Why not just walk up to the interviewer with your palm extended and say, "Money please?"

If you bound into the interview by pointing at this tee and announcing that it's opposite day, you might just confuse the proceedings.

These are what are officially referred to in the biz as 'unemployment duds.'

Hey, if they hire you after you come in wearing this shirt, you'll be rolling in it! Wait.

Regrettably, most workplaces don't come equipped with handy escape chutes.

You could make the argument that this tee effectively communicates your feelings on authority.

Alternatively, you could just show up to the interview hammered.

Can you even imagine what a pain this would be for payroll? I mean, what is the beer-to-money conversion rate?

Hey, hey, whoa. You're the one getting interviewed here, buddy.

This one only works for maybe one particular vocation. And this sounds a bit presumptuous to me.

This might just make it easy for them.

This is probably one of those 'too much honesty' cases.

This one only really works if you're applying to work at a fan factory.

Now that's work ethic that people you don't want getting behind will get behind!

This one works best in landlocked areas. Unless it's taken as one of those newfangled internet jokes.

Some employers might prefer that their employees sleep at night.
This is still their loss.