red.
    male - adult
    $17.99
  • Erode the Soul Tee
    Erode the Soul Tee
    We made a few of these for PAX and they were well received, so we decided to add them to the actual store. Also! We've heard scattered reports from readers about Soul Erosion during use. For frequent wearers, we do recommend SoulGuard brand spirit enamel.? 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in Black. Erode the Soul design on the front. Penny Arcade logo on the back in white. Also available as a women's babydoll.
    male - adult
    $17.99
  • Effective Tee
    Effective Tee
    It used to be difficult to know how effective something is, or can be - that is, before now. Bring "super effectiveness" to every corner of your life with our new "It's Super Effective" line of shirts, creams, paints, and scarves.
    male - adult
    $17.99
  • Wolfman & Dracula Tee
    Wolfman & Dracula Tee
    We are like sommeliers when it comes to pop culture icons, and in this product you see us at our most incisive. The raisin sweetness of Wolfmen and the firm tannins inherent in Draculas meet in and mingle in this startling mouth journey.
    male - adult
    $17.99
  • Epic Wang Tee
    Epic Wang Tee
    Listen up, everybody in Ironforge - specifically those of you on the Cenarius server. This is no commonplace wang I have on offer. This wang, tempered in the Molten Core, has a variety of properties I think you may find… unique.? 100% cotton black heavyweight t-shirt with WTS [WANG] x1 PST printed on the front in white and purple. Penny Arcade logo on the back in white.
    male - adult
    $8.99
  • Eaten by Bats Tee
    Eaten by Bats Tee
    The threat posed to children by bats is only now coming to light, and informing the populace is your civic duty. This bat means business and his favorite food is kids.? 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in black. Design printed on front.? Penny Arcade logo on the back in purple.? Also available as woman's babydoll.
    male - adult
    $17.99
  • Code Tee
    Code Tee
    You don't get to be the "best code" just by showing up with some novel sequence of keys. A great code has to be more than that. A great code has to be elaborate, but accessible. A powerful code tells a game to shape up - the boss is in town.? 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in Black. Code design on the front in grey and green. Penny Arcade logo on the back in grey.
    male - adult
    $8.99
  • Your Mom is a Classy Lady Tee
    Your Mom is a Classy Lady Tee
    Originating in this strip, we mostly thought it was funny to create a kid-friendly version of genocide. Taken solely as a shirt, it's a profound non-sequitur that will paralyze the minds of passersby.?
    male - adult
    $17.99
  • Deep Crow Tee
    Deep Crow Tee
    Present at the world's dawning, this bat/bird/insect hybrid thirsts only for the blood of sentient races. On page 34, the Monster Manual suggests that those who mistakenly enter a Deep Crow's lair should "close their eyes" and "hope to be eaten first."? 100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in white. Black Deep Crow sketch and blue lines on the front and the Penny Arcade logo on the back in black. Also available as a woman's babydoll.
    male - adult
    $12.99