The Prestige Worldwide Boats & Hoes Sweatshirt is here!  This super soft hoody pays homage to the funny movie Step Brothers.  Who wouldn't invest in a company called Prestige Worldwide?  I know we hear at Crazy Dog sure would!  Color: Light BlueSize Chart

It's hilarious for you, but not for Bill Murray when his character, self-centered meteorologist Phil Connors, is forced to spend the night at the Punxsutawney Inn (next to Gobblers Knob!) and relive Groundhogs Day several times until he just gets it right.  A perfect gift for 90s movie lovers, this funny Groundhogs Day shirt is printed to look distressed on a soft navy tee.  You'll love the fit and feel!

I'll admit it, I'm not a sports fan.  I'm a fan of a lot of things, like naps, bacon, sour patch kids and you know I love a firm handshake but sports?  Sports are boring.  That being said, I don't always wear athletic style shirts, but when I do, I prefer my Not a Sports Fan tee.  In an athletic heather gray with sporty blue text it the perfect shirt to make me look like I'm hip with the workout crowd.  I'll wear it when I'm out workin on my fitness.

Wow dude, what happened to you?!  Oh it was nothing, I'm totally fine.  Just a few scratches.Display your battle wounds in the new I'm Fine tee!

Let them watch as you go in to Invisible T Shirt mode!  A play on the transparency function in Photoshop, this new Invisibility Shirt is a great way to break the ice...you'll be shirtless!  The invisible shirt is printed on a soft white tee with black and gray ink.  See you soon (or not!).

What until you rock out in this Isaac Newton shirt.  Ladies Love Cool Isaac, but they love Gravity even more!  This funny shirt features the Sir himself, Isaac Newton printed on a soft light blue tee.  You've got admit, "I deduced that the forces which keep the planets in their orbs must be reciprocally as the squares of their distances from the centers about which they revolve: and thereby compared the force requisite to keep the Moon in her Orb with the force of gravity at the surface of the Earth; and found them answer pretty nearly." is pretty much the best pickup line ever, no?

Cowbell? Check.  Majestic Chest of Hair?  Double Check. Leather Vest?  Check.  One look at this guy and you KNOW he didn't get this cool doing drugs.  No sir.  This guy is high on life and the sweet echoing sounds of the steel cowbell man.  This shirt is a distressed white print on a Maroon shirt.  Shirt color may vary slightly based on stock.

Nothing deserves to be clubbed more than a good sandwich.  Layers of meats and cheeses, all coming together in one delicious monstrosity of calories...the Club Sandwich.  Printed with white ink on a soft Royal Blue tee, you'll love the way it fits, even after 2 big sammys, but not after 14, sorry for any inconvenience.  Always remember, Club Sandwiches, not Seals.  Those are words to live by if I ever heard them.   Size Chart

The Don't Drink and Derive hoody!  Everyone knows friends don't let friends drink and derive...or freeze!  Stay warm and get your message across in this funny math hoodie. Color: Navy Size Chart

Straight from Tommy Boy, we bring you the Callahan sweatshirt!  The Callahan Auto Parts Hoody is perfect for the Chris Farley lover in your life.  Stay warm and in fashion in this awesome Callahan hoodie.Color: GreenSize Chart

Honey Badger Don't Care but he does stay calm (read: sedated by cobra venom!) in times of stress.  The popular Honey Badger meme gets tangled with the Keep Calm and Carry On appeal produced by the British government in the late 30's.  Together, they make one big batch of don't give a shit!

From Ape to Man to Zombie, this lays out evolution the way it will play out over the next decade or so...it's like getting a secret glimpse in to the future, assuming you've accepted that we'll all evolve in to Zombies (we will).  This vintage looking zombie design is screen in red and black with a distressed print on a white tee....perfect for keeping track of all the wounds you'll accumulate in the final zombie battle!

If there's one thing a T-Rex hates, it's getting owned by a pushup! His little arms make it impossible to win any contests...poor T-Rex! Show a little love to the big guy in this soft heather gray tee screen printed in black ink!

Save the Narwahl!  They were so friendly in the Elf movie, you can't help but want to save them...and maybe own one of your very own!  I heard Narwahl's are great as pets because they just chill out in your bathtub and stay out of the way when you're showering, but that might not be true.  Either way it's true what they say....Save the Narwhal, Save the World!

