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Assault Shirts was formed in February 2008 because Craig & Tim were sick of working for "the man", and they wanted a way to express their unique style through their own line of clothing that reflected some very serious messages as well as some very humorous messages with the help of Candice Ciesla and Fernando Rodriguez.
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From the same family as the original Family Tree Shirt, the Family Tree II shirt was inspired by the genius Craig Kaplowitz and conceived by Candice Ciesla who you can read more about in the blog. This shirt is currently only available in women's! Come on though, what man would really wear this?female - adult$22.99 -
This Orwellian design’s focus is on the subject of totalitarian rule; rule brought about through the tyrannical control of thoughts, beliefs and ideals. By censoring and controlling the doctrine of which people live by, through the constant barrage of the oppressive propaganda machine, power is taken from the outreaching open hands of the many and tightly grasped by the clinching fists of the elitist few. Through surveillance, censorship, fear of random violence, fear of torture, fear of nuclear war and death, freedom becomes not only an unspeakable word but an unthinkable and unobtainable ideal.male, female - adult$22.99 -
Never before in the history of this country has a group of people been granted rights and then had them taken away like Proposition 8 did to same-sex couples. No matter the person, no one should have their rights limited, and no book should dictate the status quo. Gay and lesbian couples deserve the same rights. The pursuit of happiness should belong to every man woman and child. Repeal Prop8.male, female - adult$22.99 -
The "One Year As A Lion" T-Shirt was a collaborative design done by John Staniforth and Tim Toomey. The shirt was originally inspired by a quote from Led Zeppelin’s legendary guitarist Jimmy Page. “I’d rather live on year as a lion, than a thousand as a sheep”.male, female - adult$22.99 -
This shirt was inspired by the book, "Blackwater - The Rise of the World's Most Powerful Mercenary Army" by Jeremy Scahill. Maybe you know, maybe you didn't know that for every US Soldier there is a private mercenary contractor employed by a private company, that can't be held responsible or prosecuted from any war crimes they cause while employed. Sound fair to you?male, female - adult$22.99 -
The Fatal Justice men's t-shirt design was done by former Ecko clothing designer Fernando Rodriguez. Fernando currently runs his own design agency called Eye Kandy based out of Puerto Rico. This shirt comes on an American Apparel Fine Jersey T-Shirt, and it is also available in white. Skulls!!! The design is a large format print.male, female - adult$22.99 -
It's a death star, get it? This shirt was designed by Candice Ciesla and dreamt up by Craig Kaplowitz one day while procrastinating at work. If you're a fan of the Chainsaw Killer Bunny T-Shirt then this will be a great addition to your collection. We'd love to have put in some wookies, or ewoks, but George Lucas would pwn us and our families. This shirt prints on a black American Apparel 2001 Tee.male, female - adult$22.99 -
Introducing the NEW Phoenix Rising Assault T-Shirt! This shirt is perfect for those of you in punk rock bands who like the oversized prints on American Apparel fitted T's.male, female - adult$22.99 -
This girls designer t-shirt is a women's version of the phoenix rising t-shirt for men. We had such great feedback on the men's shirt that we decided to turn it purple and offer it up to all the girls who frequent the Assault website!female - adult$22.99 -
The Justice Rave girls t-shirt is printed on the Sheer Jersey Cap Sleeve T-Shirt from American Apparel. It's the third t-shirt we've made exclusively for the ladies, and it's among the best shirts we have designed to date.female - adult$22.99 -
Propaganda by corporate news is nothing new to anyone who has the internet, but are you aware of who owns your news? Wear the Skull Propaganda T-Shirt and show the man you don't care what's going on with Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears. The shirt is the 2001 Fine Jersey T-Shirt by American Apparel.male, female - adult$22.99 -
The Chainsaw Killer Bunny T-Shirt was designed by Candice Ciesla and features a bunny that has escaped from an insane asylum to massacre carrots.male, female - adult$22.99 -
