We could all use one of these.

It's not such a bad shirt. It just needs a little love!

Woodstock was a pioneer in avian anger.

Now that's a blanket statement.

Brings a whole new meaning to Woodstock. In that birds are very, very fond of you.

Those tickets to the gun show? Complimentary.

You wouldn't want to disappoint Snoopy, would you?

You've gotta admit, he's an easy target.

Mustaches make everything better.

You were looking for a HouseBeagle, we presume?

You know what they say about procrastination? We'll type it up later.

For most colorful characters.

Add your own massive noggin!

Guess which one's the Walrus.

Immediately after this image was made, Charlie Brown winterfell off that dog house.

I think it's safe to say at this point that football just isn't Charlie Brown's thing.

Add one large, strangely balding head, and you're party-ready.

"What are you talking about? My head's round! See?"

A little hair of the dog.

You hear a lot of "Good grief" when the vampires get staked this time around.

Seems like a sound prescription.

Straight from the funny pages.

He's got the moves like Snoopy.

Here's one dog who doesn't need to talk to win hearts and minds.

Given enough time, the Peanuts episode is an inevitability. Or Deanuts, even.

All toasters toast toast.

Wouldn't Snoopy make all your social networking time that much better?

This t-shirt comes with a lot of responsibility to live up to. You're that cool, right?

Pig Pen knows what's up. And down. Mostly down.

Some days, man has to play piano song.

With some dogs, it's effortless.

Just Charlie Brown being a base-baller.

Move over, Billy Joel!

There was nothing Snoopbeard couldn't get away with.

Your imagination provides the soundtrack!

This ends only one way.

Some days, you've gotta strut.

Now there's a tee to say it for you!

Look at this Peanuts gallery.

Looks like someone told him the bird's the word.

Hey teacher - this tee's too cool for school.

Not a t-shirt for jokers.