Let's Hug it Out t shirt. If Entourage taught us anything, it's not to fight but to hug it out...that seems to be the key to solving any problem!  Let everyone know how you solve your problems when you rock this vintage looking tee.

Ugly Sweater Party this year in this easy to wear tee in Red or Green!  Our holiday sweater tee features a cross stitch pattern sure to please grandma, and bright colors to get you feelin the season.  If you're looking to get even more ugly this year we recommend nestling a nice little birds nest right up on the shoulder, and maybe a touch (read: bottle full) of glitter on the shirt.  Party on, sweater lover!

Who cares if the object will stop?  All I care about is getting out of this test room and going back to bed...Hmmm, yeah, I know, I'll show this professor...see what you think about this!  YEAH! That Elephant is going to stop everything in it's path, including that dumb block.  Good lord I'm so smart, I see a A++ in my future that's to having the knowledge of Elephant Math bestowed upon me!

The Griswolds are back!  Show your love for America's First Family of humor in this classic "Fun and Old Fashioned" tee, licensed by National Lampoons.  Wood paneled station wagon?  Check.  Too Big Tree?  Check.  Squirrel?  We'll leave the lookin for that up to you.  Go Team Griswold! Size Chart

"Hey, you're never gonna believe who's sitting in front of me. Kenny F*!?ing Powers. No sh*t. Yeah, it's him. No, hell no, he looks like sh*t. He looks like a big bag full of mashed up a-hole." Oh Marcus, you have such a way with words.  Show your love for the man with the arm like a cannon in this officially licensed Eastbound and Down Kenny Powers Shirt!

The shitters full t shirt.  Our National Lampoons Christmas Vacation shirt reflects the very best moment of the movie when Todd Chester leaves his house only to find Clark Griswold's Cousin Eddy t shirt emptying the septic tank from the trailer and is greeted with  "Merry Christmas!  Shitter was full"!  Relive your favorite moments from Christmas Vacation and all the Griswold Family antics in this classic National Lampoons Christmas Vacation shirt! Any fan of the movies would love this funny t shirt, check out our other National Lampoons Vacation t shirts.

Little black mice playing with shiny paper.  Sleigh bells and ornaments covered with glitter.  Wild deer running 3 in a row, these are a few of the ugliest things.  Be the belle of the ball, er, Ugly Sweater Party this year in this easy to wear tee in Red or Green!  Our holiday sweater tee features a cross stitch pattern sure to please grandma, and bright colors to get you feelin the season.  If you're looking to get even more ugly this year we recommend nestling a nice little birds nest right up on the shoulder, and maybe a touch (read: bottle full) of glitter on the shirt.  Party on, sweater lover!

Based on the hilarious movie ELF starring Will Ferrel, our full line of Elf shirts is a surefire hit to anyone who's ever said "Smilings my favorite"!  This soft, heathered red tee features Buddy's iconic hat and the phrase Raised by Elves.  Don't you wish YOU were raised by Elves instead of Humans?  That kind of close relationship with Santa would surely pay off during the holidays!  Fresh from Ripple Junction, these funny Elf shirts are screened on featherweight, heathered red tees that are perfect for layering on colder days!

Christmas just isn't christmas without Buddy the Elf!  This soft, heathered green tee features Buddy the Elf exclaiming "Smiling's My Favorite!".  If you were raised by elves, or if smiling if your all time favorite, we've got items for everyones wish lists!  These shirts are fresh press from Ripple Junction and are printed on a featherweight, heathered green tee that's perfect for layering!

Little black mice playing with shiny paper.  Sleigh bells and ornaments covered with glitter.  Wild deer running 3 in a row, these are a few of the ugliest things.  Be the belle of the ball, er, Ugly Sweater Party this year in this easy to wear tee in Red or Green!  Our holiday sweater tee features a cross stitch pattern sure to please grandma, and bright colors to get you feelin the season.  If you're looking to get even more ugly this year we recommend nestling a nice little birds nest right up on the shoulder, and maybe a touch (read: bottle full) of glitter on the shirt.  Party on, sweater lover!