Thneeded Dr. Seuss Tees
I can scarcely believe the things that I see,
but before me now lies a great list of tees!
Some red, one orange, some blue, some gray,
so many that look fun - what the hey!
So please do peruse,
and try not to snooze,
and enjoy all these t-shirts collected for yous - you, and you, and you over there!
There's so many lovely things that you can consider to wear!
1. Read a Book
The Cat in the Hat has a lesson to impart
keep reading, get educated
that's the way to play it smart!
2. Cat in the Hat Costume
When clad like the cat
you know where it's at
now the only thing you're missing
is the eponymous hat!
3. Thing or Two
That cat's got some real Things up his sleeve
and for your fun, they'll do some things you won't believe!
4. Hatless
Going hatless without a care
can lead to mishaps related to hair
but you needn't always beware
when you've got a t-shirt to wear!
5. There's a Wocket in My Pocket
There's a Wocket on this t-shirt
for a look that won't tee-hurt!
Keep it in mind and this tee, you won't avert!
6. Grinch Big Face
Feeling green 'round the holidays?
Why not join the craze
and wear a tee-grin while you laze?
That's the way the Grinch plays.
7. Dr. Seuss Parade
Feel free to brood
beneath this comfy hood
but these cheery characters
should put you in a better mood!
8. Sam's Farms Green Eggs and Ham
Green eggs and ham
are now their own brand!
You should wear this shirt
and show this off 'cross the land!
9. Big Hat
What we have here
is a cat minus one cat.
Though darkly toned
there's nothing wrong with that!
10. Yertle the Turtle
Yertle the turtle had a strange attitude
but he makes a nice t-shirt for those in the mood!
11. Everything I Need To Know
We all know this cat
and his marvelous hat
and our childhoods were much better
certainly on account of that!
12. Thing One Body with Thing Two
Do my eyes deceive me?
Or have I gone mad?
You can be both Things at once!
Such fun to be had!
13. Horton
Perchance to consider wearing
the elephant who hears
the very fellow who reminds us
to open our ears!
14. Oh The Places You will Go
Oh, the places I've been!
The things I've seen!
And this shirt's pretty sweet,
if you know what I mean.
15. Do You Like My Green Eggs and Ham
Sam I Am brought quite a meal
but just how does that make you feel?
16. Fishes Swim
One fish, two fish,
red fish, blue-
You'd look pretty fishy in a t-shirt of this hue.
17. This is My Foxy Shirt
You could look quite foxy
wearing a shirt with such moxie!
18. Thing 1
Thing 1 has a shirt!
But it wouldn't hurt
for you to find a Thing 2
and wear another together, for cert'!
19. Thing 1 & Thing 2
Do my eyes deceive me
or am I seeing double?
This Thing 1 and Thing 2 tee
could cause a kerfuffle!
20. I Hate Christmas!
The Grinch is quite blunt with his unfestive candor
but perhaps you'd enjoy him in a less grumpy manner?
