Tees You Wouldn't Want to Wear to a Job Interview
Maybe just keep these for private time wearing. Maybe just that. Yeahhhh.
1. Working's For Chumps!
Why not just walk up to the interviewer with your palm extended and say, "Money please?"
2. Unemployee Of The Month
If you bound into the interview by pointing at this tee and announcing that it's opposite day, you might just confuse the proceedings.
3. And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
These are what are officially referred to in the biz as 'unemployment duds.'
4. Here About The Blow Job
This one only really works if you're applying to work at a fan factory.
5. Will Work For Shit
Hey, if they hire you after you come in wearing this shirt, you'll be rolling in it! Wait.
6. Quit Your Job With Style
Regrettably, most workplaces don't come equipped with handy escape chutes.
7. Middle Finger Connect The Dots
You could make the argument that this tee effectively communicates your feelings on authority.
8. I Drink Beer Like It's My Job
Alternatively, you could just show up to the interview hammered.
9. Will Work For Duff
Can you even imagine what a pain this would be for payroll? I mean, what is the beer-to-money conversion rate?
10. You Work I Surf
11. A Job For You
Hey, hey, whoa. You're the one getting interviewed here, buddy.
12. I Play Video Games Like It's My Job
This one only works for maybe one particular vocation. And this sounds a bit presumptuous to me.
13. I don't work here.
This might just make it easy for them.
14. Employee of the Minute
This is probably one of those 'too much honesty' cases.
15. Have Sex Work Less
Now that's work ethic that people you don't want getting behind will get behind!
16. Ninja Career Option
Some employers might prefer that their employees sleep at night.
This is still their loss.