The Assault Official t-shirt features a hidden message when looked at in a mirror and is printed on the American Apparel fine jersey t-shirts. It's the official shirt for the Assault Apparel designer shirt brand.male, female - adult$22.99 -
The distant cousin of the Green Assault, except this shirt sports the blood stained red that the ecto-cooler inspired green shirt could never be. Beware emo kids... this ones not for the faint of heart. Blood drinkers: you typed it into google, you sick bastards--here's what you were looking for. This shirt is printed on the 2001 Fine Jersey T from American Apparel.male, female - adult$22.99 -
The coolest shirt since ecto cooler Hi-C, the Green Assault. It closely resembles a blood spattered vampire-esque design with some fanciful handiwork around the edges to show the ladies that not only do you rock hard, but you rock gently too. Party. The men's shirt is printed on the 2001 Fine Jersey T from American Apparel. The women's is printed on the 6321 Sheer Jersey Cap Sleeve T from American Apparel.male, female - adult$22.99 -
The imminent apocalyptic zombie attack is among us and the only way to survive is to distract the zombies... not with fireworks or anything pedestrian like that--all you need is some brains! This fantastic Zombie T-Shirt was designed by the deranged cartoonist chick Candice Ciesla who's also responsible for the Family Tree Shirt and the Chainsaw Killer Bunny T-shirt.male, female - adult$22.99 -
One of the premier Assault official brand name shirts. It's got everything your greater-than-average rock and roller could ask for in a shirt: skulls, spiders, stars, cool text, and the souls of virgins and sinners. Plus it comes in at an affordable price even for you van-based rockers. Helmet not included. This shirt is printed on the 2001 Fine Jersey T from American Apparel.male, female - adult$22.99 -
This t-shirt design features an oversized, over-the-seam abstract design in maroon and black with an underlying political message. This graphic t-shirt is perfect for the everyday goth, rocker, punk, or political activist. This shirt is printed on the 2001 Fine Jersey T from American Apparel.male, female - adult$22.99 -
I remember the first time I thought Craig was a radiation baby... and with that we have the Radioactive Shirt! Along with the cool trendy eroded radiation symbol you get the pen-ultimate phoenix bird sub communicated in the background. Yeah, I know you wouldn't have seen it if I hadn't told you. The men's shirt is printed on the 2001 Fine Jersey T from American Apparel. The women's is printed on the 6321 Sheer Jersey Cap Sleeve T from American Apparel.male, female - adult$22.99 -
Spent time in a mental hospital lately? The Deranged T-Shirt is the quintessential former mental patient shirt. It features an over the seam oversized print and a crazy looking doctor drawing by Candice Ciesla. This shirt is printed on the 2001 Fine Jersey T from American Apparel.male, female - adult$22.99 -
Rockers unite: it's the Skull Wing Assault shirt. If you rock, on a stage, in your car, in your room, on the train, or on the sidewalk, this is a must have shirt. So next time someone asks you, "Where'd you get that SWEET shirt, dude". You tell them, "if you were a rock and roller, you would know". Then tell them to punch themselves in the face. This shirt is printed on the 2001 Fine Jersey T from American Apparel.male, female - adult$22.99 -
The elimination of your rights has been happening while you've sat there oblivious. The only way to make up for your inaction is... by purchasing the Uncle Sam skull shirt! This shirt is printed on the 2001 Fine Jersey T from American Apparel.male, female - adult$22.99 -
The idea that spawned Assault, the family tree shirt. Despite it having no resemblance to any of our current other shirts, the family tree shirt is the quintessential shirt for all you people who just freakin' love each other. For a complete history of this shirt as well as information on the artist, check out the blog.female - adult$22.99 -
The Fatal Justice white men's t-shirt design was done by former Ecko clothing designer Fernando Rodriguez. Fernando currently runs his own design agency called Eye Kandy based out of Puerto Rico. This shirt comes on an American Apparel Fine Jersey T-Shirt, and it is also available in black. The design is a large format print.male, female - adult$22.99
