Watchmen T-shirts

Though superhero movies have tried to take themselves seriously for years, none has accomplished quite what Watchmen has. It's a complex, multi-layered mystery adventure set in an alternate 1985 America in which costumed superheroes are part of the fabric of everyday society, and the "Doomsday Clock" which charts the USA's tension with the Soviet Union is permanently set at five minutes to midnight. When one of his former colleagues is murdered, the washed-up but no less determined masked vigilante Rorschach sets out to uncover a plot to kill and discredit all past and present superheroes.

Who watches the Watchmen t-shirts? Now you do.

1. Watchmen "Rorschack Poster"

Watchmen "Rorschack Poster"

Men get arrested. Dogs wear t-shirts.

2. Watchmen "Nite Owl"

Watchmen "Nite Owl"

What happened to the American Dream? Well, it has produced some cool t-shirts.

3. Watchmen Ozymandia Trust In Ozy

Watchmen Ozymandia Trust In Ozy

Would he steer us wrong?

4. Watchmen Dr. Manhattan Symbol

Watchmen Dr. Manhattan Symbol

Go nuclear.

5. Watchmen Rorschach Sublimation

Watchmen Rorschach Sublimation

Be Rorschach. Constantly shifting ink not included.

6. Watchmen Nite Owl Mask

Watchmen Nite Owl Mask

When you need night vision, always trust in an owl.

7. Watchmen "Rorschack Stripe"

Watchmen "Rorschack Stripe"

Rorschach is shadowy - in more ways than one.

8. The Watchmen Silk Spectre Pop Art

The Watchmen Silk Spectre Pop Art

She's used to going out at three in the morning and doing something stupid.

9. Before Watchmen by Lee Bermejo

Before Watchmen by Lee Bermejo

Were they still watched then?

10. Watchmen Rorschach Inkblot

Watchmen Rorschach Inkblot

What do you see?

11. The Watchmen Dr. Manhattan

The Watchmen Dr. Manhattan

Everything is preordained. Even the coolness of this t-shirt.

12. The Watchmen Who Watches the Watchmen?

The Watchmen Who Watches the Watchmen?

Before the Keene Act.

13. Watchmen Who Watches Rorschach

Watchmen Who Watches Rorschach

It's a rhetorical question, mostly.

14. Watchmen Rorschach Save Us and I'll Whisper No

Watchmen Rorschach Save Us and I'll Whisper No

Even if they can't hear him say no, Rorschach's got his principles.

15. Watchmen Dr Manhattan by Paul Pope

Watchmen Dr Manhattan by Paul Pope

Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. But you can believe in this t-shirt.

16. Watchmen Bloody Smiley Face

Watchmen Bloody Smiley Face

Hope you had a nice day!

17. Watchmen Rorschach At Night

Watchmen Rorschach At Night

The world will look up and shout "Save us!"... And I'll whisper "Check out my shirt."

18. The Watchmen Ozymandias Smartest Man in the World

The Watchmen Ozymandias Smartest Man in the World

19. Watchmen Dr. Manhattan by Adam Hughes

Watchmen Dr. Manhattan by Adam Hughes

We're all puppets, Laurie. Hey, check out this t-shirt!

20. Watchmen Nite Owl

Watchmen Nite Owl

Why send a bat to do an owl's job?

21. The Watchmen Comedian

The Watchmen Comedian

22. Watchmen - Dr Manhatten

Watchmen - Dr Manhatten

There is no future. There is no past. Only t-shirts.

23. Watchmen Comedian

Watchmen Comedian

Get ready to laugh!

24. Watchmen Winning the War Dr. Manhattan Pointing

Watchmen Winning the War Dr. Manhattan Pointing

Hard to lose a war with a nuclear man on your side.

25. Watchmen Rorschach Ink

Watchmen Rorschach Ink

A man of many faces. All the time.

26. Watchbabies

Watchbabies

Who watches the Watchbabies? (Seriously, where are their parents?)