If you bound into the interview by pointing at this tee and announcing that it's opposite day, you might just confuse the proceedings.

These are what are officially referred to in the biz as 'unemployment duds.'

Regrettably, most workplaces don't come equipped with handy escape chutes.

You could make the argument that this tee effectively communicates your feelings on authority.

Hey, hey, whoa. You're the one getting interviewed here, buddy.

This might just make it easy for them.

This is probably one of those 'too much honesty' cases.

Why not just walk up to the interviewer with your palm extended and say, "Money please?"

This one only really works if you're applying to work at a fan factory.

Now that's work ethic that people you don't want getting behind will get behind!

Can you even imagine what a pain this would be for payroll? I mean, what is the beer-to-money conversion rate?

This one works best in landlocked areas. Unless it's taken as one of those newfangled internet jokes.

Some employers might prefer that their employees sleep at night.
This is still their loss.